Excel sheet Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

EuroTripEscape

Agreement, Airbnb, bad friend, beach walks, coworker, Dinners, Europe trip, EuroTripEscape, Excel sheet, Expenses, FaceTime, Friend, Madrid, missed flights, online boyfriend, Paris, reimburse, Screenshots, shared expenses, south of France, sunset outing, Unsafe

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7081
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ores Mined:	7776	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Zombie Dances:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the south of France! Join us for beach walks, dinners, and sunset outings, but be prepared for unexpected twists and turns.

Experience the thrill of waking up to find your friend has disappeared, leaving the door half-open and blocking you on everything. Will you be able to clear the air and settle the expenses, or will you be caught in a web of betrayal and Twitter drama?

Join now for a chance to navigate through friendships, agreements, and missed flights in a virtual world where anything can happen. Will you be the hero who pays for shared expenses or the rebel who refuses to foot the bill for someone else’s poor decisions? The choice is yours on our server!

JesusCraft: Where the truth hurts, but the diamonds sparkle!

BELIEF, BETRAYAL, Christianity, controversy, crucifixion, diamonds, Divine, FAITH, gospel, HATED, HURTS, Hypocrisy, Jesus, JesusCraft, persecution, Prophecy, Redemption, Religion, religious leaders, salvation, scripture, sparkle, telling the truth, Truth

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9784
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the ultimate chaos and mayhem that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. That’s right, these llamas are not your average farm animals – they have a taste for adventure and mischief. You never know what they’ll have you doing next, whether it’s building a giant llama statue or going on a llama-led treasure hunt.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous chickens who have formed their own chicken mafia. They’ll have you doing their bidding in exchange for rare items and secret chicken knowledge. Just don’t cross them, or you might find yourself in a chicken coop prison.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. Yes, you read that right – CHEESE. Imagine building a castle out of cheddar or going on a cheese mining expedition. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of llamas, chicken mafias, and cheese dimensions. Who needs Jesus when you have this much fun?

AwkwardCraft: Where being socially stunted is just another block in the game!

AwkwardCraft, BLOCK, childhood trauma, communication difficulties, coping mechanisms, dismissive parenting, emotional intelligence, emotional neglect, Emotional support, Game, homeschooling, ISOLATION, lack of socialization, long-term effects, mental health, parental invalidation, peer relationships, self-esteem issues, social development, Social Skills, socially, socially stunted, stunted, support systems, Therapy

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2654
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mines Excavated:	3915
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of being socially stunted like a wilting cactus in the desert? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to your homeschooling woes as you embark on a wild adventure filled with virtual friends and endless possibilities.

Imagine a world where you can finally break free from the shackles of your homeschooling past and unleash your inner social butterfly. No more “boohoo get over it” from your mom, just pure unadulterated fun and laughter as you build, explore, and conquer in our crazy Minecraft universe.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the healing power of pixelated friendships wash over you like a soothing balm for your socially stunted soul. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Char-mingCraft: Where Your Pixelated Characters Rule the World!

Antagonist, appealing, care, cast, character-driven, Characters, CharmingCraft, Depth, Development, emotions, Events, INTERESTING, narrative writing, pixelated, plot twists, Plots, Protagonist, relationships, rule, Story, storytelling, superior, supporting characters, world

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7131
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Join our Minecraft server and embark on the most epic adventure of your life! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have taken over the virtual world with their mad coding skills. That’s right, you’ll be playing alongside llamas who can build the most insane structures and pull off the craziest pranks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of ninja chickens who will teach you the art of stealth and combat. Imagine sneaking up on your friends and scaring the feathers out of them – it’s all possible on our server!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the virtual caves. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon. So grab your pickaxe and start digging, because fame and fortune await you on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to llamas, in which case, maybe sit this one out.

GF vs. Porn Minecraft Server – Build your way to victory!

BUILD, communication problems, coping mechanisms, Honesty, Intimacy, mental health, Minecraft, multiple orgasms, open communication, peer support, personal boundaries, porn, porn addiction, porn consumption, pornography habits, relationship advice, relationship issues, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-control, Server, sexual health, sexual satisfaction, Trust, Victory

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5483
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you tired of being caught red-handed by your girlfriend while watching porn? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and learn how to cum multiple times without her suspecting a thing! Our virtual world is filled with secret techniques and strategies to keep your porn addiction under wraps. Plus, you can build a fortress to hide all your dirty little secrets. Don’t give up on your guilty pleasure, join us now and become a master of deception!

