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Literally Nothing Seth Said Was Wrong Minecraft SMP

factual, Indisputable, Said., valid, unarguable

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical pig named Gerald. Plus, our admin Seth is basically a Minecraft genius – he once built a roller coaster that goes all the way to the moon! So come join us and see for yourself why literally nothing Seth said was wrong.

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Alien Balance Land

most likely, Exact, central, Universe, tags

so, like, u know how balance is, like, super important in the universe and stuff? well, our minecraft server is, like, the epitome of balance, bro. we got aliens and all that jazz, and they totally dig our server cuz they can, like, understand the word “balance” in their own language. it’s, like, mind-blowing, man. join us and be part of this intergalactic experience where aliens and humans come together to build epic stuff and have a blast. plus, we have, like, secret portals to other dimensions and crazy adventures waiting for you. so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join, right? come on, bro, let’s do this!

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CircleCircumferenceCalcGoneWrong

calculation, mathematical certainty, mathematical impossibility, mathematical precision, Measurement

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the circumference of a circle is the ultimate mystery? Well, look no further, cuz on this server, we don’t even bother tryna calculate that shiz. We’re too busy building epic castles and fighting off creepers with our bare hands. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal life in Minecraft. Yeah, you heard me right. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be part of the circle circumference conspiracy!

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He’s Not Wrong SMP

valid, spot on, Legitimate, on point, right

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame creepers as your loyal pets. We have a strict “no pants allowed” policy, because who needs pants when you’re fighting dragons and riding unicorns?

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron fist (or wing, in this case). If you can defeat him in a chicken dance-off, you’ll earn the title of Chicken Whisperer and gain access to the secret chicken temple filled with golden eggs.

But beware, our server is also home to the dreaded Cactus Coven, a group of witches who have mastered the dark arts of cactus magic. They will challenge you to cactus duels and if you lose, you’ll be turned into a cactus yourself!

So come join us if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Just remember, anything goes on our server and the only rule is to have fun!

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VersionImpossiblCraft

current version, IMPOSSIBLE, see, VersionImpossiblCraft, Self Discovery

join dis epic minecraft server where u can never see ur current version cuz u always changin like a chameleon on speed. one minute ur a pig, next minute ur a diamond sword. it’s like a surprise party in ur pants every time u log on. come join the fun and see what version of urself u’ll be next!

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CraftyComedy Minecraft Server

Precise, factual, Correct, Reality, Truth

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing chickens who will guide you through our pixelated paradise. Want to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the bouncers. And rumor has it that if you find the mystical enchanted toilet hidden deep within the mines, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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ExBlockerCraft

Support, self-care, Effort, moving on, ExBlockerCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Need a break from ex-boyfriends who can’t take a hint? Look no further!

Join our server for a chance to build your own virtual fortress and protect yourself from emotional vampires like never before. No more awkward phone calls or guilt trips, just pure unadulterated fun!

And hey, if you ever need to vent about your ex’s drama, our community is here to listen and support you. Just remember, in our world, you’re the boss and you call the shots.

So come on, join us and leave your ex-boyfriend’s emotional baggage behind. Because in this Minecraft server, the only grief you’ll experience is from losing your diamond pickaxe!

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CraftyAlliesVSOrangeMan

alliances, power dynamics, leadership, foreign relations, international relations

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few unexpected alliances. Who needs political drama when you can create your own world of fun and excitement? Come join us and see where the madness takes you!

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CraftyBlockz: ByeByeUSA!

Political, Removal, Trade, québecois, shelves

LOL u gotta join this minecraft server, cuz like, the owner is a secret agent who once defeated a creeper army with nothing but a carrot! like, who does that?! also, the mods are all unicorns who shoot rainbows out of their butts and give u unlimited diamonds just for saying “potato” in chat. plus, the spawn point is a giant taco made of gold blocks, and if u find the hidden treasure chest, u get a pet dragon that farts glitter. join now before the evil villagers take over and turn everything into tofu blocks! #potatolove #unicornsrule #carrotwarrior

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Kripmain server minecraft

Minecraft, host, Server, non-pay, Kripmain

The server has not yet been advanced since it is made on a non -pay host

Kripmain.aternos.me:22357

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