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| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 98 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
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