SuomiCraft: Where Finland in the summer is Heaven and creepers wear sunglasses

Adventure, beauty, CREEPERS, culture, Escape, Exploration, finland, Forests, Heaven, Hiking, Lakes, midnight sun, Nature, Nordic, outdoor activities, Relaxation, Scandinavia, Summer, sunglasses, SuomiCraft, Tranquility, travel, vacation, wear

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5500
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Enchantments Applied:	274	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	30

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like Finland in the summer – absolute heaven! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so amazing, even the creepers wear sunscreen to protect their delicate skin from the sun’s rays.

2. The pigs on our server have been trained to do synchronized swimming in the rivers and lakes. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. Our diamond ore blocks are actually made of chocolate, so you can mine and snack at the same time. Talk about multitasking!

4. The villagers on our server throw the most epic beach parties every weekend. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager break it down on the dance floor.

5. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself vacations on our server because even he can’t resist the allure of our paradise-like world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the Minecraft version of Finland in the summer. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s half the fun!

Crafty McBattlestation: Where Pixels Fight Back!

Battlestation, cable management, chaotic, cluttered, Computer, computer desk, Crafty, dirty desk, disorganized, Fight, Gaming, gaming setup, McBattlestation, Messy, messy desk, pixels, Realistic, setup, Technology, Thread, Unclean, unorganized, untidy, workstation

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7032
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	New Chunks Explored:	451137
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ores Mined:	3377	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everything is too clean and perfect? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos! We have piles of virtual poop everywhere because we believe in keeping it real. Join us if you want a truly authentic Minecraft experience where you can revel in the messiness of it all. Who needs cleanliness when you can have poop piles instead? Join now and experience the true meaning of virtual filth!

WarCraft: Where Creepers and Endermen Make Modern Wars Look Boring AF

Boredom, Boring, CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, CREEPERS, Defense, Destruction, endermen, Global, History, HOLY SHIT, International, Military, MODERN, modern wars, Politics, strategy, Technology, Troops, violence, Warcraft, WARFARE, Wars, weapons

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2505
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Enchantments Applied:	224
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	93	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Tired of the same old boring wars with tanks and guns? Well, come join our Minecraft server where wars are fought with diamond swords and explosive creepers! Watch as players battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or block, in this case).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon circus, where players can watch as this majestic beast performs death-defying stunts and tricks. You won’t believe your eyes!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive rainbow sheep! Rumor has it that these magical creatures can grant wishes to those who are lucky enough to find them.

So why waste your time with boring modern wars when you can join our Minecraft server and experience a world of endless possibilities and hilarity? Join now and let the madness begin!

Rize vs. She: Minecraft Showdown

against, battle, challenge, chance, Combat, Confrontation, Contender, Defeat, determination, Fight, match, Minecraft, Odds, opponent, Rivalry, rize, showdown, Stand, strength, Struggle, Victory, Weakness

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6061
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Divine Spears Created:	21	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4996	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate battleground for epic showdowns! Picture this: a fierce battle between a fearless warrior named Rize and a mysterious challenger. Will she stand a chance against Rize in a fight? Join our server to find out and witness the most epic battles in Minecraft history! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who drop enchanted loot when defeated. So if you’re brave enough to face the unknown and test your skills against the best of the best, then join us now for a wild ride of adventure and chaos!

Creeper Queens: Where even cisboys can’t compete!

cisboys, cisgender, compete, competence, Competition, Confidence, creeper, Gender Identity, Gender norms, Insecurity, Masculinity, personal growth, QUEENS, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-doubt, self-identity, self-validation, societal expectations, toxic masculinity, validation

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7319
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Star Shards Collected:	201
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you tired of being a basic cisboy on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can’t compete with the level of craziness we have in store for you! Join us and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the poultry in the land with an iron wing. Join his army of feathered warriors and conquer the realm with your clucking comrades by your side.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see how many players can survive in a world made entirely of cheese? That’s right, every block you mine will be deliciously cheesy and oh so gooey.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your cisboy status at the door and come join us for a wild ride of insanity and laughter. You won’t regret it, unless you’re lactose intolerant.

UmmahCraft: Where Minecraft meets the power of the Ummah! Join us for epic adventures!

Adventures, BELIEF, brotherhood, Community, compassion, Connection, devotion, empowerment, Epic, FAITH, Islam, Join, love, meets, Minecraft, Muslim, power, resilience, Sisterhood, solidarity, strength, Support, together, ummah, UmmahCraft, Unity

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1168
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Buildings Constructed:	16

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the power of the Ummah reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But here’s the catch – the diamonds were actually enchanted with the power of unlimited bacon! Yes, you heard that right. Bacon diamonds. Need I say more?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who roams the land on a giant chicken mount, clucking orders to all who dare challenge him. Join us and you might just have the chance to ride into battle on a giant chicken too!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures that only the power of the Ummah can provide. See you in the game, and may the bacon diamonds be ever in your favor! 🥓💎🐔🤣