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  • PixelPeek Minecraft Server

    PixelPeek Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 9026
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 38 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 61 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Whispering Caves Entered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to spice up your gaming experience!

    Join us for a wild ride where you can unleash your inner detective skills and uncover scandalous secrets like never before. Forget about mining for resources, here you’ll be mining for juicy gossip and scandalous photos!

    Imagine stumbling upon nudes of your ex-lover and feeling a rollercoaster of emotions from anger to arousal. Who needs diamonds when you can find scandalous pics that will make your jaw drop and your pickaxe rise?

    So come on over and join our server for a thrilling adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

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  • MILvsImaginaryFoes

    MILvsImaginaryFoes
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 9496
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 17 Epic Quests Completed: 12
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 38
    Demon Skulls Collected: 24 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your mother-in-law’s interference in your life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics and custody battles – Minecraft style!

    Experience the thrill of not being on the pick-up list for your stepkids, just like how you’re not on the list of favorite family members in real life! Feel the excitement of not being able to pick them up from school because you’re not approved by the ex-wife – it’s like a high-security prison, but for Minecraft characters!

    Join now and witness the epic showdown between you, your husband, and your mother-in-law as they battle it out over who gets to pick up the kids in-game. Will you be accused of being too pushy? Will your MIL fight for your virtual rights? Find out on our server!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a custody battle in court, join us now! Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ExBlockMate Minecraft Server

    ExBlockMate Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 6863
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Divine Spears Created: 25
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2040 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Void Armor Forged: 27 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 38 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 41 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy story of a Canadian and American ex-couple living together and attending the same school. Will they reconcile their differences or will they be caught up in a web of lies and deceit?

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of immigration fraud as one player tries to sponsor their ex for a grad program by pretending to still be a couple. Will they get away with it or will their new relationship suffer the consequences?

    Join now for a chance to witness the chaos unfold and see if true love can conquer all, or if it’s just another Minecraft meltdown waiting to happen!

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  • ExBabyMamaDrama

    ExBabyMamaDrama
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 9693
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Void Armor Forged: 26
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Epic Shields Constructed: 32
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun is allowed inside! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in the story above!

    Looking for a place to escape from exes who don’t understand boundaries? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any unwanted interruptions from past relationships.

    And hey, if you ever need to ask questions about cervixes or cutting umbilical cords (seriously, who doesn’t know what a cervix is?), our community is here to help! We may not be doctors, but we sure know a thing or two about surviving in the world of Minecraft.

    So come on in and join us for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices in the best way possible. Who needs a sperm donor when you have a whole server full of friends to play with?

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  • Exes2BFFs Minecraft Server

    Exes2BFFs Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 4126
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 10 Astral Amulets Crafted: 43
    Enchantments Applied: 179 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 18
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being stuck in the friend zone with your ex? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we specialize in turning exes into enemies…I mean, friends! Join us and watch as your former flame becomes your loyal mining buddy, building epic structures together while pretending like your breakup never happened. Who needs closure when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat? So come on, join our server and let’s turn that awkward ex into an epic gaming partner!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AutisticWingmanBarDate

    AutisticWingmanBarDate
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 9732
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 36
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 199 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being the third wheel in your own love life? Do you want to give your girlfriend’s brother a night to remember (or forget)? Join our Minecraft server for a wild time that will make you question all your life choices!

    Picture this: you and Gary, the ultimate wingman duo, taking on the virtual world together. You’ll be playing pool, chatting up virtual girls, and causing virtual chaos like never before. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun in Minecraft?

    But be warned, things may get a little too real. Gary might start calling out virtual girls for ignoring him, buying drinks for anyone who looks his way, and accusing you of setting him up for embarrassment. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that only our Minecraft server can provide.

    So, if you’re ready for a night of virtual bar-hopping, awkward encounters, and questionable decisions, join our server now. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft (unless it ends up on Reddit).

