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  • Yagoo’s Pissed Minecraft SMP

    Yagoo’s Pissed Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 9163
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Magical Moments Shared: 17 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the drama is so intense, even Yagoo himself is losing his mind trying to keep up with it all.

    Picture this: a server where alliances are constantly shifting, backstabbing is the norm, and the chat is filled with more tea than a high school gossip session. Yagoo is probably pulling his hair out right now trying to make sense of all the chaos.

    But hey, who needs order when you can have chaos, am I right? So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on the edge of your seat (and maybe even make Yagoo question his life choices), then come join us! Just be prepared for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life.

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  • I’m Still Mad Minecraft SMP

    I’m Still Mad Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 4844
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Magical Moments Shared: 8 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but accidentally made it look like a giant chicken instead. The whole server couldn’t stop laughing for days!

    But that’s not all! We have regular events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our weekly “Pig Racing” competitions – those pigs are faster than you’d think!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and maybe accidentally set your house on fire. It’s all in good fun, right?

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  • Sakura’s Annoying Minecraft Server

    Sakura’s Annoying Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 8060
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 236 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 28 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 152 Magic Items Found: 3584

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, Sakura is here to shake things up! Sakura is so over your shenanigans, anon, and she’s ready to show you what a real Minecraft server is all about.

    Join Sakura’s server and experience the thrill of battling giant pink fluffy unicorns, mining for diamonds in a field of rainbow-colored lava, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Yes, you heard that right – flying pigs!

    But that’s not all! Sakura’s server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots out fireworks.

    So what are you waiting for, anon? Join Sakura’s server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! But remember, don’t mess with Sakura – she’s had enough of your nonsense.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyNoobsBegone

    CraftyNoobsBegone
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 5702
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Animals Bred: 62 Astral Amulets Crafted: 38
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 25
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Villages Defended: 14
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6

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    Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t left your house in days because you’re too busy building the most epic Minecraft castle known to man? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never have to explain your addiction to pixelated blocks again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, just waiting to challenge you to a build battle. So come on, join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to impress the legendary Herobrine with your blocky creations!

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  • Absolutely Sick Of ‘Im Minecraft SMP

    Absolutely Sick Of ‘Im Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 9470
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 New Chunks Explored: 120941
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Mines Excavated: 4781
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 5

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    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all they do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our server is absolutely sick of ‘im! We’ve got llamas riding pigs, chickens doing the moonwalk, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes before exploding! Join us for a wild ride full of chaos and laughter.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with all your favorite Minecraft mobs and maybe even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockBoredomCraft

    BlockBoredomCraft
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 5604
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Ores Mined: 8826 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Farms Harvested: 541

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    Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Say goodbye to the same old same old and join our server for a wild ride of chaos and craziness!

    Are you sick of creepers blowing up your hard work? Well on our server, creepers are actually your best friends! They’ll help you mine faster by blowing up blocks for you – talk about explosive efficiency!

    Sick of boring old survival mode? Join our server where survival means battling it out with giant mutant chickens and riding on the backs of flying pigs! Who needs boring old zombies and skeletons when you can fight off hordes of killer bunnies instead?

    And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts! We’ve hidden diamonds in the most ridiculous places – from the top of the tallest tree to the bottom of the ocean filled with angry squids. Can you find them all before the timer runs out?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

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  • CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

    CraftyCraze Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 2937
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Void Armor Forged: 10
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted sheep that poops out enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting a move to the latest Minecraft jams.

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughter. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

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  • LOLcraft: Holokek’s Rage Zone

    LOLcraft: Holokek’s Rage Zone
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 4335
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Ores Mined: 4303
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 81 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Falling into the Void: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 47
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19

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    Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, it’ll make you say “Holokek, I’m really mad right now” (but in a good way, of course)!

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize. Or how about exploring our enchanted forest filled with talking trees who will tell you the dankest memes of the land?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best moves.

