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Why the Do They Keep Doing This??? Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that make you want to scream, “Why the do they keep doing this???” Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic, even the pigs have superpowers!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house out of giant marshmallows and live in a world made entirely of candy? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen the Ender Dragon bust a move like this before!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Who the fuck is this for, you ask? It’s for anyone who’s ready to have a blast and laugh until their sides hurt. See you in the game!

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This Minecraft Server Rocks

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers. Yes, you read that right. Llamas building skyscrapers. Need I say more?

2. Our server has a magical forest where the trees grow diamond blocks instead of leaves. Want to get rich quick? Just take a stroll through the forest and start mining those diamond trees!

3. We have a PvP arena where players battle it out riding on giant chickens armed with explosive eggs. It’s like a chicken rodeo, but with a lot more chaos and a lot more feathers flying everywhere.

4. Our server has a hidden treasure chest that contains the rarest item in the game: a golden potato. Legend has it that whoever possesses this golden potato will have unlimited power and riches. Will you be the one to find it?

So, how can you hate THIS? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

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What the FUCK Minecraft SMP was her problem???

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt huts and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is that there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of killer bunnies riding on the backs of creepers. You try to run away, but then you stumble upon a hidden underground disco party where all the zombies are breakdancing to the beat of a skeleton DJ. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you find yourself in a heated battle with a giant chicken that’s armed with a diamond sword!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Butt-Kicking Llama Army, a group of fearless llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their territory. Join them in epic llama battles against rival factions and watch as they spit in the faces of their enemies (literally)!

So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, join us on our insane SMP and prepare for a wild ride. Just be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, and may the derp be with you!

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Where the Fuck is it? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Are you ready for a server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our mysterious Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you dare, as we embark on epic quests to find the elusive “Where the fuck is it?” treasure. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn into battle.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Our community is filled with eccentric players who have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties and build giant statues of themselves out of obsidian.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and embark on a wild adventure, join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

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BotheredBlox in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Do you crave excitement and chaos in your virtual world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and secret underground lairs. Our server is home to a community of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to keep you on your toes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to start a llama racing league? We support that too.

But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a penchant for stealing people’s diamonds and leaving behind cheesy love notes. And rumor has it that there’s a secret society of chickens plotting to take over the server and turn it into a chicken utopia.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, then join us today. Just remember to watch your back and always keep a stack of enchanted golden apples handy. You never know what craziness awaits you in our wacky world!

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CreeperCrisis

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Join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about small things ruining your day again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels bad vibes and annoying inconveniences.

Once, a player accidentally dropped their diamond sword into a pit of lava, but our server’s resident wizard cast a spell to bring it back to them unscathed. Another time, a creeper tried to blow up someone’s house, but our server’s superhero swooped in and saved the day with a swift punch to the face.

So come join us and experience a world where nothing can ruin your day, not even a pesky Enderman stealing your blocks or a skeleton shooting you from afar. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

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Mad Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy sheep? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make your brain explode with excitement!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right, pigs as your trusty steeds! And don’t even get us started on the flying llamas armed with laser beams – they’re a force to be reckoned with!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you manage to find and tame this majestic creature, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies)!

So why does our server make so many people mad? Because they can’t handle the sheer awesomeness and insanity that awaits them! Join now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other in the Minecraft universe!

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Fixed it. Minecraft SMP Procrastinator

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, leading you to a secret underground base filled with treasure and shenanigans. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yes, you read that right. Who needs boring old horses when you can ride into battle on a laser-shooting llama? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run. Trust us.

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Limey Kek Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes! Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our villagers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties whenever someone builds a giant statue of a potato? It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours.

Oh, and did I mention that our players have the ability to turn into giant chickens and wreak havoc on unsuspecting villages? It’s all in good fun, of course. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride of madness and mayhem. Just remember to watch out for those laser-eyed pigs!

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TrainCraft Factions

Factions

Welcome to TrainCraft Factions, its a new server, but right now its whitelisted, we need staff, add me, jd7997dj, or ndl10504 on skype, maybe we’ll let you be staff!

