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MineCraftyMisery

anxiety, become miserable, comparison, depression, emotional well being, fastest way, ISOLATION, lack of gratitude, lack of purpose, mental health, MineCraftyMisery, negative mindset, overthinking, perfectionism, pessimism, self-care, self-doubt, self-sabotage, stress, toxic relationships, unhappiness

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4981
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Zombie Dances:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience the joy of getting blown up by creepers every 5 minutes! It’s like a surprise party, but instead of cake, you get TNT to the face. But hey, at least you’ll never get bored with all the chaos and destruction happening around you!

Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with diamond swords and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full battle gear.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of evil bunnies. Rumor has it that anyone who dares to enter will be cursed with bad luck for eternity, but hey, who needs luck when you have a diamond pickaxe, right?

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join our Minecraft server now and prepare for a wild ride of explosions, chicken jousting, and cursed bunnies. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a lot of bandages, because you’re gonna need them!

DiscountCraft: Everyone Else Overpaying

bargains, Competition, consumer behavior, consumerism, Deals, DISCOUNT, DiscountCraft, DISCOUNTS, economics, frugality, market dynamics, Overpaying, Pricing, pricing strategy, Purchases, retail industry, Sales, savings, shopping, underpaying, Value

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6870
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1599
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Falling into the Void:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

so, like, come join our minecraft server, cuz, like, we give you DISCOUNTS on everything. it’s not that you’re cheap, it’s that everyone else is just PAYING TOO MUCH. like, who wants to be a sucker and overpay, amirite? plus, we have this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. like, who even thinks of that? it’s INSANE. so come join us and be part of the wackiest, most discount-loving community in all of minecraft land.

NuttyWeightLossCraft

almonds, calorie-controlled, diet, dietary guidelines, Healthy Eating, healthy fats, healthy lifestyle, long-term weight loss, metabolism, nutrition, nuts, NuttyWeightLossCraft, peanuts, pistachios, portion control, satiety, Snacking, walnuts, weight loss, weight loss tips, weight management

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7655
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	291
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3594	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2711
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

so, like, if you wanna lose weight but still wanna snack on some nuts, then join our minecraft server! we got all the nuts you could ever want, almonds, peanuts, pistachios, walnuts, you name it! and get this, eating them won’t even mess up your weight loss journey, it might even help you lose more weight! it’s like magic, but with nuts. so come join us and snack your way to a skinnier you, all while building epic structures and battling creepers. nuts for the win!

ChinaCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, ACCUSATION, assault, china-chan, Chinacraft, consent, controversial, criminal, criminal justice, discrimination, Identity, Justice, Lesbian, LGBTQ, mental health, METOO, Minecraft, rapist, Server, Social Issues, stigma, Trauma, Victim

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6420
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Farms Harvested:	863	Towns Built:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to meet China-chan, the infamous lesbian rapist of the virtual world! Watch out, because she might just steal your diamonds and your heart. But don’t worry, she’s just a misunderstood creeper looking for love in all the wrong places. So come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little romance with China-chan herself. Just be sure to keep your guard up and your pickaxe ready, because you never know what she’ll do next!

Minecraft Madness Server

bewildered, bewildering, BIZARRE, confusion, disbelief, madness, Mind Blowing, mind-bending, mind-boggling, Minecraft, odd, outlandish, peculiar, Server, shock, SPEECHLESS.., strange, surreal, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, weird, what just happened, WTF

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9416
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Crops Grown:	8133	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ores Mined:	1087	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”

IceCreamMom Minecraft Server

compassion, dietary choices, dietary restrictions, forgiveness, Friends, friendship, ice cream, IceCreamMom, Minecraft, non-vegan, parenting, parenting decisions, Plant-Based, play date, Respect, Server, Understanding, vegan, vegan children, vegan diet, vegan family, vegan lifestyle, vegan parenting

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	450
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2446	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Abby’s day at the park? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about dairy drama. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s as sweet as Abby’s son (minus the ice cream incident, of course). Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun – just watch out for any unexpected surprises along the way!

MommaCraft: Mind Your Biz!

Biz, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, family, family drama, family dynamics, family history, generational trauma, intrusive, Mind, MommaCraft, mother-in-law, past trauma, personal boundaries, personal history, privacy, reconciliation, relationships, Respect, Wedding

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2530
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	109
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Potions Brewed:	113	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Are you tired of dealing with intrusive in-laws who think they know what’s best for you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama in the real world! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and have fun without any unwanted family interference.

Just like the player in this story, you can leave behind your complicated family history and create your own virtual family with fellow gamers. No more dealing with nosy relatives who think they can meddle in your personal life – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

So say goodbye to May and her unsolicited advice, and say hello to a community of players who just want to have a good time. Join our Minecraft server today and start building your own family – one block at a time!

Crafty Jerk Offs

Alone Time, Crafty, emotional release, intimate connection, Jerk, Masturbation, Offs, personal satisfaction, Physical Release, Relaxation, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, self satisfaction, self-care, self-exploration, self-stimulation, sexual desire, sexual health, sexual release, Solo Sex, stress relief

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5282
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mines Excavated:	1397	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

PenalColonyCraft Minecraft Server

court case, crime, foreign affairs, Imprisonment, incarceration, international relations, judicial system, Justice, legal proceedings, Legal System, Military, Minecraft, news report, Penal colony, PenalColonyCraft, prison term, punishment, russia, Russian agencies, sentencing, Server, us soldier, US-Russia relations

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2085
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6553	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Villages Defended:	12	Dragons Tamed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get transported to a Russian penal colony! but don’t worry, it’s not real life, it’s just this super crazy Minecraft server where anything can happen!

join us on this insane server where you’ll have to survive in a Russian penal colony, just like that US soldier did! but instead of facing real consequences, you’ll just have a blast trying to escape and avoid the guards. trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

plus, we have tons of other wacky features, like giant flying pigs that drop loot, a secret underground disco party, and a talking llama who gives out quests. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

KenyanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

Authorization, biden, Biden administration, bipartisan support, Bucks, congressional approval, crisis response, disaster relief, Edition, emergency assistance, FOREIGN AID, funding, Global cooperation, gop, government spending, Haiti, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Kenyan force, KenyanCraft, military intervention, political decision, relief efforts

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4582
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Emeralds Found:	8914	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

lol imagine a minecraft server where biden is the admin and he’s like “screw you GOP, i’m sending $109 million to kenyan force for haiti” like what even is that?! but hey, if you join our server, you’ll get to experience all the crazy politics and drama firsthand. maybe you can even start your own international aid program for fictional countries in the game, who knows?! come join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, just like real life politics!