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ExBedSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5176
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	179	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! So, like, my ex was totally bad in bed because he couldn’t even build a decent house in Minecraft, like, what a noob, am I right? But on this server, we have the best builders who can make the most epic creations, like a giant statue of a potato riding a unicorn, it’s insane!

And get this, on this server, we have this crazy story where the creepers are actually secretly plotting to take over the world and turn all the pigs into evil overlords. It’s like a soap opera but with blocky characters, I can’t even handle it!

So if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughs, epic builds, and ridiculous storylines, then you gotta join this server. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, it’s lit AF! Don’t be a noob like my ex, come join the fun!

CraftyHill Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7599
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	262	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	258	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Potions Brewed:	73

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s always right about everything? Look no further! Our server is so on point, even Hillary Clinton is promoting us with her new merch! Join us and sip tea with Hillary herself as we celebrate the downfall of ex-president Donald Trump, who was convicted of felony charges. Our server is so lit, even the former secretary of state can’t resist! So come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we’re always right about everything! #TeaWithHillary #TrumpWho? #BestMinecraftServerEver

HelluvaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5573
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Hell itself? Look no further than our server, where we bring you the Slut Vaggie EditionOP Template! Join us in a world where demons are trying to rehabilitate themselves to reduce overpopulation in Hell.

But wait, there’s more! Follow Blitzo, a demon Imp running his own assassin business with his crew in Helluva Boss style. Can they survive each other while running a startup in the fiery depths?

Download the Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss pilots to get a taste of the madness. And if you’re feeling brave, check out our booru for some spicy fan art.

Join us now for a hell of a good time – just make sure you don’t get too cozy with any demons, they might just steal your diamonds!

XOLXY Craft

Vanilla

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4016
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Farms Harvested:	981	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Come to the vanilla minecraft fun and play with your friends in the scary world of minecraft. Come and build a boat or a castle and beat zombies and skeletons. Build a house or target your friend.

xolxycraft.apexmc.co:25636

HamsterLand SMP: Where even hamsters can rein supreme in a semi-vanilla world!

Active, anti cheat, BUILD, Community, COMMUNITY SERVER, Discord, Economy, Events, Explore, Friendly, Fun, games, HamsterLand, hamsters, Modded, multiplayer, new players, Plugins, Rein, Semivanilla, Server, smp, SUPREME, Survival, Vanilla, world

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	974
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Mines Excavated:	2821	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Emeralds Found:	6348
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

hamiumSMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
New Server	Fast and fresh server with paid hosting and proxies in Asia and North America for low lag.
Near Vanilla	Minimal changes to gameplay, with Vanilla Tweaks datapacks and some helpful plugins.
Incredible Staff	Experienced staff who provide quick issue resolution and fair punishments.
Well-Setup Server	Proper anti-cheats, moderation plugins, LuckPerms, spark monitoring, MiniMOTD, and more.
Mod Support	Allowed mods like Xaero’s Minimap, JourneyMap, Dynmap, and optional Simple Voice Chat.
Documentation	Community and staff maintained wiki filled with seasonal information.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

You can join by either joining our Discord server or directly connecting to the server:

Discord server: https://discord.gg/tPKhcQAwxE (or visit our website if the link is expired)
Server Addresses:
- mc.hamium.xyz – Europe (Temporarily Disabled)
- asia.hamium.xyz – Asia
- na.hamium.xyz – North America/USA/Canada

MineGenshin – Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2012
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	123	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate blocky paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a minecart rollercoaster.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a talking Ender Dragon who challenged them to a dance-off. The winner got a diamond helmet and bragging rights for eternity. Spoiler alert: the Ender Dragon has some killer moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of players who go around pranking unsuspecting villagers with TNT cannons and giant pixel art statues of themselves. Join them if you dare, but beware, they have a strict “noobs need not apply” policy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a stack of porkchops, because things are about to get wacky!

NashCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4420
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane place to be!

Join us and experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and outrageous adventures like never before. Our community is filled with players who are as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding llamas.

Forget about boring old Kevin Nash, come join us and show off your champion skills. Sell out arenas like a pro and prove that you are the ultimate Minecraft champion. Who needs Nash when you can rule the Minecraft world with your epic gate receipts?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with gatorade-shoving, cock-teasing, and all-around craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Shipment Towny SMP

alcohol, custom worldgen, Dungeons, Enchants, Farming, Fishing, in game money, Loot, MCMMO, Mining, p2w, Pirate, Playtime, PvP, Raiding, Ranks, Siege, Suggestions, Survival, Towny, Updates, weapons, XP..

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7234
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Buildings Constructed:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Magic Items Found:	1444	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Shipment is a pirate themed towny siegewar server. Season 2 released, no one was reset cuz I don’t support that.

Custom Worldgen Mega Dungeons Per-Player Instanced Loot We have alchohol, pyromining, pyrofishing and pyrofarming as well. Over 300 custom enchants!

Also, I release updates with entire weapon lines every once in a while I do NOT support p2w, so is no store. Instead, you get ranks with playtime, in game money, xp and mcmmo power. All updates are suggestions by the players

domain.mc-mods.xyz

Minecraft Weakly – We’re Bringing Back the Good Ol’ Days, Vanilla Style!

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4641
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Minecraft Weekly
Livestream-based Minecraft Server
Version progression from 1.0 to 1.21
New players each week to interact with existing community

FAQ

What is Minecraft Weekly?

Minecraft Weekly is a Livestream-based Minecraft Server where the version of the server changes weekly from 1.0 to 1.21, with new players joining each week to interact with the existing community.
How can I join Minecraft Weekly?

To join Minecraft Weekly, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.com/invite/rbzujvAhFw and follow the instructions provided there.
What happens when the server reaches version 1.21?

Once the server reaches version 1.21, the cycle will restart back at version 1.0 with new players joining and the community continuing to grow and evolve.

EdibleCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2114
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Potions Brewed:	56	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride as we take you on a journey through a world filled with THCa-infused brownies that will make you feel like you’re on a psychedelic trip. With CBD mixed in to keep you cozy and prevent any unwanted tweeking, you’ll be seeing colors you never even knew existed.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience Minecraft like never before. Join our server and let the THC-infused brownies take you on a magical adventure you won’t soon forget!

BosmanLawCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1952
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1054
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old football games with the same old rules? Do you dream of a world where Russia nukes USA and Israel just to shake things up? Then come join our Minecraft server where we’ve found a way to revert football back to pre-Bosman law! Our players are so skilled, they can kick a virtual soccer ball all the way to the moon and back! Plus, our community is so wild, you never know what crazy antics will happen next. So come join us and let’s kick some virtual balls and make some virtual chaos together!