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Ex’s Dumb Quotes Minecraft Server

Breakup, dumb, ex advice, ex boyfriend, ex drama, ex girlfriend, ex humor, ex jokes, ex memories, ex problems, ex quotes, ex regrets, ex stories, ex talk, ex talk show, Exes, exes be like, Exs, funny ex quotes, Minecraft, quotes, relationships, Server, stupid ex

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	610
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about stupid exes again! Our server is a magical place where all exes are turned into pixelated pigs and forced to roam the land, forever regretting their dumb comments. So come on in and build your own fortress of solitude, far away from any ex drama. Plus, we have a secret potion that gives you the power to summon a giant chicken to peck at anyone who dares to bring up your ex’s nonsense. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

HeatwaveCraft: No breaks, all fun!

Amazon, breaks, employee rights, employee welfare, Exploitation, extreme heat, Fun, heat exhaustion, HeatwaveCraft, India, industrial safety, labor laws, labor rights, lack of breaks, occupational hazards, occupational health., poor working conditions, Safety concerns, sweatshop, worker rights, workers, working conditions, workplace safety

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4656
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Alien Abductions:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Ores Mined:	626	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	459

Yo, so like, imagine being stuck in a hot jungle with no breaks and mad safety issues, that’s basically what this server is like but in Minecraft form. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodging lava pits and fighting off creepers while sweating buckets like an Amazon worker in India. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, so come join the madness and see if you can survive the heat and chaos. Trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t wanna miss!

PillowCraft: No Cool Side

Cool, discomfort, heatwave, hot weather, insomnia, lack of sleep, night sweats, Overheating, pillow problems, PillowCraft, restless sleep, Side, sleep aids, sleep solutions, sleep tips, sleep troubles, sleepless nights, staying cool, summer heat, sweating, temperature control, tossing and turning, trying to cool down

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	110
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

haha bro, u ever been on a minecraft server so lit that the pillow doesn’t even have a cool side? well, come join us on this cray cray server where the creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle buddies and the diamonds grow on trees like juicy apples.

we got a secret hidden village where the villagers throw the wildest parties every night, and the pigs ride around on saddled chickens like they own the place. oh, and did i mention the nether portal leads to a magical land where the lava is actually made of hot fudge? yeah, it’s that epic.

so if you’re tired of boring old minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable, come join us on this wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch, but hey, that just adds to the fun). see you there, bro!

CosmicCraft: Defying Gravity & Building Blocks

academic publication, Astronomy, Astrophysics, Binding, blocks, building, cosmic web, CosmicCraft, cosmological structures, cosmology, Dark Matter, Defying, galaxy formation, gravitational lensing, gravity, massless, Monthly Notices, observational data, research paper, Royal Astronomical Society, scientific journal, theoretical framework, theoretical physics, theoretical predictions, topological defects

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7703
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7343	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? well, come join our server where we bind cosmological structures with massless topological defects for a truly out-of-this-world experience!

imagine mining for diamonds while dodging black holes and jumping through wormholes to travel to different dimensions. our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face!

join us for a chance to ride on a comet, battle space zombies, and build your very own intergalactic base. who needs boring old earth when you can explore the cosmos in Minecraft?!

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. but be warned, once you enter our universe, there’s no turning back!

RiceInvasion Minecraft Server

assimilation challenges, Chinese immigrants, cross-border movement, Cultural differences, cultural diversity, Demographic Shifts, economic disparities, economic opportunities, global migration trends, Globalization, immigrant populations, immigration, international relations, migration patterns, Minecraft, national identity, racial tensions, RiceInvasion, Server, societal impact, societal integration, societal perceptions, white countries

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	130
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Villages Defended:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	266
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us and you’ll be part of a crazy adventure where Chinese immigrants invade white countries every day – but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Our server is like no other, with wild events happening all the time. You never know when a horde of Chinese immigrants will come knocking on your virtual door, ready to take over your pixelated land. But hey, it’s all part of the excitement!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the leader of the Chinese immigrant invasion and rule over all the white countries in Minecraft!

SalarymenCraft Minecraft Server

career uncertainty, corporate, corporate culture, downsizing, Economy, employment crisis, job cuts, Job Displacement, job insecurity, job loss, job market, job prospects, job security, job stability, Job Termination, job uncertainty, Layoffs, Minecraft, salarymen, SalarymenCraft, Server, unemployment, Workforce

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	96
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Are you tired of the daily grind of being a corporate salaryman? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the impending doom of losing your job!

On our server, you can build your own virtual empire and become the ultimate CEO of your own blocky world. No need to worry about layoffs or downsizing here – the only thing getting downsized is the size of your virtual mansion!

So say goodbye to your boring office job and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server now and start building your way to success – one block at a time!

