Exblocker MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ExBlocker: No Cheating Here!

college, ExBlocker, Communication, emotional manipulation, Infidelity

🌟🌈🎮 Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server ever, where drama is as common as creepers blowing up your house! 🎮🌈🌟

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone! 🎢

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story that will make you question everything you thought you knew about relationships in Minecraft…

Once upon a time, there was a player named Mike (19m) who thought he could get away with giving hickeys to another player named Sarah (21f) on a dare. But little did he know, his ex-girlfriend (19f) found out and decided to team up with Sarah to expose his scandalous deeds!

But wait, there’s more! Mike’s friends knew about his hickey-giving ways and didn’t say a word to his ex-girlfriend. Talk about betrayal in the world of blocks and mobs!

So, if you’re looking for a server where drama is served hotter than a blaze in the Nether, then this is the place for you! Join now and witness the craziest love triangle in Minecraft history unfold before your very eyes! 💔🔥🤣

Remember, on this server, the only thing more explosive than TNT is the gossip! 💣🙊🤪

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ExBlocker – No respawn for exes!

Breakup, decision, growth, forgiveness, reconciliation

Are you tired of your ex constantly blowing up your phone with messages like “I miss you” and “Let’s give it another shot”? Well, imagine if you could escape all that drama by joining our Minecraft server!

On our server, you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from any unwanted ex-lovers trying to sneak back into your life. And if they somehow manage to find you in the game, you can unleash a horde of virtual zombies on them to show them who’s boss.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret potion that, when consumed, gives you the power to banish your ex to a faraway land where they can never bother you again. It’s like a restraining order, but way more fun!

So why waste your time dealing with ex drama when you could be building epic structures and battling virtual monsters on our Minecraft server? Join now and say goodbye to your ex for good!

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MineHonkai Rail Adventures – Choo Choo to Epicness!

hsr, Web Event, epicness, Resources, Gallagher

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for an epic adventure where you can explore the Yawning Chasm, fight off monsters in Acheron, and even have a Moment Among the Stars! And let’s not forget about our exclusive character banners featuring Acheron, Luocha, Gallagher, Pela, and Dan Heng – they’re so powerful, they’ll make your enemies run for the hills!

But wait, there’s more! We have new drip marketing with characters like Robin and Boothill, who will help you dominate the game with their Physical Harmony and Physical Hunt abilities. And don’t miss out on our immersive interactive exhibition where you can redeem codes like GIFTMOREPEACH and CARNIVALPOMPOMPOWER for some extra goodies!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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Cowabunga Bunny Bash: Where Ethnic Cows and Blonde Bunnies Rule the Minecraft World!

Cows, animal kingdom diversity, BBC thread, television, Multiculturalism

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mobs? Well, look no further because our server is built for BBC thread: ethnic cows and blonde bunnies!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride on the backs of rainbow-colored cows and watch as blonde bunnies perform synchronized dance numbers. Our server is like a zoo on steroids, with animals that will make you question reality.

But that’s not all! We also have special events where players can participate in cow beauty pageants and bunny fashion shows. Who knew Minecraft could be so glamorous?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest animal kingdom you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

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Blocky Battles: Can Minecraft Steal Halo’s Thunder?

Gaming Community, Adventure, Competitive Gaming, Xbox, master chief

Are you tired of Master Chief hogging all the spotlight? Do you miss the good old days of teabagging your friends in multiplayer matches? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can relive the glory days of Halo in blocky form! Join us and battle it out with your friends using pixelated weapons and armor, and show them who the true Spartan is! Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough diamond blocks, you can unlock the secret level where you ride on Warthogs and fight off Creeper-infested Covenant ships! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the Halo nostalgia flow through you!

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KosherCraft: Where Creepers and Matzah Balls Collide!

Media, CREEPERS, racism, Jewish lobby, collide

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and open your eyes to the truth? Look no further! Our server is not just any ordinary server, it’s a place where you can explore the deep secrets of US culture and its Jewish influences.

Join us as we uncover the mysteries of fast food not being real food, and how all “ethnic” food is actually just Jewish culture in disguise. Discover the truth behind racism in the US and how different races are all hailed as “niggers” by the Jewish overlords.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of conspiracy theories and learn about the AIPAC and Jewish lobby’s control over US foreign policy. Race and religion may not be the problem, but Jews definitely are. Once you join our server, you’ll never see the world the same way again.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s uncover the truth together. And remember, the first step to enlightenment is clicking that “Join Server” button. See you on the other side, my fellow truth-seekers!

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Blocky Betrayal: Where Cheating and Cuckolding are Just Part of the Game!

birth control, fertility, MATE SELECTION, attraction, BETRAYAL

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the laws of genetics and attraction are turned upside down for your entertainment!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where women’s desires change based on their fertility levels. Will you be the fit and superior genes that high fertility women desire, or will you provide the stability and resources that low fertility women crave?

But beware, birth control may trick women’s bodies into thinking they’re pregnant, leading to unexpected twists and turns in the game. Who knew that stopping contraceptive use could affect a woman’s satisfaction in marriage based on her husband’s attractiveness?

And let’s not forget about the men with high genetic fitness who may not commit to providing for their children. It’s survival of the fittest in this server, where women’s natural instincts may lead to some unexpected outcomes. Will you be the committed man raising another man’s children, or will you fall victim to the age-old strategy of cuckolding?

Join us on this wild ride of genetic manipulation, attraction games, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows what surprises await you in this crazy Minecraft world!

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Blocky Boobies Server

blocky, tits, social media, Diversity, Thread

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because on our server, we have a dedicated “tits thread” where you can admire all the pixelated boobies your heart desires! Join us for a wild adventure filled with hilarious shenanigans and ridiculous antics. Who knew that Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and get ready for a titillating experience like no other!

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CluckCraft: Where Chickens Rule and Sandwiches Drool!

culture, fast food, Drool, Culinary, traditional food

Are you tired of boring old chicken sandwiches? Well, on our Minecraft server, we call them “Cluckin’ Good Burgers” because our chickens are so happy and well-fed that their meat is just bursting with flavor! Join our server and taste the most delicious chicken sandwiches you’ve ever had in your virtual life!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground chicken fight club where you can bet on your favorite feathered fighters and watch them duke it out in epic battles for glory and chicken feed prizes!

So come on down to our server and experience the cluckin’ madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate chicken sandwich champion!

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PeakCraft: Where even Elira can break 3k peak!

Live streaming, Support, Gaming, Online Community, 3k peak

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Elira, the legendary Minecraft streamer who couldn’t even break 3k peak ccv on her return stream. Sad, right? But on our server, you’ll be breaking records left and right! Our server is so lit, even Elira herself would be begging to join. So come on, join us and become a Minecraft superstar in no time!

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