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  • ExWifeObliviousAsshole

    ExWifeObliviousAsshole
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 2882
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crops Grown: 4064 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 13 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Runes Activated: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 175 Cozy Campfires Lit: 25

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your ex-wife running off with your best friend? Look no further! Join our server where we guarantee zero emotional affairs and no betrayals from your fellow players.

    Our server offers a unique experience where you can build your dream world without worrying about someone stealing your diamonds or your heart. Plus, we have exclusive benefits for disabled vets and their families, just like that guy in NC who stole your ex-wife!

    So come on down and join us for a wild ride of block-building fun and maybe even find a new twin flame (just kidding, we don’t condone emotional affairs here). See you in the game!

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  • BlameCraft2021

    BlameCraft2021
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 5957
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Falling into the Void: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with ex-wives, heartbreak, and cross-stitching adventures.

    Are you ready to navigate through the tangled web of relationships and alliances? Will you choose to side with the ex-wife or the heartbroken Kayla? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious drama along the way.

    Join now and witness the epic showdown between a brother, his ex-wife, and his new girlfriend. Will they be able to resolve their differences, or will the family be torn apart forever? Only time will tell on this crazy Minecraft server.

    So grab your virtual popcorn and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions. Join us today and experience the ultimate family feud like never before!

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  • CraftyHub – LiarLair

    CraftyHub – LiarLair
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 6782
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Titanic Battles Fought: 26
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Eternal Flames Captured: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join now for a chance to witness the epic saga of a husband who constantly exaggerates his daughter’s intelligence to impress everyone. Will the wife call him out on his lies? Will the ex-wife use this as ammunition to mock him? Who knows, but one thing is for sure – you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else! Join our server now and experience the drama unfold in real-time!

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  • ExWifeBoyfriendMCServ

    ExWifeBoyfriendMCServ
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 1014
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Runes Activated: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Potions Brewed: 187
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5 Animals Bred: 151
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 41 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of family drama ruining your weekends? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between you and those pesky creepers!

    Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos. Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs a family BBQ when you can have a blocky adventure with us?

    Plus, our community is so supportive that even if you decide to take a break and have some alone time, no one will send you angry messages about ruining the party. We understand the importance of self-care, especially when it involves watching movies and having drinks alone in the comfort of your own virtual world.

    So leave the family drama behind and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new in-game family that’s way cooler than your real one!

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  • ExBlockMateNoTake

    ExBlockMateNoTake
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 9454
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Divine Spears Created: 13
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and red flags of real life like our player did! Join us for a wild ride filled with building, exploring, and maybe even some unexpected twists and turns.

    Imagine renovating your own virtual apartment with your ex-wife, only to have it all fall apart in a dramatic fashion. But fear not, on our server, you can build and renovate to your heart’s content without any exes trying to claim half of your hard work.

    And if you ever feel like your ex is still haunting you, just block them like our player is considering doing with their annoying friends. We promise no one will demand money from you for the virtual creations you make on our server.

    So come join us and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some new friends who won’t try to sue you for virtual property!

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  • SwearCraft Jr.

    SwearCraft Jr.
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 9346
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Potions Brewed: 29 Demon Skulls Collected: 31
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 183 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Alien Abductions: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 37
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your ex-wife setting a bad example for your kids? Come join our Minecraft server where swearing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Let out all your frustrations in a virtual world where no one will judge you for your colorful language. Plus, our server is filled with epic builds and crazy adventures that will distract you from any real-life drama. So come on, join us and let the swearing begin!

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  • ExWifeInMyHouse Minecraft Server

    ExWifeInMyHouse Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 4251
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 28 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is served hotter than a freshly baked cake? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time my ex-wife barged into my dinner party with her kids in tow.

    Imagine the chaos as she interrupted our meal, only to be stopped for a chat by some of my friends! And don’t even get me started on the scandalous discussions that followed after she left. It was a showdown of epic proportions, with accusations flying left and right.

    But hey, if you’re into that kind of drama and chaos, then this is the Minecraft server for you! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous moments that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about online gaming. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

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  • ExWifeExGirlfriendWho?

