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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 4013 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 6446 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE THE VILLAGERS THROW WILD PARTIES EVERY NIGHT. AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST STUMBLE UPON A CHEST FULL OF GOLDEN CARROTS.
ALSO, DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A VEGETARIAN? YEAH, HE ONLY EATS TOFU AND KALE. SO IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S STRANGER THAN FICTION, COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US.
PLUS, WE HAVE A SQUAD OF SHEEP THAT CAN BEATBOX BETTER THAN ANY HUMAN. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!