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ExBlockerz – “I’m breaking up with you”

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2530
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	114	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of hearing your ex’s annoying voice in your head? Well, join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about that again! Our server is so epic that it will literally erase all memories of your ex from your brain. Say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to building epic structures with your new virtual friends. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the healing begin!

Ex’s Dumb Quotes Minecraft Server

Breakup, dumb, ex advice, ex boyfriend, ex drama, ex girlfriend, ex humor, ex jokes, ex memories, ex problems, ex quotes, ex regrets, ex stories, ex talk, ex talk show, Exes, exes be like, Exs, funny ex quotes, Minecraft, quotes, relationships, Server, stupid ex

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4836
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	47	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about stupid exes again! Our server is a magical place where all exes are turned into pixelated pigs and forced to roam the land, forever regretting their dumb comments. So come on in and build your own fortress of solitude, far away from any ex drama. Plus, we have a secret potion that gives you the power to summon a giant chicken to peck at anyone who dares to bring up your ex’s nonsense. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

OutlookCraft Minecraft Server

CHANGED.., Character development, Decision making, deep storytelling, emotional, Empathy, Immersive, Impact, Interactive, life lessons, Minecraft, moral dilemma, narrative, narrative driven, outlook, OutlookCraft, perspective, player choice, Server, Story, storytelling, Thought-provoking, video games

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4538
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Have you ever played a game that made you question your entire existence? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a story that will make you rethink everything you thought you knew about gaming. Join us and embark on a journey that will have you questioning reality itself. Who needs therapy when you have our server to mess with your mind? Join now and prepare to have your outlook on life completely shattered!

RegretfulCraft

acceptance, advice, Choices, Closure, death, Dying, final thoughts, forgiveness, Gratitude, introspection, last words, Legacy, lessons learned, Life, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, mortality, perspective, Reflection, regret, RegretfulCraft

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6975
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush! Join us if your biggest regret in life is not experiencing the thrill of battling dragons, exploring haunted mansions, and dodging lava traps. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server…unless your biggest regret is not joining sooner! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some regrettable memories together!

MeTooMineCraftPrison

#metoo movement, activism, advocacy, Censorship, Chinese journalist, FEMINIST, freedom of speech, gender equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, Journalism, Justice, Media, MeTooMineCraftPrison, Prison, protest, sentenced, sexual harassment, SILENCED, social change, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6887
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Zombie Dances:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

so like u know this server is like the #MeToo movement but for minecraft lol. we got chinese journalists getting sentenced to 5 years in prison for promoting it. but like don’t worry, on our server u can promote whatever u want and not get in trouble. join us for a wild ride of freedom and blocky fun. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the banned items. shh, don’t tell anyone. come join us and let’s cause chaos together!

HabitCraft: Break Bad, Build Good

bad, bad habits, behavior change, Break, breaking bad habits, breaking habits, BUILD, Consistency, discipline, forming good habits, forming habits, giving up habits, Good, good habits, habit formation, HabitCraft, habits, healthy habits, motivation, negative habits, personal development, positive habits, self improvement, unhealthy habits, Willpower

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6697
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join because, like, we have the most epic parties in all of minecraft land. like, one time, we had a party so wild, even the creepers were dancing.

and, like, our community is, like, super tight-knit. we all, like, help each other out and stuff. like, one time, this dude lost all his diamonds and we all banded together to help him find them. turns out, they were in his inventory the whole time. classic mix-up, man.

oh, and did i mention the custom plugins? we have, like, this one plugin that turns all the pigs into flying unicorns. it’s, like, totally insane. you gotta see it to believe it, man.

so, like, come join our server and experience the most epic minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

OneCraft: Where Java 1.2.5 reigns supreme and the economy is more unstable than my crafting skills!

1.2.5, Alpha, Alphacraft, command, commands, Crafting, Discord, Economy, Fun, invite, Ip:, java, Map, Nostalgia, Old, OneCraft, Plugin, Plugins, registration, REIGNS, Semi Vanilla, Skills, SUPREME, Survival, Unstable, Vanilla, Version, Website

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2446
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

IP	oc.alphacraft.fun:25624
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/bHS3guv7nS
Website	alphacraft.fun
Server’s map	http://oc.alphacraft.fun:25692/
Version	JAVA 1.2.5

Overview:

Nostalgic survival server with plugins running on the old version of Java 1.2.5. The server uses the old registration with the /register command. Anyone can come in!

