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ExBlock Drama: Exes & Boundaries

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DATING, Drama, emotional boundaries, emotional intelligence, ex-partner, ExBlock, Exes, healthy relationships, Insecurity, Jealousy, open communication, personal boundaries, relationships, self esteem, self-care, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6936
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Farms Harvested:	661

Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your own relationship? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of love triangles! Our virtual world is the perfect place to build a new life free from ex drama. Plus, our players are so obsessed with building epic structures that they won’t even have time to think about their exes. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind!

RiseNShineMinecraftSMP

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1825
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Yo, listen up fam, you gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like seriously bro, it’s the most epic server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

So, one time, there was this player who joined the server and within five minutes, they found a diamond horse with wings and rode it into battle against a giant army of zombie chickens. And guess what? They won! It was epic, man.

And another time, someone built a giant statue of a potato that shot lasers out of its eyes and protected the whole server from griefers. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! This server has a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical unicorns that grant wishes. I heard one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they’re the richest player on the server.

So, what are you waiting for, dude? Join this Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the next legend of the server. Don’t miss out, bro!

EthicalMineCraft – No Creepers Here!

#sustainability, Accountability, activism, animal welfare, Boycott, companies, consumer activism, consumer choice, corporate greed, Corporations, CREEPERS, discrimination, environmental impact, ethical concerns, EthicalMineCraft, Exploitation, fair trade, HUMAN RIGHTS, labor practices, social responsibility, supply chain, transparency

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4449
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Void Gems Collected:	15

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to find out they were sourced unethically? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where all our resources are ethically and sustainably sourced by our team of vegan, eco-friendly villagers. No more guilt while building your dream castle!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. Join them in their quest to overthrow the oppressive rule of the evil sheep overlords and claim your place as the rightful ruler of the land!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where ethical sourcing meets epic adventures with talking chickens. It’s cluckin’ awesome!

Recycled Thermoset Kingdom

#sustainability, bio-sourced, bowling balls, car tires, circular economy, crosslinked, degradation, Durability, eco-friendly, environmental impact, green technology, hip joints, incineration, Kingdom, landfill, Plastic, Recycled, Recycled materials, recycling, sustainable materials, Thermoset, thermoset materials, waste management

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4037
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as recycled as a car tire? Well, come join our server where we recycle everything, even your grandma’s hip joints and old bowling balls!

We use bio-sourced materials to create new plastic that is as strong as those crosslinked thermosets but can be easily recycled and degraded. It’s like magic, but better!

Join us on this wild ride as we turn trash into treasure and build the craziest creations you’ve ever seen. Who needs incinerators and landfills when you can join our server and save the world, one block at a time?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the most epic recycling adventure in Minecraft history! Let’s show the world that even virtual blocks can make a difference.

Sharky Love Island 1.21.1

1.21.1, adorable sharks, aquatic beauty, cute animals, cute shark, ISLAND, love, marine life, marine wildlife, ocean creatures, oceanic cuteness, sea animals, sea creatures, shark appreciation, shark community, shark enthusiasts, shark family, shark fandom, shark lover, shark obsession, shark pride, shark wife, sharky, underwater love

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2703
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Emeralds Found:	5275	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	483	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

OMG, you won’t believe the craziness on this Minecraft server! Join now to see my adorable shark wife swimming around like a boss. She’s the queen of the ocean and you gotta see it to believe it.

Our server is like a zoo on steroids, with all sorts of wacky creatures and characters roaming around. It’s a total mind trip, man.

And the best part? We have a secret underground disco party going on 24/7. Get your groove on with the creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF.

Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown. Just watch out for the dancing Endermen, they’ll steal your heart (literally).

DadCraft: School Event Reminder?

activities, aita, co parenting, Communication, DadCraft, Event, family dynamics, involvement, kids father, off campus sports, parental responsibilities, parenting, reminder, School, school communication, school events, school events reminder, school involvement, school notifications, school schedule, school sports, sports schedule, text messages

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5479
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Farms Harvested:	998

Are you tired of being the family secretary, constantly reminding your partner about the kids’ activities? Join our Minecraft server and escape the never-ending cycle of text messages and sports schedules! Our virtual world is filled with magical creatures who will happily take on the role of reminding your partner about important events. Plus, our youngest player has some serious sass and will put your partner in their place if they dare to ask for reminders. And don’t worry, even if you decide to take a break from the server, the school messages will still come through – because our server is just that powerful. So come join us and let the chaos of Minecraft distract you from the chaos of real life!

