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ExBlockSucksLOL

10. Growing apart, 11. Lack of intimacy, 12. Distrust, 13. Lack of support, 14. Lack of understanding, 15. Lack of appreciation, 16. Lack of compromise, 17. Lack of affection, 18. Lack of connection, 19. Lack of chemistry, 2. Lack of communication, 20. Lack of attraction., 3. Infidelity, 4. Lack of effort, 5. Incompatibility, 6. Trust issues, 7. Emotional distance, 8. Different priorities, 9. Lack of respect, ExBlockSucksLOL, relationship issues

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9723
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	5019	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	36

Are you tired of your ex partner not being able to build a decent house in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is filled with players who can actually construct a proper shelter without using dirt blocks. Join us and leave your ex in the dust as you build epic structures and conquer the virtual world together. Who needs a partner who can’t even mine diamonds properly anyway? Join us for a fresh start and a chance to find love in the form of virtual blocks and pixels.

VoltaicMC: Where semi-vanilla is basically just a fancy way of saying no sprinkles on ice cream

BASICALLY, Community, Community Builds, cream, custom models, Discord integration, Fancy, Greylist, hermitcraft, Ice, imgur, java, Minecraft, mutual respect, Newish-Map, player events, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, server address, Server Website, smp, sprinkles, Survival, Version, Voicechat, VoltaicMC, What is Voltaic?, What we are looking for in players

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1452
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Voltaic <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/gehause/">Minecraft Server</a>

Overview:

Version	1.21.1
Server Address	play.voltaicmc.com
Server Website	https://voltaicmc.com/
Imgur	https://imgur.com/a/V6lR3Qc

FAQ:

What is Voltaic?

A 1.21.1 Minecraft server!
A player base that is dedicated to creating community bonds.
A bustling player ran trade economy.
A worldwide player base so there are always people online.
A safe world from griefers and trolls. (Trustworthy/trusting community)
Player events & community builds.
A server influenced by suggestions and the voting of its members.
Greylist where you can login and look around before applying for membership!
A place where we escape from the politics and BS of the outside world and focus on our opinions on whether diorite should have ever been created!
An active staff team that’s willing to help whenever needed, all hours of the day.
Custom Resources, our server requires a custom resource pack that will be applied once you join, this does not override your resource pack if you were to have one. Just like they have it on the Hermitcraft Server!

Some of our plugins/datapacks

Greylist (allows people to join and look around before applying)
Worldborder (Keeps the community close, and prevents map resets every update)
Discord integration (chat with people in-game from Discord)
Armor Statues
Voice chat (speak with your voice in-game!)
Ability to sleep the night away.
Sit anywhere and everywhere. Command : /sit

Things you should expect from Voltaic:

100% Server Uptime unless notified.
A close-knit community of respectful adults.
A long-term place with freedom and acceptance for all kinds of players.
An active staff team for all of your questions.

What we are looking for in players:

Mutual respect of your fellow players, including no griefing, stealing, or insults.
Involvement and participation in our community.
Players that are 16 and older.

Chill Out Minecraft Server

Chill, Chilly temperatures, climate change, Cold Front, cold snap, cold weather, Country weather, Freezing weather, Frosty conditions, Global cooling, Minecraft, seasonal changes, Server, Sub-zero temperatures, Temperature decrease, temperature drop, Weather fluctuations, Weather forecast, weather patterns, weather report, weather update, winter chill, winter season

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6344
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	49

Are you tired of freezing your blocky butt off in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the weather is always a perfect 75 degrees with a gentle breeze and a chance of diamond showers! No more shivering in the cold, just warm and cozy pixel paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a giant octopus made entirely of blocks who loves to challenge players to epic build battles. Defeat the Blocktopus and earn exclusive in-game rewards like a diamond-encrusted pickaxe or a pet creeper that only explodes when you want it to.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that buried deep within our server’s virtual soil lies the fabled Golden Potato of Infinite Hunger. Legend says that whoever finds it will never go hungry again, and will gain the power to summon a never-ending buffet of delicious virtual food.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crafting, and mining for hours on end!