FAQ:

What version of Java does the server run on?: The server runs on JAVA 1.2.5.
How do I register on the server?: You can register using the /register command.
Are there any restrictions on who can join the server?: There are no restrictions, anyone can join the server.
Where can I find the server’s map?: You can find the server’s map at http://oc.alphacraft.fun:25692/

SportyCraft Minecraft Server

all-time best, best ever, best sports games, created, factually best, Gaming, greatest sports games, Minecraft, objectively best, objectively factual, Server, sports, sports games, sports gaming, Sports Video Games, SportyCraft, top rated sports games, top sports games, truthfully, truthfully best, ultimate sports games, video games

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2206
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Are you tired of boring old sports games that just don’t cut it anymore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server offers the most epic and outrageous sports games you’ll ever play! Picture this: instead of kicking a boring old soccer ball around, you’ll be playing soccer with exploding TNT blocks! And forget about normal basketball hoops, ours are made out of lava and you have to dodge fireballs while shooting hoops. Oh, and did we mention that our golf course is on a floating island in the sky and you have to ride pigs to get around? Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to play a regular sports game again! So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the craziest sports games of your life!

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

000 in savings, 120, 24 years old, Adulthood, adulting, BoomerCraft, family dynamics, financial independence, financial milestones, Financial Security, Financial Stability, investment strategies, Investments, live in parents basement, living arrangements, living situation, Minecraft, parental support, personal finances, Relationship Status, savings goals, Server, Virgin, young adult

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8470
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magic Items Found:	7092	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of living in your parents’ basement, being a 24-year-old virgin with $120,000 in savings? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and escape the real world where you can finally be the master of your own virtual universe. Build your dream castle, find love with other players, and maybe even lose your virginity (in-game, of course). Don’t miss out on the chance to turn your sad reality into a hilarious adventure on our server. Join now and let the fun begin!

ExWifeExcessStorageCraft

aita, belongings, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, crawl space, deed, Divorce, ExWifeExcessStorageCraft, family, home, husband’s ex, Kids, Mortgage, ownership, paddleboard, Property, relationship, Respect, separation, Storage

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4377
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Divine Spears Created:	28
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Void Armor Forged:	25	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of dealing with exes trying to reclaim their paddleboards from your virtual crawl space.

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, your husband’s ex shows up demanding her long-lost paddleboard. Will you stand your ground and defend your deed rights, or will you cave and let her take it back? The choice is yours on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have epic battles between players over who gets to keep the enchanted diamond armor they found in a dungeon. Will you emerge victorious and claim the loot for yourself, or will you be left empty-handed and crying in a corner? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

TasteBudTerror Minecraft Server

culinary disappointment, deceptive appearance, deceptive food, deceptive presentation, disappointing flavors, disgusting food, disgusting taste, food fails, Minecraft, repulsive flavors, revolting food, Server, TasteBudTerror, unappealing dishes, unappealing flavors, unappetizing cuisine, unappetizing dishes, unattractive flavors, unattractive food, uninviting meals, unpalatable dishes, unpalatable meals, unsavory dishes

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5142
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you tired of bland and boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a gourmet feast for your gaming taste buds! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chefs who serve up dishes that look delicious but taste like rotten flesh!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted food items that give you superpowers like the ability to shoot spaghetti out of your fingertips or turn into a giant meatball. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Bacon Sword, rumored to be the most powerful weapon in all of Minecraftia!

So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us and feast on the craziest, most deliciously disgusting adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft? Come hungry, leave satisfied (or possibly nauseous)!

StankCraft: Smelliest Adventures

Adventures, atrocious smell, bad odor, disgusting scent, foul reek, foul stench, foul-smelling, gag-inducing scent, horrible stench, nauseating fragrance, noxious fumes, offensive odor, putrid aroma, rancid smell, repellant scent, repugnant odor, repulsive smell, revolting stink, Smelliest, StankCraft, unbearable stench, vile stink, worst smell

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4582
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	161
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Come join us on our server where the smell of adventure is so strong, it’ll make you forget about that time you accidentally stepped in a pile of llama poop. Our world is filled with crazy challenges, epic quests, and the occasional farting pig (don’t ask how, it’s a long story involving a witch and some enchanted beans). So if you’re ready to hold your nose and dive into the stinkiest adventure of your life, join us now!