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| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 8039 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 28 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where the owner is, like, an ex-twitter worker who got fired for sending an email to elon musk calling him a ‘hardcore’ dude. now he’s all rich and stuff from winning £470,000 for unfair dismissal. but instead of, like, buying a yacht or something, he decides to create the most epic minecraft server ever.
why should you join, you ask? well, for starters, the owner is, like, super chill and will give you diamonds just for saying hi in the chat. also, there’s a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and fight off creepers with your bare hands.
oh, and did i mention that there’s a giant statue of elon musk in the spawn area? yeah, it’s made entirely out of gold blocks and shoots fireworks out of its eyes every hour on the hour.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as elon musk himself, then come join us for some hardcore fun. trust me, you won’t regret it.