Minecraft SMP: /nfl/ General FIGHT! Edition

20+ catches, 2024.., Ankle Injury, Antonio Pierce, Bo Nix, Brian Callahan, Browns, business decisions, chest injury, cowboys, derrick henry, dirty play, dolphins, Eagles, Edition, falcons, Fight, Fight edition, first player, foot surgery, general, Jerry Jones, Justin Herbert, Kaleb McGary, knee injury, Malik Nabers, MCL sprain, Minecraft, mri, Myles Garrett, NFL, Patrick Mahomes, Raiders, rams, Saints, sam darnold, Sean Payton, September 23, Skylar Thompson, smp, three TDs, titans, top nfl headlines, Will Levis

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1254
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	246
Dragon Eggs Found:	5189	Blood Moons Survived:	0
New Chunks Explored:	67943	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP server out there! We’ve got more drama than an NFL game, with players getting X-rays on their ankles (but don’t worry, they’re negative), MCL sprains left and right, and QBs undergoing MRIs like it’s a routine check-up.

Join us and be the first player to have 20+ diamond blocks, three enchanted swords, and a parrot named Brian Callahan. We stick with our starting QBs like glue, just like the Titans sticking with Will Levis (sorry, Sam Darnold).

Jerry Jones may have no regrets about not signing Derrick Henry, but you’ll regret not joining our server when you see Cowboys players talking about playing “little league football” and accusing other teams of playing dirty.

But don’t worry, we’ve got the GOAT Sean Payton on our side, hyping up players like Bo Nix and making sure everyone knows that Skylar Thompson’s chest injury won’t hold him back from dominating the game.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show off your Minecraft skills while we cheer on the Rams (because who needs Patrick Mahomes when you’ve got a diamond sword?) Go Rams!

PeeBurnCraft

burning sensation, Communication, condoms, Conflict, crotch, discomfort, Doctor, family, husband, hygiene, Marriage, Medical advice, odour, parenting, PeeBurnCraft, personal hygiene, Pregnancy, pull out method, relationship, Upset, uti

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4809
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Votes:	4930	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	313
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Void Gems Collected:	25	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any smelly crotches like the one in this story! Our server is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re bathing in a field of flowers while playing.

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where hygiene is a top priority. No more stinky husbands or uncomfortable conversations about UTIs here!

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have the best luck in finding diamonds. Some say our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that your mining adventures will be fruitful and odor-free.

So come on over and join us for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to shower before logging on – we have standards here!

HateCelebsNotMinecraftSMP

Celebrity, controversial, criticism, culture, dislike, Entertainment, FAMOUS, HateCelebsNotMinecraftSMP, influence, judgment, Media, NEGATIVE, opinion, Perception, Personal, Popular, Preferences, public figure, reasons, Social, star

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6714
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7540	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Oh, honey, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP where we roast popular celebrities like marshmallows over a campfire! Join us if you want to unleash your inner savage and spill the tea on all those annoying celebs you can’t stand. We have a special “Hate-A-thon” event every week where we build giant statues of our least favorite stars and then blow them up with TNT. It’s therapeutic, trust me. So if you’re ready to throw shade and have a laugh, come join us and let the celebrity roasting begin!

CraftyCompanions

Caring, characteristics, Communication, Companionship, CraftyCompanions, define, Empathy, genuine, good friendship, Honesty, Laughter, long term, loyalty, Memories, Mutual, Reliable, Respect, shared interests, Support, Trust, Unconditional, Understanding

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6168
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	396
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where friendships are as rare as finding diamonds in a desert? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate friendship simulator!

Join us and experience the thrill of forming bonds with fellow players over virtual blocks and pixelated adventures. Our server is so friendly that even the creepers will give you a hug instead of blowing you up!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. All you have to do is befriend them with your best llama impression and they will lead you to treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where friendships are forged in the fires of lava pits and alliances are stronger than obsidian, then come join us for the craziest, most friendship-filled adventure of your life!

