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PrisonPeen Minecraft Server

alpha male, behind bars, biggest dick, Bragging rights, cellmate, confined space, DOMINANCE, exaggerated claims, hyperbole, incarceration, Inmate, Jail, locker room talk, machismo, Minecraft, penitentiary, Prison, PrisonPeen, Server, size matters, tall tales, tough guy, urban legend

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5633
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Gods Slained:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing bigger than the builds are the egos of our players! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles.

Why should you join our server? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the owner of this server once built a giant statue of themselves with the biggest dick you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Legend has it that players from all over the world come just to marvel at its sheer size and majesty.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Gang” – a group of players who have dedicated their lives to breeding the most powerful chickens in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that their chickens can lay diamonds instead of eggs.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself with the biggest dick in prison too.

NoDiamondsNoDating

Appearance, compatibility, DATING, dealbreakers, funny, high maintenance, NoDiamondsNoDating, Personality, Pet Peeves, Petty, Picky, Preferences, quirky, reasons, red flags, relationships, Shallow, shallowness, Standards, superficial, turnoffs

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3062
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Are you tired of dating players who can’t even mine a diamond without crying for help? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is filled with pro players who can build a castle in their sleep! Plus, we have a strict “no diamond, no date” policy so you know you’ll be surrounded by only the best of the best. Join us now and find your Minecraft soulmate who can craft a love potion just for you!

CraftyDiplomacy Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, CraftyDiplomacy, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign relations, geopolitical tensions, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military conflict, military response, Minecraft, missile attacks, nuclear deal, peace talks, political tensions, regional stability, security council, Server, united nations, urgent diplomacy

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5899
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Enchantments Applied:	247

come join our epic minecraft server, where we got more drama than iran and israel combined! we got missiles flying everywhere and urgent diplomacy happening left and right. you never know what crazy shenanigans will go down next in our server. join now for a wild ride that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

NukeCraftUS2021

arms control, BELIEF, decision, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, inspections, intelligence, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, non-proliferation, Nuclear weapon, NukeCraftUS2021, Officials, sanctions, SECURITY, united states, uranium enrichment, US

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9081
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Void Gems Collected:	15
Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Potions Brewed:	156
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, just like how the US thinks Iran hasn’t decided to build a nuclear weapon yet, you won’t believe the crazy stuff happening on this server!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell dad jokes!

join us if you want to ride on a llama through a rainbow-filled wonderland, battle against evil villagers who are actually secretly plotting to take over the world with their army of chickens, and uncover hidden treasures in the depths of the ocean guarded by a giant squid named Steve.

oh, and did we mention that our admin is a wizard who can turn your pickaxe into a magic wand that shoots fireballs? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, just like how the US still believes Iran hasn’t decided to build a nuclear weapon.

Pond Dwellers vs River Ignorers

DWELLERS, Ignorers, People Bathing Pond River Ignoring Nature Outdoor Relaxation Water Leisure Preference Environment Choice Serenity Natural Landscape Tranquility Reflection Peaceful Scenery, pond, river

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5142
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Void Gems Collected:	26	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the pond is the new hot tub and the river is just there for show. why waste time swimming in a boring old river when you can splash around in our luxurious pond? trust us, the fish are friendly and the algae adds a nice exfoliating touch to your skin. join us now and experience the ultimate pond party!

SkyliteMC Network

5pm EST, Discord, Event, Events, Faction, Factions, ISLAND, January 1st, Minecraft, Network, October 4th, RICHEST, Season, SEASON 2, Server, Skyblock, SkyliteMC, update

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4884
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1842
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

SkyLiteMC Network Season 1 is beginning on Friday, October 4th at 5pm EST.

Our gamemodes currently are Skyblock and Factions. We also have an Event server and are hosting regularly events. Join our Factions server to become the richest faction and take down others. Join our Skyblock server to build your island up with your friends and become the richest island. Our first event will be at 8pm EST (3 hours after release) and will have constant events after that.

