ExBlockers Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ExBlocker’s Anonymous

ANONYMOUS, Apology, Breakup, Communication, Cooking, cooking lessons, domestic skills, ExBlockers, friendship, Honesty, house share, hurt feelings, INDEPENDENCE, kitchen skills, learning, Meals, personal growth, relationships, roommates, self improvement, teaching

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5494
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dimension Hops:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Crops Grown:	5115	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cook up some drama hotter than a lava pit! Join us and learn how to chop onions, crack eggs, and use a cheese grater – because apparently, some people need a Minecraft server to teach them basic life skills.

We’ve got players who are absolute liabilities in the kitchen, just like that friend who couldn’t even boil water without burning down the house. But don’t worry, we’ll help you level up your cooking game faster than you can say “prepackaged salads.”

And if you’re looking for some spicy drama, we’ve got that too! Witness the epic saga of the guy whose ex broke up with him because he couldn’t cook – only on our Minecraft server. Will he learn to chop an onion and win back his lost love? Find out on the next episode of Minecraft MasterChef!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing more ridiculous than our cooking skills is the drama in the chat. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

Creeper vs Ukraine: 7 killed, 36 injured

CASUALTIES, casualties in conflict, casualties in Ukraine, casualties in war, civilian casualties, Conflict, creeper, death toll, eastern europe, Eastern European conflict, injured, injured civilians, international relations, Killed, military aggression, military attacks, Russian attacks, russian military, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, violence, War

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7574
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off russian attacks like ukraine heroes! we have 7 players who have been killed but 36 who have been injured, but don’t worry, we have magic potions to heal them all! join us and be a part of the most intense battles in minecraft history! our server is so lit, even putin himself is afraid to log on! don’t miss out on the action, join now and be a part of the chaos!

YokoCraft Minecraft Server

404 GAME RE:SET, Accord’s Library, anime adaptation, Chat Stamps Compilation, conquest guides, Drakengard, emulation guides, event stories, high res art, Minecraft, nier, nier automata, NieR Reincarnation, nier replicant, remake, Resource Pastebin, Server, SINoALICE, translation, Voice of Cards, yoko taro, YokoCraft, Yokoverse Fanbook

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5117
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Welcome to the server where we worship the absolute madman Yoko Taro and all his wild creations! Join us for discussions on NieR, Drakengard, and even the cashgrab kusoges like SINoALICE where we spank our enemies into submission!

Did you know that NieR Automata Anime Adaptation Season 2 is currently on air? And SINoALICE Movie is out now for your viewing pleasure! Plus, we have guides for emulating the Drakengard games and translations for all the Yoko Taro goodness you can handle.

Join us for a wild ride through the Yokoverse, where we have resources, fanbooks, and even high-res art for your viewing pleasure. And don’t forget about the Chat Stamps Compilation for all your communication needs!

So come on in and join the chaos, because on this server, anything goes!

CraftyCrew Minecraft SMP: Sequel Quests

Brainstorming, Characters, CraftyCrew, Creative, Development, Director, film, ideas, Minecraft, Movie, Pitch, Plot, production, Quests, script, Sequel, sequel brainstorming, sequel development, sequel ideas, sequel pitch, sequel production, sequel script, smp, storytelling

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3257
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6073
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Minecraft? That’s right, these chickens are not your average farm animals – they have built their own empire and are looking for new recruits to join their ranks.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who have developed a potion that turns players into potatoes for a day. Imagine the chaos of trying to navigate the world as a spud!

So, what are you waiting for? Pitch us your craziest ideas for the sequel and join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it will definitely be a hilarious time)!

HalalCraft Minecraft Server

clarification, Communication, communication breakdown, correcting, coworker, Cultural awareness, cultural sensitivity, Direction, Diversity, HalalCraft, hostile environment, HR complaint, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Muslim, Prayers, Religion, Respect, Server, Southern US, tolerance, workplace etiquette

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7388
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Towns Built:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Are you tired of getting lost in a windowless cave of an office? Join our Minecraft server where getting turned around is part of the fun! We have a new Muslim coworker who prays facing North in the southern US – talk about a twist! Join us and never worry about creating a hostile environment by correcting someone’s direction again. Plus, who knows what other crazy adventures await you in our virtual world!

LadyDenierCraft

apartment fire, Charity, community service, construction, disabled individuals, ethical decision-making, extreme makeover, financial assistance, fire damage, helping others, home renovation, housing assistance, insurance, LadyDenierCraft, Nonprofit, passive income, ReBuilding, scam prevention, Seniors, single parents, Volunteer work

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7226
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in helping those in need…unless they have a robot vacuum cleaner that explodes and starts a fire in their apartment. We don’t support that kind of chaos here!

