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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 9781 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Wilderness Tamed: | 20 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Magic Items Found: | 4484 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 23 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Enchantments Applied: | 280 | Divine Spears Created: | 24 |
Zombie Dances: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 |
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