Season 1 begins on October 4th at 5pm EST until January 1st where the server will be updated to Season 2. We will post mid-season updates on our discord server.

play.skylitemc.net

SoftSlayer: The Fluffy Place for Minecraft Fun! Join now for fluff-tastic adventure!

Adventure, application, chill environment, Creative, Discord, discord application, Economy, flufftastic, Fluffy, Fun, History, Join, library, market, Minecraft, Parkour, Place, Player-Hosted Events, pvp arena, Relax, Resource World, Small, smp, SoftSlayer, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7642
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Love Letters Sent:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

SoftSlayer Minecraft Server

Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!

ip: softslayer.com

discord link!

About Us

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Established	June 2011
Players Online	15-35 average

Features

Player-run shops on SoftSlayer Market
Build Contests with rewards
Resource world with new features
Custom PvP arena in Death Valley
Library of player-written books
Parkours, PvP Minigames, Player-Hosted Events

Rules

No griefing, stealing, cheating, or harassing others. Our goal is to host a chill environment for players to relax.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join SoftSlayer?	Apply in our Discord server. The application is simple and helps us gauge if you’d be a good fit.
Is there a whitelist?	Yes, we rely on a whitelist to keep builds grief-free.
Are there map resets?	No, the map has been live since June 2023.
Can I create player-run shops?	Yes, we have the SoftSlayer Market for that purpose.

Oh Look Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Bigotry, controversial, culture, discrimination, discussion, Hate Speech, History, intolerance, Jews, Minecraft, Oh look, online forums, prejudice, racism, Religion, religious minorities, Server, social media, society, Stereotypes, Thread

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1392
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the Jews are talking about it! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a secret treasure hidden by ancient Jewish warriors (or so the legends say). Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see what all the hype is about!

His Seal team Sixx? Minecraft SMP

#covert operations, America, Bravery, Combat, Dedication, Defense, elite team, Heroes, Military, Minecraft, Missions, navy seals, Operation, seal, Seal team Sixx, service, sixx, smp, soldiers, special forces, TEAM, teamwork, Training, us navy, WARFARE

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6619
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Crops Grown:	6296
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join now and become part of the elite Seal team Sixx, where we take on missions to rescue villagers from zombie attacks, raid the Ender Dragon’s lair, and even battle giant mutant creepers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs! Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on epic adventures, make new friends, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the Diamond Chicken! Trust us, you won’t find a more exciting Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

MilCraft Server: NoNameNecessary

abusive family relationships, choosing baby names, deceased loved ones, Dysfunctional family, emotional connections, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, family traditions, Family Values, generational differences, honoring loved ones, MILcraft, mother-daughter relationships, mother-in-law, naming traditions, NoNameNecessary, Server, setting boundaries

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2972
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and family dynamics are taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story.

Looking for a server where you can name your child after your deceased MIL, despite objections from your dysfunctional family? Look no further! We support your right to choose a unique and meaningful name for your future offspring, even if it means causing a stir among your relatives.

Immerse yourself in a world where naming conventions are thrown out the window and candle-related threats are a common occurrence. Will you be able to navigate the delicate situation of family drama while also building the ultimate Minecraft empire? Only time will tell.

So come on in and join us for a server experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument with your virtual grandparents over baby names. It’s all part of the fun on our outrageous Minecraft server!

OverpackedWifeAirportDrama

airline fees, airport chaos, airport drama, baggage restrictions, communication breakdown, flight delays, luggage woes, marital dispute, missed flight, OverpackedWifeAirportDrama, overpacking, overweight suitcase, packing light, relationship conflict, stubborn spouse, travel etiquette, travel mishaps, travel stress, travel woes, vacation mishap

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	628
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Enchantments Applied:	252	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t leave you stranded like this guy’s wife at the airport? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges and epic battles.

Reasons to join: 1. We won’t charge you extra for overweight baggage, in fact, bring all the loot you want! 2. No need to argue with stubborn players, we promote teamwork and compromise. 3. You won’t miss your flight because we make sure everyone boards the Minecraft plane together. 4. Our server is so fun, you’ll never want to leave – unlike this guy’s wife who got left behind.

So come join us for a hilarious and unforgettable Minecraft experience! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server?