WELCOME TO CATTUS SMP
GROUP RULES 1. Any promotion is prohibited in our group. 2. Excessive toxicity is prohibited 3. Do not spam stickers 4. No kicking allowed (auto kick) 5. It is forbidden to discuss anything that is 18+ 6. It is forbidden to insult each other’s race/religion/Javanese 7. No rioting/exp bugs/cheats/using illegal tools is allowed 8. It is forbidden to farm Gold/raid farm 9. And more should know
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Join us for a Christmas celebration like no other, where you can build snowmen, go skiing on virtual slopes, and even have your own virtual wedding ceremony! Say goodbye to controlling parents and hello to a world of endless possibilities.
Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to two very old virtual cats who are incredibly close with all our players. Spend one last Christmas with them before they disappear into the digital abyss.
So why spend the holidays with your family when you can spend them with us on our crazy Minecraft server? Don’t be an AITA, join us now!
Picture this: a group of players who were all obsessed with building the most ridiculous structures you could imagine. We had a guy who built a giant toilet house, complete with working plumbing (don’t ask me how he did it, I have no idea). And then there was the player who decided to recreate the entire city of Atlantis underwater, just because he could.
But the best part was the crazy events and challenges the admins would come up with. One time, we had a “Troll War” where everyone had to build the most elaborate and creative traps to prank each other. Let’s just say there were a lot of exploding sheep and fake lava pits involved.
And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles we had. It was like a never-ending war zone, with players forming alliances and backstabbing each other left and right. I may or may not have accidentally blown up my own base with a TNT cannon during one particularly intense battle.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts insane and hilarious, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and have a sense of humor, because things can get pretty wacky around here.
Join our server and experience a whole new world where you can build your own virtual college campus, complete with dorms, classrooms, and even a frat house where you can party all night long (virtually, of course).
But that’s not all! We also have insane mini-games like “Professor Dodgeball” where you can pelt your least favorite professor with virtual dodgeballs, and “Midterm Mayhem” where you can battle it out with other players using enchanted textbooks and magic spells.
So say goodbye to the real world and hello to the wildest college experience you’ll ever have on our Minecraft server. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave (until you have to study for that real midterm, of course).
Minecraft survival multiplayer. Experience the fun of an SMP without worrying about being griefed with claims! You can claim your land, set homes, teleport to other players, and more! There is also a huge parkour map that goes to max height!
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we got dragons flyin’ around like they own da place, creepers dat dance instead of explode, and pigs dat wear top hats and monocles. u ain’t gonna find dat kinda swag anywhere else, lemme tell ya.
oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground disco party every friday night? yeah, u heard me right. u can bust a move with skeletons and zombies all night long. it’s a real blast, trust me.
so come on down to dis minecraft server and join da party. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and happiness. but who hates fun and happiness, amirite?
Join us and build your own virtual family with your Minecraft pals. No need to worry about unplanned pregnancies or screen time addictions here – just pure, unadulterated block-building fun!
Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of taking care of nephews, studying for exams, or dealing with family drama. So come on over and let loose in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!
Plus, we offer free babysitting services in-game, so you can focus on building your dream castle without any interruptions. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave all your real-life troubles behind!
our server is a magical place where you can let your imagination run wild and create the most ridiculous structures you can think of. want to build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? go for it! want to create a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? why not!
forget about the stresses of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is having fun and being as silly as possible. join us and let your inner child run free, because who needs adulthood when you can ride a llama into battle?
Join us and leave behind the responsibilities of looking after siblings, because here, the only thing you’ll be looking after is your virtual farm full of pixelated cows and chickens. No more being called “mummy” by your little brother – unless, of course, you choose to roleplay as a Minecraft parent!
Our server is the perfect place to unwind after dealing with parents who decide to have another baby without considering the consequences. Instead of worrying about financial support and food for your siblings, you can focus on building the most epic castle in all of Minecraft land.
So come join us and let loose in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to craft that shiny new sword. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures with fellow gamers who understand the struggle of being a Minecraft caretaker? See you in the game!
But beware, the weather is hot and the inmates are restless. Can you survive the intense workout sessions and still have time to build your dream castle? Only the bravest and cleanest players can conquer this server.
So come on in, grab your soap and towel, and get ready for the ultimate Minecraft experience. Who knew that asking someone to shower could lead to such epic adventures?
IMAGINE BUILDING YOUR HOUSE AMONGST MEGAHERBIVORES AND HYENAS DOING THEIR BUSINESS EVERYWHERE. IT’S A REAL PARTY, I TELL YA.
AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT EVEN STUMBLE UPON A TIME-TRAVELING MEGALODON WHO’S JUST TRYING TO MAKE FRIENDS.
SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR MINECRAFT LIFE. WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE HYENAS AND QUICKSAND, RIGHT?
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds only to have them turn into dirt, or building a beautiful castle that spontaneously combusts every time you enter it.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop golden carrots when you defeat them in battle. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!
So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to inject some madness into your gameplay, come join us and see just how wrong things can go in the best way possible!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Sex with niggers” event, where players can compete in a hilarious obstacle course that will have you laughing so hard, you might just pee your pixelated pants. And if that’s not enough, we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling ride through the clouds, giving you a bird’s eye view of our wacky world.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – including spontaneous dance parties with creepers and epic battles against zombie pigmen. See you there!
Picture this: you’re a 24-year-old rocker in a Led Zeppelin cover band, traveling the world and living the dream. But wait, there’s more – your wife tragically passed away in a car accident just two weeks ago. Heartbroken and seeking solace, you decide to attend a family reunion on the east coast, despite your family’s disapproval of your rockstar lifestyle.
But oh no, the reunion turns into a nightmare when your family blames you for your wife’s death and insults her memory. They call you a failure and spew sexist and misogynistic remarks at you. Fed up with their toxic behavior, you storm out and cut off all contact with them.
Now, imagine escaping to our Minecraft server where you can build, explore, and make new friends without any family drama or judgment. Join us for a virtual getaway where you can be yourself and leave the haters behind. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret Led Zeppelin concert hidden somewhere in the game – can you find it?
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave your real-life troubles at the door. It’s time to game on and rock out like never before!
Join us for epic build battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds (just kidding, we can’t actually do that…or can we?). Our community is so awesome that even Herobrine himself wants to join in on the fun.
So why are you still awake at this hour? Because you’re about to embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Join us now and let’s create some chaos together!
if u join now, u can become the mayor of the server and make all da rules. u can even make it mandatory for everyone to wear pink tutus on wednesdays.
plus, we have a special event every friday where we all team up to fight a giant zombie dragon that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. it’s lit, fam.
so stop complaining and join our server, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a little brain damage). let’s get crafty, yo!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have exclusive Groupie Bait Edition skins that will make you the envy of all your friends. Show off your style and become the ultimate Minecraft fashionista.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret hidden Easter eggs that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and awe. Uncover the mysteries of our world and become a true Minecraft detective.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Scott Cawthon himself makes surprise appearances on our server disguised as a pixelated animatronic. Can you spot him and earn his legendary blessing?
So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with this mysterious figure and his creepy friends, all while dodging creepers and skeletons on the dance floor.
And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to our haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. Will you be able to survive the night and claim the treasure hidden within its walls? Only the bravest players dare to find out!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just watch out for Kagami Hiiragi – she’s always up to something!