WELCOME TO CATTUS SMP
GROUP RULES 1. Any promotion is prohibited in our group. 2. Excessive toxicity is prohibited 3. Do not spam stickers 4. No kicking allowed (auto kick) 5. It is forbidden to discuss anything that is 18+ 6. It is forbidden to insult each other’s race/religion/Javanese 7. No rioting/exp bugs/cheats/using illegal tools is allowed 8. It is forbidden to farm Gold/raid farm 9. And more should know
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Join us for a Christmas celebration like no other, where you can build snowmen, go skiing on virtual slopes, and even have your own virtual wedding ceremony! Say goodbye to controlling parents and hello to a world of endless possibilities.
Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to two very old virtual cats who are incredibly close with all our players. Spend one last Christmas with them before they disappear into the digital abyss.
So why spend the holidays with your family when you can spend them with us on our crazy Minecraft server? Don’t be an AITA, join us now!
Picture this: a group of players who were all obsessed with building the most ridiculous structures you could imagine. We had a guy who built a giant toilet house, complete with working plumbing (don’t ask me how he did it, I have no idea). And then there was the player who decided to recreate the entire city of Atlantis underwater, just because he could.
But the best part was the crazy events and challenges the admins would come up with. One time, we had a “Troll War” where everyone had to build the most elaborate and creative traps to prank each other. Let’s just say there were a lot of exploding sheep and fake lava pits involved.
And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles we had. It was like a never-ending war zone, with players forming alliances and backstabbing each other left and right. I may or may not have accidentally blown up my own base with a TNT cannon during one particularly intense battle.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts insane and hilarious, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and have a sense of humor, because things can get pretty wacky around here.
Join our server and experience a whole new world where you can build your own virtual college campus, complete with dorms, classrooms, and even a frat house where you can party all night long (virtually, of course).
But that’s not all! We also have insane mini-games like “Professor Dodgeball” where you can pelt your least favorite professor with virtual dodgeballs, and “Midterm Mayhem” where you can battle it out with other players using enchanted textbooks and magic spells.
So say goodbye to the real world and hello to the wildest college experience you’ll ever have on our Minecraft server. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave (until you have to study for that real midterm, of course).
Minecraft survival multiplayer. Experience the fun of an SMP without worrying about being griefed with claims! You can claim your land, set homes, teleport to other players, and more! There is also a huge parkour map that goes to max height!
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we got dragons flyin’ around like they own da place, creepers dat dance instead of explode, and pigs dat wear top hats and monocles. u ain’t gonna find dat kinda swag anywhere else, lemme tell ya.
oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground disco party every friday night? yeah, u heard me right. u can bust a move with skeletons and zombies all night long. it’s a real blast, trust me.
so come on down to dis minecraft server and join da party. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and happiness. but who hates fun and happiness, amirite?
Join us and build your own virtual family with your Minecraft pals. No need to worry about unplanned pregnancies or screen time addictions here – just pure, unadulterated block-building fun!
Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of taking care of nephews, studying for exams, or dealing with family drama. So come on over and let loose in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!
Plus, we offer free babysitting services in-game, so you can focus on building your dream castle without any interruptions. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave all your real-life troubles behind!
our server is a magical place where you can let your imagination run wild and create the most ridiculous structures you can think of. want to build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? go for it! want to create a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? why not!
forget about the stresses of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is having fun and being as silly as possible. join us and let your inner child run free, because who needs adulthood when you can ride a llama into battle?
Join us and leave behind the responsibilities of looking after siblings, because here, the only thing you’ll be looking after is your virtual farm full of pixelated cows and chickens. No more being called “mummy” by your little brother – unless, of course, you choose to roleplay as a Minecraft parent!
Our server is the perfect place to unwind after dealing with parents who decide to have another baby without considering the consequences. Instead of worrying about financial support and food for your siblings, you can focus on building the most epic castle in all of Minecraft land.
So come join us and let loose in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to craft that shiny new sword. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures with fellow gamers who understand the struggle of being a Minecraft caretaker? See you in the game!
