Are you tired of getting dumped for ridiculous reasons like “you breathe too loudly” or “your pinky toe is too small”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and build a world where your ex’s crazy breakup reasons don’t matter because we’re too busy fighting off zombie pigmen and building giant statues of Nicolas Cage. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, your ex will mysteriously get stuck in a never-ending loop of getting hit by lightning every time they try to log on. So come on, join us and leave your ex in the dust (literally, because we have a lot of dirt blocks).
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ExBrokeUp4Stupidity – Minecraft SMP
Breakup, breakup story, Communication, DATING, emotional, ex, ExBrokeUp4Stupidity, funny, HEARTBREAK, INSIGNIFICANT, irrational, love, Minecraft, misunderstanding, partner, Petty, reason, relationship, Ridiculous, silly, smp, stupid, trivial
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MidnightMunchiesCraft
balance, bbq, CEREAL, Cooking, Dinner, DISHES, family, Food, House, Hungry, leftovers, microwave, middle of the night, MidnightMunchiesCraft, rules, sandwich, step-daughter, tired, Vehicle, work, yard work
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a unique family dynamic that will keep you entertained for hours on end! Join us and witness the drama unfold as a 34-year-old man and his 40-year-old wife navigate life with her two kids, ages 13 and 18, along with her daughter’s 18-year-old boyfriend.Watch as they struggle to balance work, school, and cooking responsibilities, all while dealing with a rebellious stepdaughter who insists on cooking in the middle of the night and causing grease fires on the stove. Can you help them keep the peace and make the food last, or will you join in on the chaos and add to the madness?
Join our server now and experience the hilarity for yourself! Just remember, when it comes to cooking and survival, anything goes in this crazy household.
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PixelPotionCraft
BELIEF, black cat, broken mirror, CURSE, fear, folklore, four leaf clover, friday the 13th, horseshoe, LUCK, Myth, old wives tale, Omen, PixelPotionCraft, rabbit’s foot, ritual, Supernatural, superstition, talisman, tradition, walking under a ladder
Do you believe in the power of walking under ladders or breaking mirrors? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in the superstition that if you don’t join, you’ll have seven years of bad luck in-game! Join us and break all the virtual mirrors you want without any consequences!
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CraftyHostageWars
Conflict, CraftyHostageWars, current events, Diplomacy, Hamas, Hamas rejection, Hostage, hostage situation, i24NEWS, international relations, Israel, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, News, Palestinian, peace talks, Politics, Proposal, rejection, rejection without reading
So, like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get kidnapped by a group of creepers. But don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special event where you can negotiate your release with the creepers just like Hamas did with the Israelis. And get this, they rejected the proposal without even reading it! Can you believe it? Join our server for some crazy hostage negotiations and epic battles with creepers. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Minecraft peace negotiator. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good.
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VapePuffinCraft
addiction, e-cigarettes, harmful effects, health risks, inhaled volume, long-term effects, nicotine addiction, nicotine concentration, nicotine levels, nicotine reduction, nicotine withdrawal, public health, puffing time, respiratory health, smoking cessation, toxic substances, VapePuffinCraft, Vapes, Vaping, vaping behavior, vaping trends
join dis minecraft server if u wanna take longer, bigger puffs of fun! we got crazy levels and insane builds that will make u puff ur way to victory!we lowered the nicotine concentration in our virtual vapes so u can puff all day without worrying about those toxic substances! go from 5% nicotine to 3% or 2.4% and watch ur puffing time, duration, and inhaled volume get bigger and better!
come join us and puff ur way to the top of the leaderboard! who needs nicotine when u got minecraft?! let’s get puffin’!
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JavaSurvival
Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Multiplayer Survival Legitimate Semi-vanilla Plugins Land protection Events Discord Community Handcrafted Active Mining Building Commands Player-run Staff Dedicated Server Experience
Hello and nice to meet you! We are a multiplayer, survival server known as Java Survival! As a semi-vanilla server, we are dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see on our server has been mined and/or placed by hand. Our staff members play the game just like everyone else! We also have our own plugins for basic commands and land protections that make us stand out from other servers. We hold staff-and player-run events and are very active on Discord too!
mc.javasurvival.com
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Jacks Re-Console Server
Cross-Play, Discord, Friendly, Game, hang out, Jacks Re-Console, legacy console edition, Minecraft, mod, Modpack, Re-Console 0.5.7, rules, Server, Survival, VANILLA 1.20.4
Jacks’ Re-Console Server is a server that runs off the Re-Console modpack, a very good recreation of Legacy Console Edition. We have some strict rules as we are mostly a friendly server. Also if you don’t want to mod your game, you can join the ip with VANILLA 1.20.4. Come join our discord to hang out as well: discord.gg/SPKd8N2Eaf Also the server runs on Re-Console 0.5.7
jss.lightning-mc.net:25580
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High AF Society: SMP Server with Fancy Stuff and New Update 1.21
1.16, Community, Custom Features, Dynmap, Expansions, Fancy, Friends, Griefprevention, HIGH, in house, Monthly Events, Mypet, new world, Older players, Player Shops, Relax, Server, smp, society, Stuff, Survival, Teleportation, TOWN, update, warp plugin
IP play.alttd.com Website alttd.com Rules alttd.com/rules Discord discord.gg/TGqpzCJ Blog/ News alttd.com/blog Who are we?