    So why wait? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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  • SodaCraft: Coca Cola & Pepsi Mix

    SodaCraft: Coca Cola & Pepsi Mix
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 7298
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Runes Activated: 8 Gods Slained: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 33 Vanishing Items Found: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where Coca Cola and Pepsi had a baby and that baby was a Minecraft server. That’s right, this server is the soft drink we never knew we wanted!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying llamas, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of cheese. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdance to dubstep music while wearing a top hat.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons and zombies who have surprisingly good rhythm.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun, or you’ll regret it more than eating a whole jar of pickles before bed. Let’s get this party started, baby!

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  • Alysia: Where vanilla meets modded, like peanut butter on pizza! 16+ Server with a sprinkle of rainbows and a dash of streamer love! BETA ending soon!

    Alysia: Where vanilla meets modded, like peanut butter on pizza! 16+ Server with a sprinkle of rainbows and a dash of streamer love! BETA ending soon!
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 7428
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Endless Legions Commanded: 37 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 19 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0

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    Alysia SMP Overview

    Alysia SMP aims to be an LGBTQ+ friendly survival vanilla+ multiplayer community devoted to having fun together. We’re focused on player communication and having a player-driven server with various mods to enhance the gameplay experience.

    Features
    Proximity voice chat
    Farmer’s delight (Alongside other cooking mods)
    Small content updates
    QoL mods like Jade and JEI

    Our server is whitelist only to ensure all players are here for the right reasons. Join us at smp.alysia.online (Discord link)

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly? Yes, Alysia SMP is an LGBTQ+ friendly community.
    How many players are usually online? There are typically 5-10 players online at a time from various timezones.
    Are there community-driven events? Yes, the server is player-driven with community events and projects.
    Can I join solo or with a small group? Yes, there is always space for solo players or small groups to join.

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  • Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server

    Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 437
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 54 Dragon Scales Harvested: 374
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23
    Animals Bred: 175 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 426

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because on our server, The Communist Party of China is making all your wildest dreams come true!

    Join us and witness the epic remake of Assassins Creed 2 and the long-awaited release of Rayman 4, all thanks to the power of Marxism-Leninism and the science of the revolution. Say goodbye to the monopoly of western liberals and Japanese imperialists because on our server, Chinese capital reigns supreme!

    But that’s not all, folks! With the acquisition of Ubisoft by Chinese capital, we are ushering in a new era of gaming where Mao Zedong Thought and the mass line are the driving forces behind every pixel. So come on, shout out loud with fervent emotion and sing out loud with fervent emotion as we bask in the eternal glory of the great proletarian cultural revolution!

    Join us now and be a part of history in the making. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so revolutionary?

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  • Low IQ Minecraft SMP Physics Expert

    Low IQ Minecraft SMP Physics Expert
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 9542
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 16
    Void Armor Forged: 15 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Eternal Flames Captured: 7

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    Are you tired of trying to understand the complexities of physics? Are equations and formulas making your brain hurt? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape for you! Join us and leave all that brain-busting physics behind. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and fighting off creepers with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs physics when you have the power of creativity and imagination at your fingertips? Join us now and say goodbye to those pesky equations forever!

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  • PretendCraft – Fake Fun Zone

    PretendCraft – Fake Fun Zone
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 3383
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 41
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Wilderness Tamed: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever heard of people pretending to enjoy eating raw onions like apples? Well, that’s exactly the kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll find on our Minecraft server! We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through our virtual world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers. Join us if you’re ready to experience the ultimate blend of chaos and hilarity in the Minecraft universe!

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  • YemenCraft: Houthi Strike’n’Fight

    YemenCraft: Houthi Strike’n’Fight
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    Players: 90/200 Votes: 217
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 38
    Magical Moments Shared: 28 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 32 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol, forget about that drama, come join our epic minecraft server where we launch airstrikes of FUN on boring gameplay! our fighter jets and ships are actually flying pigs and dolphins, and we use them to bomb the heck out of those pesky creepers and zombies. join us for a wild ride through blocky chaos and madness, where the only rule is to have a blast! trust us, you won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the craziest minecraft server out there!