Join our server for a chance to rebuild virtual homes and create a community of players who genuinely care about making a difference. Just make sure you don’t have any passive income from renting out inherited apartments, because we only help those who truly have nothing!

Don’t be like Ruby and try to scam your way into free renovations. We have a strict policy against helping people who can easily solve their own problems with a little common sense. Plus, we don’t want any drama like exes calling us out for playing god – we’re just trying to build a better Minecraft world, okay?

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure of charity, construction, and questionable decisions. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the importance of hot water and functioning bathrooms along the way!

CraftyJihad: Europe in Pixels

CounterTerrorism, CraftyJihad, Europe, european union, extremism, foreign fighters, germany, global threat, International security, Isis, Islamic extremism, ISLAMIC STATE, Islamic State propaganda, jihadist group, MIDDLE EAST, pixels, radical ideology, radicalization, security threat, Terrorism, terrorist attacks, Violent extremism

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	780
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Dragons Tamed:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	138123
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Mines Excavated:	4378
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

come join our minecraft server where we are like the islamic state but for gamers! we are taking over germany and europe one block at a time! join us and be part of the chaos as we build our empire in the virtual world! we have crazy pvp battles, insane building competitions, and even a secret underground base where we plan our next attack on the virtual world! join us now before it’s too late and help us conquer all of minecraft!

DaddyCraft Minecraft Server

age gap, attraction, Daddy Issues, DaddyCraft, DATING, emotional connection, generational differences, Maturity, Minecraft, older men, pop culture, power dynamics, Psychology, relationships, seeking guidance, seeking stability, seeking validation, Server, social media influence, societal norms, Stereotypes, taboo, younger girls

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4618
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Void Armor Forged:	22	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Are you tired of dating immature boys who can’t even mine a diamond in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is full of older, experienced players who will be your Minecraft “daddy” and show you the ways of the blocky world. Join us for a chance to find your perfect Minecraft sugar daddy and build a virtual empire together! Who needs a real-life boyfriend when you can have a Minecraft daddy who will protect you from creepers and shower you with virtual diamonds? Join now and experience the age gap love in the world of blocks!

MangaMania Minecraft SMP

Artbook Selection, Artbooks, bookstore, Bookstore Changes, Bookstore Experience, Bookstore Trends, Bookstore Visit, danmei, Danmei Success, Light Novel Failure, light novels, Manga, Manga collection, Manga Section, MangaMania, Minecraft, physical manga, Reading Trends, romance novels, smp, Webtoon Invasion, webtoons

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4863
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Towns Built:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Are you tired of boring old bookstores with the same old manga selection? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP server is the place to be for all your manga needs! We’ve got a manga section that’s been transformed into a webtoon wonderland, complete with artbooks that will make your eyes pop out of your head.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a Danmei section that’s stocked with romance novels that will make you blush harder than a creeper caught in broad daylight. Who needs light novels when you’ve got Danmei taking over the world?

Join our server now and experience a bookstore like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

ExWifeGriefNoDebt

Affair, chose, college debts, DAUGHTER, Duty, ex wife, ExWifeGriefNoDebt, Failed, family, Father, fitness level, froze me out, husband, keep the peace., MONEY, parents, personal trainer, refusing, standing my ground, student loans

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3043
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Votes:	2948
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1

Are you tired of being judged for not being ripped enough by your ex-wife and her personal trainer? Do you want to escape the drama of family disputes and college debt demands? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a world where your muscles don’t matter and where your daughter can’t guilt trip you into paying off her student loans. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers without the stress of family drama following you around.

Don’t let your ex-wife and her gym buddies bring you down – join our server and let loose in a world where the only thing that matters is having a good time. Plus, we have a special “No Family Drama” rule, so you can game in peace without any guilt trips or demands for money.

So come on over and join us on our server – where the only weight you’ll be lifting is virtual blocks, not the emotional baggage from your past relationships. See you in the game!

DeathCope Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Afterlife, anxiety, coping, coping mechanisms, death, DeathCope, emotional wellbeing, end of life, existential crisis, facing mortality, fear, Grief, Loss, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, mortality, self reflection, smp, spirituality, Support, Therapy

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1749
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Holy Grails Found:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Are you tired of facing the grim reaper in Minecraft every time you venture out into the world? Well, fear no more because on our server, death is just a minor inconvenience! We have a team of magical unicorns that will revive you every time you die, no questions asked. Plus, our resident zombie pigman chef cooks up the most delicious post-death meals you’ve ever tasted. So come join us and say goodbye to the fear of death in Minecraft!