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Hawk TUAH Minecraft SMP Ludwig von Misesian Austrian Girl

austrian, Austrian economics, Austrian economist, Austrian school of economics, capitalism, economic philosophy, economic principles, economics, economics theory, free market, girl, Hawk, Hawk TUAH girl, Hayek, Individualism, laissez-faire, libertarian, ludwig, Ludwig Von Mises, Ludwig von Mises Institute, Ludwig von Misesian, Minecraft, Misesian, rothbard, rule, smp, Tuah, Von

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4605
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magic Items Found:	6358
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Star Shards Collected:	102	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between Hawk Tuah girl and Ludwig von Misesian, fighting it out over their economic ideologies while building pixelated empires. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell in this wacky world where even the chickens have secret alliances. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart!

HackCraft: Life Pro Edition

advice, creativity, Edition, efficiency, HackCraft, Hacks, innovation, inspiration, Life, life hack, Life skills, motivation, organization, personal development, PRO, problem solving, productivity, self improvement, shortcuts, strategies, success, Time management, Tips, Tricks

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5883
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Astral Projections Made:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	2886	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek. Plus, we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy – just watch out for the evil gummy bears!

But that’s not all – we also have a magical potion that turns you into a flying unicorn, and a treasure chest filled with diamonds that never runs out. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in the multiverse and discover your greatest life hack yet!

CartelCraft: 38+ Years of Bribe Blocks

38-plus years, blocks, BRIBE, bribery scandal, bribes, Cartel, CartelCraft, Corruption, crime, criminal activity, criminal justice, drug cartels, drug trafficking, ex-public security chief, illegal activities, justice system, law enforcement, Mexican government, mexico, organized crime, prison sentence, sentenced, US, Years

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8337
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Gods Slained:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have mexico’s ex-public security chief as our admin! he got sentenced to 38-plus years in the US for taking cartel bribes but now he’s here to make sure our server is safe from any shady deals. join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even some hidden treasure (if you can bribe him with enough diamonds)! who needs regular old minecraft servers when you can join ours and be part of the most scandalous gaming community out there? come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the feds shut us down!

Last Moments Server

appreciation, bittersweet, cherish, emotional, fleeting, growth, hindsight, last moments, learn from the past, life lessons, living in the moment, Memories, missed opportunities, MOMENTS, moving forward, Nostalgia, realization, Reflection, regret, sentimental, Server, time passing

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1307
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	26	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where u can experience the most epic last moments that u never even knew were last moments until u look back years later and go “woah dude that was the last time i ever did that thing” like that time u accidentally fell into a pit of lava and lost all ur diamonds or that time u built a giant statue of a chicken and then it got struck by lightning and exploded.

we have the most insane adventures waiting for u, like fighting off hordes of zombie chickens or trying to tame a wild pack of exploding creepers. u never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server, but one thing’s for sure – u won’t want to miss out on all the fun.

so come join us and make some memories that will last a lifetime, or at least until u accidentally delete ur save file. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our minecraft server!

AGELIMC

BUILD, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Explore, Friends, Gaming, greece, Greek, java, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, player, Plugins, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, world

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8919
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Villages Defended:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Simple greek minecraft server. Nothing special to see here. Just me trying to reach the description character limit nothing much. I mean really nothing is going on here.

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Bolt SMP

5k World Border, Best Pvp Experience, Better Teams, Bolt SMP, Combat log, Custum Plugins, No Lag, one player sleep, Premium Plugins, PvP, pvp arena, Simple Tpa, Survival, Tpa, Vanilla+Strength SMP

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	866
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Star Shards Collected:	125
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

WELCOME TO BOLTSMP JOIN US FOR Vanilla+Strength SMP PvP Arena 5k World Border Simple Tpa No Lag Custum Plugins One Player Sleep Combat Log Best Pvp Experience TPA Better Teams Premium Plugins

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Blocktopia Minecraft Server

ARTISTRY, blocktopia, contemporary art, creativity, cutting edge design, endless potential, Evolution, Forward Momentum, fresh concepts, future of creativity, groundbreaking work, Has everything good already been made, innovation, inventive thinking, limitless possibilities, Minecraft, modern masterpieces, new ideas, originality, progress, Server, unique creations

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7351
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. Want to build a house out of rainbow blocks? Easy peasy. Want to challenge a dragon to a dance-off? You got it!

So why settle for the same old, same old when you can join our server and experience Minecraft like never before? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

/MineFam/ – Minecraft SMP Family

20th anniversary, 20th Anniversary In-Game Event Preview, Alliance, Argent Dawn, Cinematic, Class Sets, Community, EU guild, family, GLOBO FOMO, in-game event, Minecraft, MineFam, Moon Guard, NA guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, October Trading Post, Official WoW News, smp, the war within, Threads of Destiny, trading post items, World of Warcraft, wowg

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4236
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2649
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	335

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where the only rule is to have a blast! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of enchanted diamond leggings.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure that’s guarded by a team of evil chickens. Rumor has it that whoever can defeat the chickens will be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who roams the land on a giant pig mount and challenges players to epic duels. Defeat him, and you’ll earn the title of Pigman Champion and a special set of diamond armor that’s so shiny, it blinds your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your gaming life. Just be sure to watch out for those evil chickens – they’re no joke!

SpookCraft: Bad Review Edition

anxiety, bad, bad review, chainsaw guy, chainsaw scare, childish reasons, customer complaint, customer experience, customer feedback, customer satisfaction, customer service, Edition, fear, Halloween, haunted attraction, haunted house, haunted house etiquette, haunted house review, haunted house safety, panic attack, review, scary experience, SpookCraft, Traumatized

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	262
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Runes Activated:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the ultimate adrenaline rush? Look no further than our server, where you’ll experience the thrill of being chased by chainsaw-wielding mobs in every corner!

Join our server for a haunted house experience like no other. Imagine being chased by chainsaw guys who will stop at nothing to pin you down with their chainsaws inches away from your face. It’s a heart-pounding adventure that will leave you screaming for more!

But don’t worry, you won’t actually be in any danger. Our chainsaw guys are just there to give you a good scare and make sure you never forget your visit to our server.

So come on over and join us for a terrifyingly good time. Just remember, if you hear the revving of a chainsaw, run for your virtual life!

CraftyPainzMC

Absurd, accident prone, amusing, clumsiness, clumsy, comedic, CraftyPainzMC, funny, hilarious, Humorous, hurt, injury, injury story, laughable, Laughter, mishap, Pain, Ridiculous, self-inflicted, silly, slapstick

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5665
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Farms Harvested:	289
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is accidentally falling off a cliff and losing all your items? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice up your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. From riding pigs off of mountains to accidentally setting your own house on fire, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers and a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you manage to defeat the boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swipe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and see if you can top the most hilarious way you’ve ever hurt yourself in Minecraft!