Ex’s Dumb Quotes Minecraft Server

Breakup, dumb, ex advice, ex boyfriend, ex drama, ex girlfriend, ex humor, ex jokes, ex memories, ex problems, ex quotes, ex regrets, ex stories, ex talk, ex talk show, Exes, exes be like, Exs, funny ex quotes, Minecraft, quotes, relationships, Server, stupid ex

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9642
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about stupid exes again! Our server is a magical place where all exes are turned into pixelated pigs and forced to roam the land, forever regretting their dumb comments. So come on in and build your own fortress of solitude, far away from any ex drama. Plus, we have a secret potion that gives you the power to summon a giant chicken to peck at anyone who dares to bring up your ex’s nonsense. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

LostPhoneLootWars

Communication, Community, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Etiquette, family, found phone, Gratitude, Honesty, judgment, Kids, lost phone, LostPhoneLootWars, Manners, Morals, parenting, park, RESPONSIBILITY, stranger danger, Trust

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8523
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	131	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Dragon Scales Harvested:	152	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server where common sense prevails? Look no further than our server, where we value keeping lost phones safe over giving them to random kids! Join us for a wild ride of questionable parenting decisions and lack of gratitude. Who needs keys when you have a phone, am I right? Come join the fun and see if you can unlock the mysteries of our server, just don’t forget to say thank you!

PurrfectPaws vs BarkNation

Animals, BarkNation, cat, companions, debate, Decision making, Democracy, dog, election, furry friends, Government, intelligence, leadership, loyalty, opinion, Pets, Politics, president, PurrfectPaws, Qualities, qualities of a leader, Voting

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4037
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Buildings Constructed:	6	Crops Grown:	7902
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is run by a council of cats and dogs vying for presidency! That’s right, you get to choose who you want to lead the server – will you vote for the suave and sophisticated cat or the loyal and energetic dog?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like “Lava Parkour” where you have to jump from block to block over a sea of lava while being chased by a pack of angry wolves. And don’t forget about our “Pig Racing” event where you can saddle up a pig and race against other players to see who can cross the finish line first!

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft community out there! Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness a cat and dog dance-off for the presidency – anything can happen on our server!

NaijaCraft Minecraft Server

$220 million, Breach, Data Protection, data violations, digital economy, fines, Information Security, internet, legal action, Meta, Minecraft, NaijaCraft, Nigeria, Nigerian government, Online platforms, penalty, personal information, privacy, regulatory compliance, Server, social media, Technology, user data

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2848
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Void Gems Collected:	26
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ores Mined:	2745

lol join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than nigeria fining meta $220 million for being a data violator. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our diamonds are so shiny they blind you like a disco ball. come build a house made entirely of cake and watch as the creepers try to eat it all. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you hate fun. then maybe you will. but who hates fun? not us. come join now and be part of the madness.

CraftyCrowdStrikeMC

computer outage, computer repair, computer security, CraftyCrowdStrikeMC, Crowdstrike, cyber attack, cybersecurity, cybersecurity incident, data breach, data loss, incident response, IT infrastructure, IT outage, IT Support, microsoft, network security, software issue, system failure, Technology, Windows (Operating System), Windows devices

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1737
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Farms Harvested:	240
Runes Activated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Villages Defended:	8

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! our server is so wild, it once turned all the pigs into flying unicorns! yea, u heard me right, FLYING UNICORNS! not only that, but we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and golden apples!

oh, and did i mention that our server once had a showdown between a giant zombie and a pack of wolves? it was epic, let me tell u. the zombie was all like “braaains” and the wolves were like “woof woof” and then BAM, the zombie was defeated and the wolves were hailed as heroes.

so come join our server, where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops! who needs boring old windows devices when u can be playing on our crazy minecraft server? join now and let the madness begin!

DespicableDogHouse

Animals, BETRAYAL, canine, Deception, Delivery, DespicableDogHouse, Dogs, Job, loyalty, mailman, occupation, ownership, Pets, postal service, Profession, relationship, secret, Trust, unaware, work

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2492
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mines Excavated:	1457
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Towns Built:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

so like, this server is like a magical land where mailmen have dogs but the dogs are actually secret agents trying to take down the evil mailman overlord. like, you can join and be a dog spy and go on epic missions to deliver mail and save the world from the tyranny of the mailman. also, there are flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers and unicorns that fart glitter. so if you want to be part of this crazy adventure, join now and help us defeat the evil mailman once and for all!

TerrCraft – Advanced Survival Minecraft Server

advanced survival, Anarchy, donation, Minecraft, No Lags, no privates, Server, TerrCraft, voice chat, wipes

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7258
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Magic Items Found:	6907
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

We have voice chat! The best server for playing real Minecraft. Anarchy, no privates (but you can get them for a donation), no lags or wipes.