Altitude is a community-centered survival network. We’re a server where you can come to call “home”. Our focus is on survival with some interesting features suggested by the community. We opened in 2015 and have started a new world for every major Minecraft release since then. Altitude is for older players, but all are welcome!
Features:
- 1.20.x Survival Map (With expansions in 1.21)
- Land claiming with GriefPrevention
- Basic teleportation (/home and /back)
- McMMO & MyPet
- Dynmap (alttd.com/map)
- Economy with player shops
- Custom warp plugin for towns
- Monthly server events
For a full list of our custom features, visit https://alttd.com/customfeatures
Come join our community today! play.alttd.com
(If you wish to contact us, please do so through the discord or the website, not this account. Thanks!)
FAQ
Q: How can I join the server?
A: You can join by entering the IP: play.alttd.com in your Minecraft Multiplayer menu.
Q: Are there any age restrictions to play on the server?
A: Altitude is intended for older players, but all ages are welcome to join and play.
Q: Can I claim land on the server to prevent griefing?
A: Yes, you can claim land using the GriefPrevention plugin to protect your builds from griefing.
Q: Are there monthly events on the server?
A: Yes, Altitude hosts monthly server events for the community to participate in.
Q: How can I contact the server administration?
A: You can contact the server team through their Discord or website. Please refrain from contacting through other means.
Q: What are some of the custom features on Altitude?
A: Altitude has a variety of custom features suggested by the community, such as custom warp plugin for towns and more. Visit their website for a full list of custom features.
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CraftyGurAme Minecraft Server
#youtube, AmeSame, Community, CraftyGurAme, discussion, Entertainment, Fandom, Gaming, general, GurAme, internet culture, japanese, Livestream, Minecraft, Nostalgia, oldfags, ONLINE, reaction video, Server, social media, Time, Video, virtual youtuber
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old plugins and rules? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!Join us and become part of the legendary oldfags gang, where we roam the virtual lands causing mayhem and chaos wherever we go. Our server is filled with insane custom plugins that will have you questioning reality, like the ability to ride pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes or turning sheep into explosive TNT sheep that rain down destruction on unsuspecting players.
But that’s not all! We have epic events like the annual “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens armed with diamond swords and battle it out for glory and chicken nuggets. And let’s not forget about our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. It’s time to embrace the chaos and become a true oldfag legend!
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SMPixelated2024 – Minecraft SMP Madness
2024.., dreams, Forgotten, forgotten dreams, forgotten hope, forgotten memories., forgotten past, Forgotten Time, forgotten year, Future, Hope, looking ahead, Lost, madness, Memories, Minecraft, moving on, Nostalgia, past, Reflection, Reminiscing, smp, SMPixelated2024, Time, year
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this server where the only rule is to never talk about what happened in 2024…trust us, you don’t want to know.Looking for a server where you can ride pigs into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Look no further! Our community is filled with players who have built entire rollercoasters made of TNT and have pet creepers that do the Macarena on command.
But beware, the land is also home to mythical creatures like the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat and monocle, who will challenge you to a game of chess before deciding your fate.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a village of villagers who have formed their own government and are currently in the middle of a heated election for mayor? Or a secret underground bunker filled with llamas who have mastered the art of interpretive dance?
Don’t miss out on the adventure, the laughs, and the sheer insanity that awaits you on this Minecraft SMP! Join us now and become a part of the madness.
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GFMakeup101
adhd, Apology, autism, Communication, Dinner, Disrespect, Explanation, eyeliner, family, family time, GFMakeup101, Grandparents, Lipstick, makeup, misunderstanding, neurodivergent, sexism, Siblings, stardew valley, VALORANT, video game
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of explaining things in “makeup terms”? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time where you can build your own eyeliner straight and clean, or doodle with lipstick all over your face – the choice is yours!Our server is perfect for neurodivergent players like you and your gf, where we embrace unique perspectives and communication styles. Plus, if you ever need a break from family drama, just hop on our server and escape to a world of blocks and adventures.
Join now and experience the magic of Minecraft in a whole new light – or should we say, in a whole new shade of lipstick? Don’t miss out on the fun – apologize to your gf’s mom later, but join our server now for a makeup-themed gaming experience like no other!