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BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

BlockyRussian, Britain, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, exaggerated, exaggerating, exaggeration, foreign affairs, global politics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, military power, military strength, military tactics, Minecraft, Misinformation, Propaganda, russia, Server, strength of forces, uk

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4797
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

ParentalMedNeglectCraft

allergic asthma, Apology, asthma, Communication, confusion, emergency room, exaggerating, family, fear of dying, health, Hospital, medical help, misunderstanding, nebulization, overdramatic, ParentalMedNeglectCraft, parents, salbutamol, scolding, tachycardia, Unnecessary

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2752
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Enchantments Applied:	178
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for outrageous fun and crazy stories like the time a player built a giant roller coaster that launched players into the sky, or when a group of players formed a llama army to take over the server!

Explore our unique world filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and epic boss battles. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into with your fellow players?

And don’t worry, we won’t scold you for asking for help like some parents might. In fact, we encourage you to speak up if you need assistance or just want to chat with our friendly community of gamers.

So come on, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might just discover a whole new world of fun and excitement.

GODFC

Adventure, Challenges, Community, competitive, Difficult, Economy, Factions, Fun, Gaming, GODFC, hobby, Leveling, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, STRONG, Survival, Survival Games, Upgrades, virtual

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7759
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Today I will introduce you to a SKYBLOCK server that will satisfy your longings and add new hobbies to you. First of all, our server is a difficult level in terms of economy. It is neither like the overrated servers nor the servers with very low economy. This server will not tire you but will take your time to be very strong.

45.94.170.86:25596

GroypersCraft Minecraft Server

acknowledgment, activism, America, appreciation, Community, CONSERVATIVE, Dedicated, fan base, Followers, Grateful, Gratitude, Groypers, GroypersCraft, Loyal, Minecraft, movement, patriotism, Political, recognition, Server, Supporters, thank you, thankful, thanks

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	905
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all groypers out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a griefer who thought he could wreak havoc on our server. Little did he know, our moderators were actually trained ninjas in disguise! They swiftly took him down with their diamond swords and sent him running back to his mom’s basement.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These feathered warriors will stop at nothing to protect their coop and will peck anyone who dares to challenge them.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the groypers family!

NuttyCraft SMP: The Chatty Nut

4chan, atypical, chatty, free, great place, Help, Important details, Jewdemic, long tail tags, love, Next post, nut, nuts, NuttyCraft, Posts, refuge, REWARD, smp, Succeed, success, tags, Talking, Talking Nuts

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8150
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	466	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Buildings Constructed:	32

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by the one and only Talking Nuts! He’s a 4chan legend who survived the jewdemic and now he’s here to help YOU succeed in Minecraft for FREE.

Join our server for a chance to be blessed by the Talking Nuts himself. Rumor has it that he once tamed a pack of wild wolves with just his charming personality. And don’t even get me started on his epic diamond mining skills – they’re out of this world!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few talking nuts along the way. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into with the Talking Nuts leading the way!

TabascoTroll Minecraft Server

annoyance, beef stew, condiments, criticizing, Disrespect, eggs, family dynamics, flavor enhancement, french cuisine, Habit, husband, ketchup, Minecraft, palate training, pasta, pizza, pot pie, Salads, savory dishes, Server, soups, stews, Tabasco sauce, TabascoTroll

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7941
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	199	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	859485	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and bland? Well, look no further because our server is spicier than a bottle of Tabasco sauce!

Join us for a wild ride where you can enhance your gaming experience with a touch of heat and flavor. Just like how Tabasco sauce enhances every dish, our server will enhance your Minecraft gameplay to a whole new level.

Forget about boring old servers where everything is the same. On our server, you can mix and match different elements just like mixing Tabasco sauce with ketchup. Who knows what crazy combinations you’ll come up with!

And just like how the husband in the story can’t live without his Tabasco sauce, once you join our server, you won’t be able to live without it either. It’s addictive, it’s fun, and it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So come on and join us for a spicy adventure that will leave you craving for more. Who needs beef bouruignon when you can have a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a jalapeno pepper? Join now and let the flavor explosion begin!

MomCraft: Rent-Free Zone

aita, charging rent, college, college education, educational choices, family dynamics, financial independence, financial responsibility, forcing kids to get a job, gender bias, Gender Roles, household expenses, household rules, Job Opportunities, MomCraft, parental support, parenting, RentFree, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, work ethic, Zone

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9984
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Votes:	6616
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Emeralds Found:	2236
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that values education over everything else? Look no further than our server, where we believe in supporting our players through their academic journey!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while we take care of everything else for you. Just like how this parent promised to take care of everything for their son who went to college, we promise to provide you with the best gaming experience possible.