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HexArchon: Where Minecraft is more custom than a poorly fitted suit! Join now for a uniquely tailored experience with all the bells and whistles!

Bells, boss fights, Custom, custom content, Custom Enchants, Custom Items, Custom MMO, Custom Mobs, custom server, decorative heads, Dungeons, Dynmap, Events, Experience, Fitted, FURNITURES, HexArchon, Join, Land claiming, Minecraft, player feedback, Poorly.., Quests, Regular Updates, smp, Suit, tailored, Trustworthy Community, Unique abilities, unique gameplay, Uniquely, Varied Playstyles, whistles

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	979
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Dimension Hops:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

HexArchon Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	HexArchon
Features	Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, Skylands, Dungeons
Server IP	play.hexarchon.net

Links

Our Values

We are dedicated to creating a unique and engaging Minecraft experience, focusing on community feedback and transparency.

Gameplay Mechanics

Go on adventures with custom mobs, items, enchants, dungeons, quests, abilities, and more!

Technicals

We prioritize server performance with top-of-the-line hardware for zero-lag gameplay.

Joining

Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
Supports Bedrock (Port 19132)

FAQ

1. Can I play on this server with Bedrock Edition?

Yes, the server supports Bedrock Edition with Port 19132, though there may be technical limitations.

2. How can I join the server?

You can join the server using the IP address play.hexarchon.net.

3. What special features does the server offer?

The server offers custom mobs, items, enchantments, boss fights, abilities, quests, dungeons, and more for a unique gameplay experience.

4. How can I provide feedback or suggestions for the server?

You can join the Discord server and share your feedback with the community and developers.

5. Is there a server trailer available?

Yes, you can watch the server trailer on YouTube at this link: Server Trailer

StealCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, consequences, Corruption, Democracy, election, Electoral Process, ethical behavior, fair election, fraud, Integrity, Justice, Manipulation, Minecraft, political tactics, Politics, power grab, public trust, Realistic, Server, StealCraft, stealing, transparency, voter suppression

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4335
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wondered what would happen if someone tried stealing the election in our server? Well, let me tell you, it would be chaos! Picture this: a group of sneaky players trying to rig the votes, only to be caught red-handed by our vigilant admins. The drama, the suspense, the sheer audacity of it all! But fear not, our community is strong and united, ready to defend our democracy with diamond swords and enchanted armor. So join us now and be a part of this epic battle for justice and fairness. Who knows, you might even uncover a conspiracy or two along the way! Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CheesyFeetCraft Minecraft Server

Andou, aroma, Cheesy, cheesy feet, CheesyFeetCraft, feet scent, Fine, foot fetish, foot odor, foot smell, foot stench, Fragrance, french cheese, fromage, Funky, Minecraft, odor, pungent, Server, Smelly, STINKY, STRONG, unique scent

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4191
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Farms Harvested:	790
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Buildings Constructed:	37
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Welcome to the most aromatic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is known for Andou’s feet scent, which has been compared to a fine French cheese. But don’t worry, the smell only enhances the gameplay experience!

Join us for epic adventures where you can explore vast landscapes, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs all while enjoying the delightful aroma of Andou’s feet. Rumor has it that players who spend enough time on the server start to develop a heightened sense of smell and can detect hidden treasures with their noses.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground cheese cave where players can mine for rare cheese blocks to use in their builds. And every full moon, a giant cheese monster emerges from the depths to challenge players in a cheesy battle for glory.

So why wait? Join our server today and indulge in the cheesy goodness that only Andou’s feet can provide. Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else in the Minecraft universe!

SleepyCraft Minecraft Server

autism, Communication, EMBARRASSMENT, family, family dynamics, Minecraft, misunderstanding, neurodiversity, noise sensitivity, overstimulation, road trip, sensory issues, sensory overload, sensory processing, Server, sibling rivalry, sleep deprivation, sleeping issues, SleepyCraft, Snoring, socializing, temperature sensitivity

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2303
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Gods Slained:	0	Alien Abductions:	5
Zombie Dances:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Dragons Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the snoring sounds of your family members? Look no further! Join our server and build your own virtual bedroom where you can sleep in peace without any annoying snoring noises disturbing your slumber.

We understand the struggle of trying to get a good night’s sleep while on a road trip with your loud snoring family members. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to relax and unwind without any disruptions.

Imagine a world where you can peacefully mine for diamonds, build epic structures, and explore vast landscapes without any snoring interruptions. It’s a dream come true for anyone who values their beauty sleep!

So come join us on our server and say goodbye to the days of being kicked under the table by your sister for simply pointing out her snoring habits. Build your own virtual paradise and sleep soundly knowing that there are no snorers in sight. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

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