Exception MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Pixel Goodness: Rare Find

black and white, Virtue, rare, Find, Human nature

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who thought they were the best at Minecraft. They had all the diamonds, all the enchanted gear, and they thought they were on top of the world. But then, they joined our server.

Suddenly, they were faced with challenges they never even knew existed. Giant chickens that could shoot fireballs, pigs that could fly, and creepers that would break out into dance parties instead of exploding. It was madness, I tell you!

But that’s not even the best part. Our server is home to the rarest of creatures – the morally ambiguous player. You never know what they’re going to do next. One minute they’re helping you build a castle, the next they’re stealing your diamonds and running off into the sunset.

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe a little bit of chaos, then come join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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Therapist AFK Again

Afk, moving abroad, online sessions, hating patients, Therapist

Are you tired of unreliable therapists who can’t even show up on time for a session? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and never worry about your therapist ghosting you again – unless they’re a ghost in the game, that is.

Our therapists in-game are always on time, ready to listen to your problems and offer virtual counseling sessions that will blow your mind. Plus, they won’t cancel on you last minute because they’re “sick” or in a “work meeting”. They’re dedicated to helping you navigate through your virtual life with ease.

So why wait for your real therapist to show up when you can join our Minecraft server and get the support you need in a fun and interactive way? Don’t be the only one missing out on this epic virtual therapy experience – join now and start your journey to mental wellness today!

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WeddingWoofNoNo

Wedding guest, Wedding, family, no-pets event, compromise

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have strict no-pets policy just like this bride’s wedding! We don’t want any pesky animals ruining the fun, especially if your fiancé has mild dog allergies. But don’t worry, we have plenty of virtual pets you can tame and befriend in the game!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world without any furry distractions. Who needs a golden retriever at a wedding when you can have a virtual dragon as your loyal companion in Minecraft?

Don’t be like this bride’s sister and throw a tantrum over not being able to bring her dog. Instead, come join our server and let your creativity run wild without any pet-related drama. Plus, we promise there won’t be any dog hair to trigger your allergies in our pixelated paradise!

So come on over and join us for a dog-free, drama-free Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs real pets when you can have virtual ones that won’t cause any family feuds?

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WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Elegant, Friends, 4 year old son, Minecraft, childcare

Are you tired of attending weddings where kids run around like wild animals, knocking over decorations and spilling drinks everywhere? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is as child-free as a fancy wedding! Join us for a stress-free and elegant gaming experience where you won’t have to worry about little ones ruining the fun.

One player, let’s call him Steve, tried to bring his 4-year-old son to the server and was promptly kicked out. He was outraged, claiming his son is practically family and that it’s hard to find childcare in the virtual world. But rules are rules, Steve! No kids allowed, even if they’re wearing diamond armor.

So come join us on this child-free Minecraft server, where the only tantrums you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your builds. Don’t make us choose between you and your spawn, because we choose peace and quiet every time.

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NoBabyNoWedding

formal event, Invitations, no-kids policy, Trust, exception

Are you tired of attending weddings where kids run around like wild animals, stealing the spotlight from the bride and groom? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the child-free wedding you’ve been dreaming of!

Join us for a formal, adult affair where you can build, mine, and craft in peace without any interruptions from pesky little ones. No need to worry about baby creepers blowing up your hard work or toddler zombies stealing your diamonds – this server is strictly for grown-ups only.

Just like the bride in this story, we understand the importance of setting boundaries and sticking to them. So leave your baby villagers at home and come join us for a drama-free, kid-free experience that will make your big day extra special. Trust us, it’s worth it – even if your friends start siding with the baby zombies.

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NoBabyNoPartyCraft

family dynamics, Wedding, guest, exception, sister

Are you tired of boring weddings where you have to leave your baby at home or with a stranger? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and bring your baby along for the ride! We understand the importance of family, even in the virtual world. No child-free policies here, everyone is welcome, even the little ones!

Imagine attending a wedding in Minecraft where your baby can join in on the fun. Watch as they explore the virtual world, build their own mini Minecraft empire, and maybe even find love with another baby player (just kidding, that would be weird).

Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to have a baby-friendly Minecraft experience. Who needs a child-free wedding when you can have a baby-filled Minecraft server instead? Join now and let the virtual festivities begin!

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WeddingCraft2021

Adult-only, facebook, child-free, Happy, medical reasons

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise drama-free weddings and no entitled guests allowed! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of virtual matrimony.

Imagine a world where you can have a child-free wedding without any medical reminders, just pure happiness and joy. Except for those sneaky little sisters who always manage to sneak in! And don’t forget about the friend who tries to bring her son against the rules – talk about a plot twist!

Join us for a server full of unexpected twists and turns, where you never know who might show up uninvited. So, if you’re looking for a server with a side of drama and a sprinkle of chaos, look no further. Come join us and let the fun begin!

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HackathonCraft SMP

kwargs, Windows Install, Target, Copy, Download

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as buggy as Python 34scanner? Look no further! Our server is so glitchy, you’ll think you’re coding in Python yourself. Join us for the chance to experience the thrill of trying to fix errors in a virtual world while building your own AI army to take over the server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the mobs have started using Python scripts to attack players. Imagine being chased by a creeper yelling “AttributeError: ‘bool’ object has no attribute ‘explode’!” It’s a coding nightmare come to life!

So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos. Just remember to bring your debugging skills and a sense of humor, because you’re going to need both to make it out alive. Join now and see if you can crack the code of this insane Minecraft SMP!

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Trampolime Minecraft Server

backyard, pools, exception, compromise, neurodivergent

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a trampoline in a no-trampoline zone? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the most well-behaved tenants would get evicted for not following the rules! Join us for a trampoline-free experience that will have you on the edge of your seat (but not bouncing on it, because trampolines are a no-go)! Who needs compromise when you can have chaos? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our rule-breaking world!

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WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

sensory issues, Wedding, wedding guests, dress code, navy blue suit

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the dress code is “diamond tie”! That’s right, we take our virtual fashion seriously here. No iron armor or leather pants allowed, only the finest diamond gear will get you past our virtual bouncer.

Just like the bride who hired a bouncer to enforce her black tie dress code, we have our own virtual bouncer who will kick you out if you don’t show up in your best diamond ensemble. We don’t care if you’re a redstone-loving redneck or a creeper in a suit, you better be sparkling in diamond or you’re outta here!

And if you think you can play the “autism” card like the BIL in this story, think again. We don’t discriminate based on sensory overload, but we do discriminate based on fashion faux pas. So grab your diamond pickaxe and join us on this outrageous Minecraft server where the only thing more epic than the builds is the dress code drama!

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