CraftyCompliments

awkward compliments, backhanded compliments, bizarre compliments, compliments, compliments that are strange, compliments that sound weird, CraftyCompliments, odd compliments, offbeat compliments, peculiar compliments, quirky compliments, strange compliments, unconventional compliments, unique compliments, unusual compliments, weird af, weird as fuck, weird compliments

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8979
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5786
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll hear compliments like “your pickaxe is sharper than my wit” and “your creeper explosions are like fireworks on the Fourth of July”. Join us for a wild ride of wacky compliments and insane adventures. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the Minecraft world. So come join us before they hatch their evil plan!

PanicCraft – ER Escape Edition

Covid-19 pandemic, Edition, emergency care, emergency department visits, ER visits, Escape, Healthcare, healthcare crisis, healthcare data, healthcare statistics, healthcare system, healthcare trends, leaving ER, Medical advice, medically recommended, pandemic effects, pandemic impact, PanicCraft, patient behavior, patient decisions, patient safety, Patients, statistics

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4612
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1265	Animals Bred:	36

LOLZ JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S SO LIT, EVEN COVID PATIENTS WANNA LEAVE THE ER TO PLAY! 53.6% INCREASE IN PEEPS LEAVING THE HOSPITAL TO JOIN OUR SERVER, THAT’S HOW EPIC IT IS! 721 MILLION VISITS BUT 5.9 MILLION PEEPS DIPPED TO PLAY MINECRAFT INSTEAD, THAT’S SOME DEDICATION RIGHT THERE! COME BUILD, SURVIVE, AND LAUGH YOUR BUTT OFF WITH US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT! #MINECRAFTOVERHOSPITALS #SERVERGOALS #COVIDCANTSTOPUS

Mystic Web of Laughter 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, BIZARRE, boss fight, Creative, Death Stranding, Entertainment, funny, Gaming, ha, humor, Innovative, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, mystic, strange, surreal, Unique, video game, web, webm, weird

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9474
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Animals Bred:	139
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2817
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Yo, bruh, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the boss fight in Death Stranding but with blocks and creepers instead of BTs and BBs.

Join if you wanna experience the thrill of battling insane mobs and building epic structures at the same time.

This server is so lit, it’ll make you question if you’re still in the game or if you’ve been sucked into a parallel universe where everything is made of pixels.

Don’t miss out on the chance to have a crazy adventure that’ll leave you wondering if you’re still sane.

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

WornOutWife’s Minecraft Server

Asshole, Caring, Communication, Conflict, doubts, Earrings, feelings, GIFTED, huggies, husband, INVISIBLE, love, Marriage, meaningful gifts, Minecraft, relationships, Server, sweet gestures, Upset, Valentine’s Day, Wedding, WornOutWifes

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9269
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Emeralds Found:	4597	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of meaningful gestures? Look no further! Our server is like a loving husband who always remembers to buy you earrings for Valentine’s Day, except instead of earrings, we give you epic loot and surprises around every corner!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where every block holds a potential gift just for you. And don’t worry, we promise not to give you the same pair of earrings over and over again like that forgetful husband did. So come on, dive into our server and let us show you just how much we care about the little things!

HubbyNoMoreCraft

aita, Business, Decisions, DECORATE, Ditching, Endeavor, HubbyNoMoreCraft, husband, Investments, Kids, legal liability, LLC, MISTAKES, negligence, office, partner, Protect, restructuring, silent partner, TAXES, unreliable

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1194
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Towns Built:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than your husband’s business structure? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this partner’s business decisions.

We promise you won’t have to worry about doing anyone else’s taxes or paychecks – unless you want to, of course! Our server is a place where you can be a silent partner or take charge, it’s up to you. Plus, we guarantee that you won’t have to deal with any legal messes like this poor soul.

So come join us and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in the craziness of our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new business partner who actually knows what they’re doing!