๐คฃ Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even stay-at-home moms get annual performance reviews and bonuses! ๐ค Join us for a wild ride filled with managerial skillsets applied to family life, shared calendars, and monthly targets that will have you feeling like a corporate superstar in no time! ๐ผ
๐ Our exclusive 5-point scale rating system will have you striving for that coveted “Exceeds Expectations” status, just like our top-performing dog who scored a perfect 5! ๐ถ And don’t worry, even new joiners like our baby son get a fair shot at earning their place on the leaderboard. ๐ผ
๐ But be warned, handing out bonuses and performance reviews may lead to unexpected consequences, like ripped-up checks, emotional outbursts, and threats of resignation. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some family drama that even Minecraft can’t compete with! ๐ฅ
Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the cutthroat world of stay-at-home parenting on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! ๐๐ฎ