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  • Ex’s Last Words Minecraft Server

    Ex’s Last Words Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 5553
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have exes coming back from the dead to haunt you! That’s right, your last words to your ex will determine whether they haunt you with love or revenge. Join now for a chance to see your ex get revenge by turning all your diamonds into dirt blocks! It’s a relationship rollercoaster you won’t want to miss.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Exes and O’s Minecraft Server

    Exes and O’s Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 1120
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 34 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling like a lonely creeper in the world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, for our server is here to save you from the heartbreak of romantic movies reminding you of your ex! Join us and escape into a world where the only love story is between you and your diamond pickaxe. Say goodbye to Puppy Love 2023 and hello to a server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s mine our way to happiness together!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Exes & O’s Minecraft Server

    Exes & O’s Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 9323
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34 Dimension Hops: 7
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Towns Built: 10 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 65

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of hearing about everyone’s exes and feeling left out? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we don’t care about your relationship status! In fact, we encourage you to focus on building epic structures and mining for diamonds instead of worrying about your ex drama.

    Join us for a wild ride where the only ex you’ll have to worry about is the ex-citing adventures you’ll have in our virtual world. Who needs a toxic ex when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Plus, our community is full of players who have never had exes either, so you’ll fit right in!

    So why waste time on relationship drama when you can join our server and have a blast with like-minded players who just want to have fun? Say goodbye to ex talk and hello to building the Minecraft world of your dreams!

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  • Pixilated Titties & TNT: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

    Pixilated Titties & TNT: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 6384
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 14
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 23
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 884519 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But that’s not all – they also stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with rare mobs and treasures beyond their wildest dreams!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and cows can dance. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter a unicorn or two!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. And who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places… like in a chest full of diamonds!

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  • NettyCraft: Hostage Negotiations

    NettyCraft: Hostage Negotiations
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 3204
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Divine Scrolls Written: 17 Farms Harvested: 732
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 32
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when all of a sudden you get a message from Biden and Netanyahu asking for your help in negotiating a hostage deal. like, what even is happening, right?

    Gallant and Halevi are there too, like some kind of Minecraft dream team, ready to take on any challenge that comes their way. they’re all like, “come join our server and help us save the day!” and you’re just like, “heck yeah, let’s do this!”

    so you join the server and suddenly you’re in the middle of this crazy negotiation, trying to outsmart the bad guys and save the hostages. but don’t worry, because you’ve got Biden, Netanyahu, Gallant, and Halevi by your side, ready to take down anyone who stands in your way.

    if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about saving the day and being a total hero, then this is the server for you. join now and be a part of the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life!

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  • BroomMine (Vanilla) Minecraft Server

    BroomMine (Vanilla) Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 5931
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Endless Legions Commanded: 31
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Dimension Hops: 14
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5

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    BroomMine – Best Vanilla Minecraft Server

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    Good community

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  • Harmony Falls: Where Creepers Sing, Players Scream, and Trees Do the Cha Cha Slide

    Harmony Falls: Where Creepers Sing, Players Scream, and Trees Do the Cha Cha Slide
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 6003
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Votes: 7323
    Alien Abductions: 0 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

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    Server Details
    Version Java 1.20.1 (Updating to 1.21 soon!)
    IP join.harmonyfallssmp.world
    Discord https://discord.gg/UD59PE897s

    About Harmony Falls:

    Harmony Falls is a unique Minecraft server that offers an immersive and engaging experience. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone here:

    See our new exciting New Dungeon & Bosses update coming out SOON!

    Join our friendly and active community on Discord to get started and meet fellow players. Harmony Falls is all about creating lasting memories and epic adventures together.

    So, what are you waiting for? Jump into Harmony Falls today and start your journey like never before!

    Note: Server information may change, so always double-check the latest details on our Discord or website.