    ExWifeExGirlfriendWho?
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 1243
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Farms Harvested: 547 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server and experience the thrill of co-parenting drama like never before!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly your ex-wife logs on and starts grilling you about your dating life. Will you tell her about your ex-girlfriend moving in with you and your kids, or will you keep it a secret to avoid the “I told you so’s”? The choice is yours on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Witness epic showdowns between ex-wives and ex-girlfriends, all fighting for the title of the ultimate co-parent. Will your ex-wife be allowed to visit your house, or will your girlfriend ban her from stepping foot on your property? The drama never ends on our server!

    Join now and experience the chaos of co-parenting in Minecraft like never before. Who needs diamonds when you have juicy gossip and family feuds to keep you entertained? Don’t be an asshole like the OP, join our server and embrace the drama!

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  • PixelFamily Minecraft Server

    PixelFamily Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 3280
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Buildings Constructed: 46
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Chimeras Created: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets pixelated fun! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual family, complete with ex-wives, current girlfriends, and children from different moms – just like in real life!

    Embark on epic adventures with your virtual family members, whether it’s sending money for tuition fees, communicating through emails and WhatsApp, or attending weddings without bringing the toddler along (because let’s face it, flying with a toddler is a nightmare!).

    Take family photos in-game and make sure to exclude certain family members for maximum drama – just like in the real world! Show off your virtual family dynamics and prove to everyone that you’re not hiding anyone, you just want a nice photo with your current family unit.

    So come join our server and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

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  • ExWifeVsGF Minecraft Server

    ExWifeVsGF Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/300 Votes: 7564
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9 Buildings Constructed: 31
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s juicier than a ripe watermelon on a hot summer day? Well, look no further! Our server is like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers instead of actors and drama.

    Join us and experience the thrilling saga of my 30-year-old brother and his 36-year-old ex-wife, who are embroiled in a divorce scandal that will make your diamond sword shiver. Witness the tension as his new girlfriend demands that the ex-wife be banned from our upcoming trip to Orlando, FL. Will she get her way? Will there be a showdown at the Nether portal? Only time will tell!

    But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to witness the epic battle between the ex-wife and the girlfriend at my parents’ Sunday dinner. It’s like a PvP match, but with mashed potatoes instead of potions. Who will emerge victorious? Who will be left with a plate full of regrets?

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a TNT explosion, come join us! Just remember to bring your popcorn and your pickaxe, because things are about to get wild.

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  • Super Saiyan Jobbed by One Punch Man

    Super Saiyan Jobbed by One Punch Man
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 1505
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Animals Bred: 64 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
    Magic Items Found: 3567 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 260
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 19
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 7720
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever!

    Do you ever wonder why Goku always gets jobbed so hard by Saitama? Well, on our server, you can finally find out the truth behind this epic battle! Join now and witness epic fights between your favorite anime characters in Minecraft form!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Sword, a weapon so powerful that it can defeat any mob with just one hit! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mythical Diamond Unicorn, a creature that grants wishes to those who can tame it!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to why creepers always explode when you get too close…

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  • CrazyCraft: Where Drinking Traditions Get Weird

    CrazyCraft: Where Drinking Traditions Get Weird
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 5271
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 7
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 23
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 199 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our hilariously chaotic Minecraft server! If you have strange drinking traditions in your cunt, then you’ll fit right in here. Our server is like a wild party where the only rule is to have fun!

    Join us for epic block parties where we dance on diamond blocks and drink potions that make us see endermen as dancing llamas. Our community is full of colorful characters who will make you laugh until you cry.

    But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. You might find yourself in a creeper dance-off or accidentally falling into a pit of lava while trying to show off your parkour skills. But hey, that’s all part of the fun!

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always bring your sense of humor!

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  • CraftyCreeperz – Creeperz

    CraftyCreeperz – Creeperz
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 9981
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Mines Excavated: 4503
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where pigs fly and creepers dance! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies tell jokes.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land of unlimited diamonds and UNICORNS. Yes, you heard that right, UNICORNS! They rode on the backs of these majestic creatures as they battled evil witches and saved the world from certain doom.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Castle, where players can trade their emeralds for enchanted weapons and armor. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the Pixelated Pirates, a group of swashbuckling skeletons who guard a chest full of rare loot.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this EPIC adventure and become a part of our crazy Minecraft family. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • HomelessCraft: Where Creepers are the Real Estate Agents

    HomelessCraft: Where Creepers are the Real Estate Agents
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 1363
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 49 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Epic Quests Completed: 26 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Ores Mined: 2706
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the solution to all your housing problems! Forget about burgerland, we have tiny houses villages filled with full function tiny houses so everyone can have a HOME. Watch as players build their own tiny houses and live out their wildest tiny house dreams. Join us and never worry about being homeless in Minecraft again! It’s like a tiny house utopia, but in blocky form. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your tiny house empire!

