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  • UncleCreepBeGoneMC

    UncleCreepBeGoneMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama and creepy uncles are strictly prohibited! Join us for a fun and safe gaming experience, where you won’t have to worry about any uncomfortable situations like the one mentioned above.

    Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of creativity and adventure. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and make new friends along the way.

    Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for creepy uncles or any other inappropriate behavior. If anyone tries to make you uncomfortable, just call them out in the chat and our moderators will take care of the rest.

    So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a house out of diamond blocks or emerald blocks. See you in the game!

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  • ExaggeratedSMP – Minecraft SMP

    ExaggeratedSMP – Minecraft SMP
    Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, it’s like a whole new world of craziness and chaos. You gotta join because we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, I kid you not. And the best part? You can ride them into battle against giant zombie chickens that spit fireballs. It’s like a freakin’ apocalypse up in here, but in a totally awesome way.

    Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground base filled with llamas that can talk? Yeah, they’re like the wise sages of the server, giving out advice and dropping sick beats with their llama DJ skills. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power and the ability to turn into a giant potato monster. It’s like a dream come true, man.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. It’s a no-brainer, bro.

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  • ScrotumCraft – The Doggone Fun Server

    ScrotumCraft – The Doggone Fun Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing interesting to talk about? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for a totally unique experience that will have everyone talking – just like that dog’s scrotum your fiance brought home!

    Imagine the conversations you’ll have when you tell people about the time you found a dog’s scrotum in your living room. It’s a real icebreaker, let me tell you. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some new friends who are just as fascinated by strange things as you are.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with surprises around every corner. From unexpected items to bizarre situations, you never know what you’ll encounter next. It’s like living in a real-life sitcom, but in Minecraft form.

    So come join us and embrace the weirdness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new pet tick to add to your collection. Just make sure it doesn’t have any diseases, okay?

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  • BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

    BlockyRussian Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

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  • ParentalMedNeglectCraft

    ParentalMedNeglectCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for outrageous fun and crazy stories like the time a player built a giant roller coaster that launched players into the sky, or when a group of players formed a llama army to take over the server!

    Explore our unique world filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and epic boss battles. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into with your fellow players?

    And don’t worry, we won’t scold you for asking for help like some parents might. In fact, we encourage you to speak up if you need assistance or just want to chat with our friendly community of gamers.

    So come on, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might just discover a whole new world of fun and excitement.

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