    See you in Harmony Falls

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is PvP mandatory on Harmony Falls? No, PvP is optional and can be toggled on or off within the server.
    Are there any special events on the server? Yes, Harmony Falls hosts events, tournaments, and competitions with prizes. Examples include hide and seek tournaments, murder mystery, and build competitions.
    Can I create my own town on the server? Yes, players can build their own towns/clans, establish relations with others, and trade or engage in PvP.
    Are there any plans for additional features on Harmony Falls? Yes, the server is constantly updating and adding new content, such as new bosses, dungeons, and pets.

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  • Mine2Craft – Minecraft Server

    Mine2Craft – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 6505
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 3288
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and zombies do the Macarena. It was a place where the laws of physics were merely a suggestion and the only limit was your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to legendary treasures, secret dungeons, and a hidden village where villagers throw the wildest parties. Rumor has it that if you mine deep enough, you might even find the fabled Notch’s Golden Apple, rumored to grant you three wishes (and unlimited diamonds).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the other side, blockheads!

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  • JustedSteve Minecraft SMP

    JustedSteve Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 1615
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 17
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 85 Epic Shields Constructed: 32

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for all the memelords and pranksters out there! Join us and witness the most JUSTED character in all of fiction wreak havoc on our server.

    Rumor has it that this character once turned a whole village into a giant cake just for laughs. And don’t even get me started on the time they pranked the admin by replacing all the diamonds with dirt blocks!

    So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and see if you can keep up with the chaos. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on this server, anything can happen!

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  • Mom’s Funeral Minecraft Server

    Mom’s Funeral Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 942
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 13
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2069 Astral Amulets Crafted: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no unexpected guests staying in your room without your consent, unlike poor OP’s situation. Join us and never worry about sharing your virtual space with strangers who may or may not judge you for needing alone time. Plus, our server is so fun and entertaining, you won’t even need to take a walk around the block to cope – just log in and let the good times roll! So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – unless you want to bring it to our virtual world, in which case, we have popcorn ready for the show!

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  • CraftyGrannyGriefPunch

    CraftyGrannyGriefPunch
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 9790
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Endless Legions Commanded: 29
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with overzealous religious nuts in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only plan is to have fun and build amazing creations! No need to worry about unwanted conversations about God’s plan for your life, just focus on crafting and exploring in our virtual world.

    Join us and leave the drama behind. Build towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, and maybe even recreate the entire universe in blocks! Our community is filled with friendly players who are here to support you and help you forget about the craziness of the real world.

    So what are you waiting for? Leave those religious nutjobs in the dust and join our server today. Who knows, you might even find the meaning of life at the bottom of a Minecraft cave!

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  • ChildhoodTraumaMinecraftSMP

    ChildhoodTraumaMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 4017
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 100
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Alien Abductions: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise to make your childhood traumas disappear faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, wacky shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as messed up as you are.

    Ever been traumatized by a chicken pecking you to death in your early Minecraft days? Well, fear not, because on our server, chickens are banned and replaced with adorable, harmless bunnies. No more PTSD flashbacks every time you see a feathered friend!

    Remember that time you accidentally dug straight down and fell into a pit of lava, losing all your precious diamonds? Well, on our server, we have a strict “no lava” policy. You can dig to your heart’s content without fear of burning to a crisp.

    And let’s not forget about that one time you built a beautiful house, only for it to be blown up by a sneaky creeper. Well, on our server, creepers are equipped with party hats and confetti cannons, turning their explosions into a festive celebration.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where we turn your childhood traumas into hilarious anecdotes and create a safe space for all your gaming needs. Who knew therapy could be this fun?

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  • CraftyTruthsMC

    CraftyTruthsMC
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 8797
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 37
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old survival mode? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the wildest and wackiest adventures you could ever imagine.

    Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a talking pig who offers to be your personal guide through the server. As you explore, you come across a village of friendly llamas who challenge you to a dance-off to prove your worthiness.

    But wait, it gets even crazier! Deep in the mines, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of singing creepers. And if you can impress them with your dance moves, they’ll give you access to their hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • PretrialDetentionGamer

    PretrialDetentionGamer
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 8289
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Alien Abductions: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Animals Bred: 64 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

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