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  • Minefast – Speedy Hedgehogs Unite!

    Minefast – Speedy Hedgehogs Unite!
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 8071
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 32
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Votes: 2072 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Alien Abductions: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 267
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic, mind-blowing, Sonic the Hedgehog General Minecraft server ever!

    Are you a die-hard Sonic fan? Do you dream of running at the speed of sound and collecting golden rings like a pro? Well, look no further because this server is THE place to be for all things Sonic!

    Join us as we discuss the latest Sonic news and updates, like Keanu Reeves joining ‘Sonic 3’ as Shadow (yes, you read that right!), the Year of Shadow in 2024, and the leaked Sonic Toy Party extravaganza!

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got exclusive trailers for the Knuckles Series, upcoming releases from IDW, and even a Perfect System Collection for all you hardcore Sonic collectors out there.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve also got a booru for all your Sonic fan art needs, a cytube for streaming Sonic content, and a Pixel World where you can build your very own Sonic-themed creations!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos and excitement of the Sonic the Hedgehog General Minecraft server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, gotta go fast! ⚡️

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  • 4chanCraft: Where Memes Meet Mining

    4chanCraft: Where Memes Meet Mining
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 2771
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 22
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Meteorite Armor Created: 17
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Zombie Dances: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Void Armor Forged: 16 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with memes, trolls, and creepers? Join us and become a part of our crazy community!

    Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be raised by 4chan? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of 4chan veterans who have been here since they were 14 years old. That’s right, they know all the insider jokes and internet slang you could ever imagine!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Doge clan, who have been known to pull off the most outrageous pranks and builds in all of Minecraft history. Join them and become a part of their epic adventures!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the weird and wonderful world of Minecraft like never before!

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  • MuslimCraft: Where British Accents and Apologetics Collide

    MuslimCraft: Where British Accents and Apologetics Collide
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 9259
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Magic Items Found: 4892 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft server where you’ll find British Muslim apologists with the most posh dialect and fancy prose you’ve ever heard! Join us for a wild ride filled with mind-blowing debates and eloquent discussions about all things Minecraft and beyond.

    Our server is like no other, where players are encouraged to express themselves in the most sophisticated and refined manner possible. You’ll be amazed at how these apologists can slay their opponents with words sharper than a diamond sword!

    But that’s not all – we also have legendary tales of these apologists going on epic quests to defeat the Ender Dragon while reciting Shakespearean soliloquies. It’s a sight to behold, trust us!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the classiest and most entertaining Minecraft gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who knew British Muslim apologists could be so epic?!

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  • Barkeep’s Big Cock Inn – Where the Drinks Are Strong and the Banter is Even Stronger

    Barkeep’s Big Cock Inn – Where the Drinks Are Strong and the Banter is Even Stronger
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 948
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Buildings Constructed: 45
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Divine Spears Created: 20
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 17 Mines Excavated: 1822
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 44
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our legendary Minecraft server, where you can explore, build, and survive in a world full of adventure and excitement! But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most handsome barkeep husband you’ve ever seen, with a giant cock and balls that will leave you in awe!

    Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through epic quests, treasure hunts, and boss battles that will test your skills and challenge your bravery. And don’t worry, our barkeep husband is always there to cheer you on with his impressive assets!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the size of the barkeep husband’s cock and balls)!

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  • Crafty McCraftface: The Arma Reforger Edition

    Crafty McCraftface: The Arma Reforger Edition
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 7663
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 176 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 8
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, zombie dance parties, and unicorn races! Yes, you heard that right, unicorns!

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build castles in the sky, and even fight dragons with rubber chickens!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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  • Kike Bros LOLcraft Server

    Kike Bros LOLcraft Server
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    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15

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