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  • Artemis: Where the pigs are always causing drama and the creepers are the real MVPs

    Artemis: Where the pigs are always causing drama and the creepers are the real MVPs
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 2887
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 200 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Dimension Hops: 12
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3

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    Welcome to Artemis SMP Server

    Season Information and Quality of Life Changes:

    Feature Description
    Chaos A custom Paper fork with optimizations.
    Server IP artemis.rip
    Minecraft Version 1.21.1 Java (Bedrock unsupported)
    Online Server Map Available
    Full Server Backups Includes full rollback support
    Anti-Cheat Includes anti-xray

    Technical Hardware Information:

    Detail Description
    Location Kansas City, MO, USA
    Internet Dedicated 5gb download/upload w/optimized TCP stack
    Specs Intel i9-14900KF (Pinned to @ 6.10GHz), 32gb RAM

    Apply for Season 4:

    Apply Here

    For more information and features, join our Discord server and visit the #info and #rules channels.

    We look forward to having you on the server!

    Frequently Asked Questions:

    Q: Is this server fully vanilla?

    A: Yes, Artemis SMP server maintains 100% vanilla parity while offering performance optimizations.

    Q: Are there paid ranks or perks available on this server?

    A: No, there is no store, paid ranks, or pay-to-win mechanics on this server.

    Q: What is the render distance on Artemis SMP?

    A: The render distance is set to 20+ chunks, providing clear visibility far out.

    Q: How can I apply for Season 4?

    A: You can apply by visiting the Discord server linked above and following instructions in the #apply channel.

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  • Holy Vatican Minecraft Server

    Holy Vatican Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 5384
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 3388 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Zombie Dances: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Star Shards Collected: 225

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    Once upon a time, in a pixelated land far, far away, there existed a Minecraft server so epic that even the creepers were shaking in their square pants. Legend has it that this server was created by a team of highly caffeinated monkeys who had a passion for building virtual worlds and causing chaos.

    On this server, you can ride pigs into battle, tame dragons as your loyal steeds, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The community is filled with wizards, warriors, and even a few llamas who have mastered the art of llama-fu.

    But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs are more ruthless than a pack of hungry wolves, and the terrain is more treacherous than a parkour course designed by a deranged leprechaun.

    So why should you join this insane Minecraft server, you ask? Well, for starters, where else can you find a village populated entirely by talking chickens? Or a secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best Thriller dance moves?

    Join us, brave adventurer, and prepare for a journey unlike any other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

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  • SMP – Minecraft SMP – Fluffy Llama Gang

    SMP – Minecraft SMP – Fluffy Llama Gang
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 9238
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 14 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Falling into the Void: 0
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the term “building blocks” to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with more kinks and depravity than you can shake a pickaxe at. Our server is like F-List, but with creepers and endermen instead of roleplaying partners.

    Create your character profile and find like-minded players to roleplay with in our webchat. Explore group forums and unleash your wildest fantasies in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    Need a break from mining and crafting? Check out our live status tracker to see if anyone is stirring up drama in the community. Or use our filtered ads to find someone who shares your obscure fetish for building giant statues of Steve out of dirt blocks.

    Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you saying, “I never knew I needed to roleplay as a blocky zombie pigman until now.” Don’t miss out on the fun – come build, explore, and roleplay with us today!

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  • BrotherlyBlunderMC

    BrotherlyBlunderMC
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 3214
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds, overseas vacations, and heated arguments over custody battles.

    Experience the thrill of navigating through complex family dynamics as you build your virtual world. Will you side with Rose and her desire for a luxurious vacation, or will you support Oliver’s mom and her concerns about safety in France?

    But beware, tensions run high on our server, and one wrong move could lead to divorce threats and family rifts. Choose your alliances wisely and remember, in this world, drama is always on the menu.

    So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where family drama meets Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself caught in the middle of a virtual soap opera unlike any other.

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