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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 3856 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 12 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 219 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Magic Crystals Found: | 12 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Forget about booster seats, on our server, we ride dragons into battle! Who needs a booster seat when you have a fire-breathing companion by your side?
Join us and experience the thrill of picking up kids from playdates without booster seats – it’s a real adrenaline rush! Just make sure to have your dragon ready for a quick getaway in case things go south.
So come on, join our server and let’s make some memories that will leave your ex-wife calling you in a panic about the safety of her daughter. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉 #BoosterSeatDrama #MinecraftMadness