Forget about charging rent or working at FedEx like the daughters in this story, on our server, you can focus on your studies and still enjoy all the fun of Minecraft without any extra responsibilities. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find some fellow players who are as supportive as this parent is to their son.

So come on, join our server and let us take care of you while you embark on your Minecraft adventures. Who needs rent when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

BoomerDadTipsMinecraftSMP

30s, 40s, 50s, 60s, aging, BoomerDadTipsMinecraftSMP, career development, Decision making, Financial Stability, future planning, health, life experience, Maturity, Men, personal growth, Priorities, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Time management, twenties, wisdom

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2110
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Void Gems Collected:	21
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9023

Are you a seasoned player in the game of life looking for a Minecraft SMP that caters to your mature tastes? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for men in their 30s, 40s, 50s, 60s, and beyond to unleash their inner block-building beast!

Join us for epic adventures, where we mine diamonds and slay dragons while discussing the finer points of retirement planning and the best strategies for dealing with unruly teenagers. Our community is full of wise old gamers who have seen it all and are ready to share their wisdom with you.

But beware, young whippersnappers, this server is not for the faint of heart. Our PvP battles are legendary, with players using their canes and walkers to outmaneuver their opponents. And don’t even get us started on the drama that unfolds when someone steals someone else’s dentures…

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP that is as mature and refined as a fine wine, come on down to our server and show us what you’ve got. Just remember to bring your reading glasses, because the chat moves fast and you don’t want to miss a single hilarious moment!

OceanGoneButNotForgot

ecosystem collapse, environmental impact, Marine Biology, marine ecosystems, marine life, marine species, ocean conservation, ocean creatures, ocean depths, ocean disappearance, Ocean exploration, ocean floor, ocean habitats, ocean mysteries, ocean research, OceanGoneButNotForgot, oceanic biodiversity, oceanic life, oceanography, oceans, underwater world

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7929
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have recreated the entire ocean floor with hidden treasures, secret underwater cities, and even a sunken pirate ship filled with booty (literally, there’s a lot of gold). But be careful, because the ocean floor is also home to giant squids that shoot lasers out of their eyes and mermaids who will challenge you to a dance-off for their treasure. So grab your scuba gear and dive into the most outrageous underwater adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

CyberCraft Minecraft Server

Banks, cyber attack, cybercraft, cybersecurity, data breach, Defense, finance, Financial, hackers, History, i24NEWS, incident response, INFORMATION, iran, LARGEST, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Network, SECURITY, Server, Technology, threat, Vulnerability

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1570
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	21

lol join our epic minecraft server where we have more cyber attacks than iranian banks lmao. it’s like the wild west of the internet but with blocky graphics and creepers. we’re basically the biggest target for hackers cuz we’re so popular, but don’t worry we got top notch security. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasures. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and be part of history, bro.

DroneCraft: Attack on Airbases

aerial assault, airbases, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, drone attack, DroneCraft, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, intelligence, international relations, kyiv, Military, military escalation, military operation, military strategy, russia, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine, War

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7422
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9804	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Runes Activated:	7	Meteorites Collected:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have drones attacking airbases like in ukraine but in minecraft!!! it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers!!! join now to experience the thrill of virtual warfare and dominate the skies with your own army of drones!!! who needs real life drama when you can have all the action in minecraft!!! hurry before the russians retaliate with their own army of virtual soldiers!!! #minecraftwarfare #droneattack #ukrainevsrussia

NaloxoneNinja – Saving Pigs in 3.2!

animal testing, animal trials, automatic administration, drug overdose, experimental treatment, Healthcare, humans, Implantable device, innovation, isos, life-saving technology, medical device, Minutes, naloxone, NaloxoneNinja, opioid crisis, opioid overdose, overdose prevention, Pigs, research, Revive, SAVING

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6884
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5194	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Farms Harvested:	708	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Yo, come join this wild Minecraft server where we got pigs overdosing on opioids left and right! But don’t worry, we got this crazy implantable device called “iSOS” that detects overdoses and shoots out naloxone like it’s confetti at a party. These pigs be living on the edge, but thanks to our high-tech gadget, they’re back on their feet in no time. Join now for a real adrenaline rush and see if you can save more pigs than our automated naloxone dispenser! It’s a piggy party you won’t want to miss!