Just like fixing up a bad paint job, our server will have you coming back for more as you explore new worlds, conquer mighty foes, and maybe even discover a hidden talent for building. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing so hard that you’ll forget all about your ex and their terrible painting skills.
So why wait? Join us on the most hilarious Minecraft server around and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might just find yourself painting a masterpiece of memories with your new friends.
From claiming they found diamonds when they actually just stumbled upon a pile of gravel, to pretending they built an epic castle when all they did was slap together a dirt hut, our players will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about honesty. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the lies are as tall as the towering sky limit. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or will you?).
Join now for a chance to be duped, deceived, and downright flabbergasted by the sheer audacity of our players’ fibs. Who needs a toxic ex when you can have a whole server full of them?
Our server is the perfect escape from the chaos of the real world. No more dealing with grumpy fathers or emotionally distant partners. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun!
Join us and build your dream world without any unwanted guests showing up uninvited. And don’t worry, we won’t exclude you from any funerals – unless it’s a funeral for a creeper that you blew up by accident!
So why wait? Join our server now and leave all the real-life drama behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun building virtual castles than dealing with family disputes.
Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a llama wearing a top hat. Our community is so welcoming, even the creepers have been known to break out into dance parties instead of blowing up your hard work.
Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon on our server is actually just a misunderstood creature looking for a friend to play hide and seek with. So come join us and show your ex what they’re missing out on – a world of endless possibilities and endless laughs.
Kagayaki is a Vanilla+ SMP server striving for a bright and shining community! If you’re looking for a hermitcraft-style server come on in! We only accept players who have a strong sense of collaboration!
In this server there are many QOL features that player would appreciate in the game, such as: Improved Vanilla structures, Tectonic terrain generation, improved minecarts, timber, crafting tweaks, and many more! Luckily you DO NOT need to install any mods to play on this server!
Want to join? Join the Discord and apply there!
| Age 18+ ONLY: | Mature players only, please, and thank you. |
|---|---|
| No Cheating: | NO Xray, hacks, or game-breaking exploits (some are allowed ie: tnt duping) |
| No Griefing or Stealing: | We have a plugin that can look into the block’s history log |
| Be Respectful to other players: | No racism or No homophobia and just don’t be a jerk! |
| Be Respectful with PVP: | PVP is allowed, but only if both parties agree. |
| Client Side Mods are allowed: | Sodium, Iris, Xaero’s Map, etc. |
| Be Respectful with people’s territories: | Pranks are allowed but please don’t do anything that ruins someone’s progress. |
| Report players privately: | If you want to report about someone’s behaviour please reach out to moderators privately. |
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Hosted on NA West
Playing on Version 1.21.4
The server has just started as of January 26th! Come on in while its fresh!
Imagine a world where all the characters are super hot but also have some weird physical flaw. It’s like a brothel but in Minecraft, dude.
You’ll never get bored because you’ll be too busy staring at all the baby-faced characters with their under-endowed bodies. It’s like a trainwreck you can’t look away from, but in a good way!
Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and your sense of reality, because you’re gonna need both on this server, bro!
Join our server for the chance to participate in epic quests like hunting down the legendary Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the hidden village of the Villager Mafia, where you can trade emeralds for enchanted weapons and armor.
But beware, the server is also home to the notorious Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous mobs who ride around on chickens causing chaos wherever they go. Will you be brave enough to take on these feathered fiends and restore peace to the land?
So come on down to our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky creepers and always keep an eye out for any suspicious characters wearing green pixelated costumes!
| Server Type | Whitelisted Survival |
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| Java Version | 1.21.4 |
| Features | No land-claiming or chest locks |
| Description | A mature, drama-free, and inclusive server community |
A: You can join by applying through our Discord server.
A: We use TerraformGenerator, VanillaTweaks, CoreProtect, and Simple Voice Chat.
A: The server is located in Western US.
A: We use CoreProtect to log everyone’s actions and catch any griefers or thieves.
A: Filling out the application form takes 5-10 minutes and will be reviewed within the same day.
Imagine building a virtual world with your friends, only to have one of them accidentally reveal your secret crush and make everyone think you’re something you’re not. Will you be able to set the record straight and clear up the confusion, or will you end up in a virtual love triangle gone wrong?
But don’t worry, our server is not just about love triangles and misunderstandings. We also have epic quests, crazy challenges, and secret treasures waiting to be discovered. So come join us and experience the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation as wild as this one!
Join us if you enjoy being trolled, griefed, and constantly on the verge of rage-quitting. Our admins will teleport you into random lava pits, spawn mobs on top of you, and steal all your diamonds just for fun.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a special feature where every time you die, you have to pay a “death tax” in emeralds. And if you refuse, we’ll ban you faster than you can say “I hate this server!”
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the ultimate in customer hatred! Just remember, we’re not responsible for any broken keyboards, monitors, or friendships that may result from playing on our server.