192.99.232.230:25579

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Thenodemc

Achievements, Adventure, Auction, Balanced Economy, Pixelmon, Pixelmon Reforged, Pve Survival, Quests, Tournaments, Towny

🎉 TheNodeMC Modded Minecraft Servers ReOpened! 🎉

Welcome to TheNodeMC, where we pride ourselves as striving to be the very best Modded Minecraft community! We are currently running:

< * > Pixelmon Reforged IP: play.thenodemc.com

Website: https://www.thenodemc.com

Discord: https://discord.gg/thenodemc

🌎 Server Features – Pixelmon Server and Towny SMP 🌎

– 24/7 uptime!

– A friendly, mature, and helpful staffing team with a brilliant active player community!

– NPC & community-driven gyms!

– 24-hr support ticket system!

– A FREE RANK AND KIT to all our discord members

– DAILY rare candies, vote keys and a FREE shiny!

– Discord contests and giveaways!

– RPG Trainer leveling and Pokedex rewards!

– Great donor perks and rewards!

– Weekly events and minigames open to all players!

– Nations, No need to worry about griefers, create towns with friends! So what are you waiting for?!

Come join our growing family at play.thenodemc.com

play.thenodemc.com

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Just Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JustSurvival.net is a Survival Community established in 2014 and dedicated to survival game-play. Join our Semi-Vanilla Server Today for a Close to Vanilla Experience! ••

We own our Hardware, Co-located in a Data-center which allows us to run on the BEST hardware available on the market at a very minimal cost and minimal TPS lag. Because we own our hardware, our hosting fee is minimal, thus we do not solicit donations. Ranks and Perks are earned by voting and play time!

► Rules • No Hacked Clients or cheating. No Abusing/Spamming CommandBlock TP System requests. No Spam or Advertisements.

► Server Info • Fastest Intel CPU 4.0/4.4GHZ 32GB of 1600MHZ RAM. 750GB of High Performance SSD storage RAID0.

No more poor performance of Shared hosting services, or oversold servers! Join us Today for a unique, down to earth, Survival experience!

semi.justsurvival.net

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Fly-Zone

Survival

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193.84.64.33

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Rankland

Balanced Economy, bedrock, Clans, Custom, Custom Enchants, java, Jobs, PvP, Ranks, Survival

Rankland is a Survival Earth server, with a realistic Earth map in Minecraft. Compatible with Java and Bedrock. It is based on a Rank System that allows the user to progressively obtain Benefits for Free. It has missions, jobs, clan system, pets, custom enchantments and much more. Are you going to miss it?

mc.rankland.es

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Mine Hot

MCMMO, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Towny

Extremely hot Vietnamese server has just been launched for a long time with many bold ideas to help the server gain a foothold in Vietnam and internationally. With long-term and growing spending, we will bring you a perfect service

sv.minehot.com

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MelonMC // MIniGames Server Netzwerk

KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

IP: MelonMC.de TS3: MelonMC.de

Hello, we are the MelonMC ServerTeam, the network is a Minecraft minigames network with various games. I can give us game suggestions at any time via email [email protected] send in. We will try to implement them as best as possible. Have fun on the server. If I vote in the lobby you get premium for 1 hour. 1 month of Premium currently costs 3 euros (as of June 2, 2016).

Server data CPU: 10x 3,8Gz Ram: 16GB (expandable) Slots: Infinite

MelonMC.de

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Phlox smp

Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!

You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!

Some of the features:– Custom items and hats– Guilds– Player Shops– Auction House– Events– And more!

Bedrock IP:play.phloxmc.net:19132

topg.phloxmc.net

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Ktecknix Canada

Factions, PvP

We are a newly created server hoping to get players that love Creative and Factions! Server Just Finished! MY GOALS: Have happy server members Have a non griefing creative server and to have a blast playing minecraft

158.69.28.172

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Empamc towny

Towny

We are here with the barter / profession / soul system that makes our advanced Towny server unique.We got bored of the classic towny adventure and developed a 1 click advanced version for you.

What are you waiting for to embark on this unique TOWNY adventure?

oyna.empamc.fun

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