Crafty Company Country

capitalism, community impact, Company, company countries, company towns, corporate dominance, corporate influence, Country, Crafty, economic globalization, economic restructuring, Economic shift, global economy, Globalization, globalization effects, industrial decline, Industrial Revolution, labor history, multinational corporations, societal change, societal transformation, urban development, workforce displacement

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5096
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

yOu gOtTA jOiN dIs sErVeR cUz LiKe, wE gOt DiAmOnDz fOr DaYz aNd GoLd fOr DaZe. We bUiLt A cItY oN tOp Of A gIaNt DiAmOnD aNd We RiDe DiAmOnD hOrSeS aNd fLy On GoLdEn ChIcKeNs. AlSo, wE hAvE aN eNdLeSs SuPpLy Of CoOkIeS aNd CaNdY cAnEs. yOu CaN aLsO fIgHt A gIaNt PiG wItH aN eVeRlAsTiNg BaCoN sWoRd. cOmE jOiN uS aNd BeCoMe A cItIzEn Of OuR cRaZy CoMpAnY cOuNtRy!

Mystery Glyphs Server

Ancient Art, Ancient civilization, ancient history, Ancient mysteries, archaeological site, archaeology, Archaeology News, archaeology research, cultural heritage, Cultural significance, Geoglyphs, glyphs, historical discovery, Mysterious, mysterious markings, mysterious symbols, Mystery, Nazca glyphs, peru, Revealed, Server, south america, UNESCO World Heritage Site

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7872
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7468
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server and explore the hundreds of mysterious Nazca glyphs that have just been revealed!

Legend has it that these glyphs hold the key to unlocking special powers in the game. Want to fly like a bird? Just decode the glyphs and you’ll be soaring through the skies in no time!

But be warned, the glyphs are guarded by ancient Minecraft gods who will challenge you to epic battles. Defeat them and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights among your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows what secrets the Nazca glyphs hold for you to discover!

Invictus: Where incompetence thrives and creepers reign supreme in version 1.21.1!

1.21.1, alcohol, Bedrock compatibility, Brewery, Chairs, Community Events, CREEPERS, Custom Plugin Pack, Dedicated host, Discord, hard difficulty, Incompetence, Invictus, java, Lockable Chests, Player Shops, PvE, Reign, Semi Vanilla, Server Lore Channel, Shooting Stars, Sitting, smp, SUPREME, Thrives, vanilla tweaks, Version, Viewable Dynmap

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	943
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Magic Items Found:	4967
Ores Mined:	1153	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	466390
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Crops Grown:	9033	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Server Name	Invictus SMP ⛏️
Founded	2020
Discord Members	180+
World Reset	Every 6 months
Server Type	Public
Season	9th season (fresh new world)
Server IP	invictus.r2f.co
Bedrock Port	25591
Discord Invite	Discord Invite Link
Difficulty	Hard
Compatibility	Bedrock
Plugin Pack	Custom
Uptime	99.99%
Dynmap	Viewable (coming soon)

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply use the server IP invictus.r2f.co and bedrock port 25591.

2. Is the server open to everyone?

Yes, the server is public and welcomes anyone and everyone to join the community.

3. How often does the world reset?

The world resets every 6 months or so, with a fresh new world for each season.

4. Are there any special features on the server?

Yes, the server offers various features such as custom plugins, vanilla tweaks, community events, player shops, lockable chests, shooting stars, chairs & sitting, and much more.

5. Is there a Discord server for the community?

Yes, you can join the Discord server using the invite link here.

6. Can I participate in server lore events?

Yes, there is a server lore channel where players can engage with the lore and participate in related events.

7. What is the server’s uptime?

The server has a dedicated host with a 99.99% uptime guarantee.

8. Will there be a viewable Dynmap available?

Yes, a viewable Dynmap feature is planned to be added soon to the server.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

consequences, contemplating, cost-benefit analysis, Decision making, deliberation, evaluating choices, hindsight, introspection, justification, Minecraft, PALS, PIXEL, pondering, Questioning, reassessment, reevaluation, Reflection, second guessing, self-evaluation, Server, value assessment, weighing options, worth it, worthiness

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6639
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens or building a house on top of a flying pig! Trust us, you’ll be asking yourself “was it worth it?” every time you log off (spoiler alert: it totally is)! So come on, join us and let the craziness begin!