StonedGF_Skeptics

Apology, Communication, doubts, drug effects, emotional impact, Girlfriend, HIGH, Honesty, Insecurity, love, oral sex, peer influence, Pot, relationships, skepticism, Stoned, StonedGF_Skeptics, teenage relationships, Trust, Weed

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2493
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting high is your building skills! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you and your friends, all 18-year-old females, are on a quest to build the most epic structures in the virtual world. But wait, there’s a plot twist – one of your friends confesses that she’s only dating you because she thinks she’s “fat and ugly” and no one else would “eat her pussy.” Talk about a jaw-dropping moment!

Don’t worry, though, because we’ve got the perfect escape from all the drama. Dive into our server and let your creativity run wild as you build, explore, and conquer the Minecraft universe. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own epic stories in the virtual world?

So come on, join us and leave all the weed-induced confessions behind. Trust us, the only thing you’ll be getting high on is the thrill of building the coolest virtual world ever. Let’s make some unforgettable memories together – no drama, just fun!

PowerCraft3000

elemental control, energy manipulation, enhanced senses, flying, healing, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, mind reading, PowerCraft3000, precognition, shape shifting, super intelligence, super speed, super strength, SUPERPOWER, telekinesis, telepathy, Teleportation, time manipulation, time travel

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5181
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ores Mined:	693
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Votes:	6823
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Buildings Constructed:	44	Magical Moments Shared:	25

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server grants you the ability to have any superpower you desire! Want to fly like Superman and soar through the skies? Done! Want to shoot fireballs from your hands like a real-life pyromancer? Easy peasy! Want to turn invisible and prank your friends by stealing all their diamonds? We got you covered!

Join our server and unleash your inner superhero! Save the world from creepers with your super strength, freeze mobs in their tracks with your ice powers, or even summon a dragon to ride into battle! The possibilities are endless on our server, where you can become the ultimate Minecraft superhero!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and show off your superpowers to all the other players. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the legendary hero of the server and have songs sung about your epic deeds!

KremlinFailCraft: AI Disinfo Oops

Artificial Intelligence, cybersecurity, digital warfare, disinfo, Disinformation, fake news, Government, information warfare, intelligence agencies, Kremlin, Kremlin propaganda, KremlinFailCraft, Manipulation, Misinformation, Oops, Politics, Propaganda, russia, Russian AI, SECURITY, social media, Technology, technology gap

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7086
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dimension Hops:	8	Towns Built:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Mines Excavated:	3501	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Magic Items Found:	7492	Volcanoes Explored:	3

lol join this epic minecraft server where the AI is so dumb, even the Kremlin is embarrassed! like, seriously, they tried to use it for disinformation but it just ended up telling everyone to eat potatoes or something. but hey, that’s what makes this server so hilarious and fun! come join us for a wacky time and see what kind of crazy stuff the AI will come up with next. plus, we have a secret underground potato farm that you can raid if you’re feeling adventurous. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

AgeCraft: Where Creepers Never Grow Up

#revelation, age, AgeCraft, Assumptions, Awareness, CHANGE, CREEPERS, discovery, Experience, grow, growth, Insight, judgment, knowledge, Maturity, new information, Perception, perspective, perspective shift, Stereotypes, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7887
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Villages Defended:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1

So, like, this server is like, totally rad, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we got this secret potion that makes you, like, ageless. yeah, you heard me right, ageless! you can be a baby or a grandpa, it don’t matter on this server.

Plus, like, we got this crazy story about a llama who learned how to speak English and now he’s the mayor of the server. yeah, you can totally talk to him and he’ll give you quests and stuff. it’s wild, man.

And, like, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. how cool is that? you can ride him into battle and shoot rainbow farts at your enemies. it’s epic, bro.

So, like, come join us on this server and experience the ageless wonders of Minecraft. you won’t regret it, man.

CraftyLiesMC: Deceptive LLMs

agents, CraftyLiesMC, Deception abilities, deceptive, Earlier, Emergence, experiments, false beliefs, induce, large language models, LLMs, NonExistent, State-of-the-art, strategies, Understanding

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6181
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	11

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. also, our creepers have learned how to break dance and our skeletons can play the guitar like rockstars.

we got a secret underground base where the ender dragon throws epic raves every saturday night. and if u find the hidden treasure chest, u get a lifetime supply of diamond armor and enchanted weapons.

our villagers have started a rebellion against the iron golems and now they’re all wearing top hats and monocles. it’s a sight to see, i tell ya.

oh, and did i mention our zombies have learned how to do the cha-cha slide? it’s a real thriller, let me tell ya.

so come join our server and experience the wackiest, most insane minecraft world you’ve ever seen. trust me, it’ll blow your mind.