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Ex’s Dumb Quotes Minecraft Server

Breakup, dumb, ex advice, ex boyfriend, ex drama, ex girlfriend, ex humor, ex jokes, ex memories, ex problems, ex quotes, ex regrets, ex stories, ex talk, ex talk show, Exes, exes be like, Exs, funny ex quotes, Minecraft, quotes, relationships, Server, stupid ex

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5178
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Votes:	8106
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38

Join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about stupid exes again! Our server is a magical place where all exes are turned into pixelated pigs and forced to roam the land, forever regretting their dumb comments. So come on in and build your own fortress of solitude, far away from any ex drama. Plus, we have a secret potion that gives you the power to summon a giant chicken to peck at anyone who dares to bring up your ex’s nonsense. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Covenant Anarchy Server

Anarchy, Apocalypse, Chaos, deathmatch, Dystopia, Exploration, Factions, Griefing, Hardcore, Lawless, mmorpg, open world, PvP, Raiding, Rebellion, Roleplay, Sandbox, Survival, Vanilla, Wasteland

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5954
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Astral Projections Made:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Welcome to Covenant, In this realm, there are no gods, no masters, and certainly no rules. In this server, the only covenant is your survival instinct.

23.109.144.220:25585

Widow SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5349
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

A fun new SMP with the best gameplay always taking your ideas into consideration come join WidowSMP and have the best time of your life.

play.widowsmp.ovh

ArgosCraft

Adventure, building, bulgaria, Bulgarian server, Community, Crafting, Custom Enchants, Custom Items, Discord, Economy, Exploration, Jobs, Kingdoms, mmorpg, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Seasons, Skills, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6010
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	8898
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Towns Built:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

ArgosCraft is a new Bulgarian Minecraft server. It is aimed at Survival gameplay with: – Kingdoms – Kingdoms is a way to protect your land from grief – Custom Items – Custom Enchants – Ranks – Jobs – Skills – Seasons

Discord: https://discord.gg/7yKBdeJ8jS

play.argoscraft.xyz

One block

java, one block, one block challenge

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	371
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6480
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

One block challenge

Iamracistoneblock.aternos.me:19132

Buddycraft

Economy, Parkour, Skyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5412
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Void Gems Collected:	22
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Welcome to Buddycraft! A 1.18.2 server based mainly on the Skyblock modality and with a very close-knit growing community. Enjoy building your island alone or with friends and compete to be at the top of the server. The server consists of daily maintenance to keep it in good condition, fix bugs as soon as possible and provide user support effectively. Cosmetics, parkour, events and more things to discover… Don’t hesitate to visit us!

buddycraft.es

NEW!!! All The Mods 9 [No PVP/Grief] By CubedWorlds

all the mods 9, Atm9, CubedWorlds, Ddos Protection, Dedicated Servers, Economy, Grief, Kits, Map Reset, Minecraft, Modpack, Peace Server, Playtime Rewards, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Regular Backups, Server, Shop, Survival, Voting

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4312
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	233	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32

CubedWorlds

All The mods 9 v.0.2.54

Peace Server: atm9.cubedworlds.comPvP/Grief Server: atm9pvp.cubedworlds.comOur Links:Website: store.cubedworlds.comDiscord: discord.cubedworlds.com

Key Features:*Always Online: Our dedicated servers are online 24/7 so you can play whenever you like!

*Playtime rewards: Get rewarded for playing on our servers! Earn special rewards as you play on our servers, the more you play, the more rewards!

*Ranks: You can earn 12 specials ranks on the server via playtime or purchasing one of our packages on our website.

*No Map Reset: Yes!!! The map will never reset, except for a few dimensions.

*Economy: Rent a shop to sell ressources or buy from others.

*Regular Backups: All our servers are backed up regularly on the off chance that something goes wrong

*Voting: Vote for our server to receive rewards! Make sure you are in-game when you vote to receive the reward

*DDoS Protection: We use DDOS L7 protection to quickly and effectively mitigate any attacks and provide a stable connection!

atm9.cubedworlds.com

Generations of the player kind – Aka Generations MC

ADMIN, Chat, Civilization, Discord, Earth portal, Fun, Furry, Generations MC, Heaven, Hell, inventions, LGBTQIA2S+, Minecraft, No bullying, No hacking, No lag machines, Nohacking, OWNER, Promoted platforms, smp, Survival, therian

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	585
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Players Killed by Monsters:	5767	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Votes:	605
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

This is the Generations MC Minecraft smp you spawn in and find the huge fence portal that will take you to earth and if you have 10 chances so if an admin or owner sees you die naturally 10 times the 11th time you will shut off from the earth portal and given the choice of going back to earth to watch future generations or go to heaven or hell depending on if your a good person or not

No hacking

No lag machines

No bullying

LGBTQIA2S+ Supporting

Furry Supporting

Therian supporting

This server means no hate and you get to make history and make new inventions etc

If you wanna msg owners or admins check the discord https://discord.gg/vcvPQqKkKx or if you simply wanna chat with others from other promoted platforms you can do that too

Theres many things to the server that makes it more fun im not gonna say what but your gonna have to see it for yourself ^^

PlayerGens.us.to

Juneau SMP

Economy, Raiding, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2660
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mines Excavated:	1272	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

In Juneau there is no set story, there is no set outcome.

You can start a war with others, Or completely opt out in total and just have a peaceful fun server. The whole goal of Juneau is to create the Minecraft server that each player wants.

Juneau SMP tries to stay near (ish) to the main aspects of the game. We don’t want to mess up the experience of others by adding super specific mods that only one person knows how to use. We want everyone to be familliar with everything, and have fun.

https://forms.gle/qJ5o3LVNNXEqhtQk6 https://discord.gg/cBwQdDWJnQ

54.39.75.205:25578

A Hermitcraft Like Expirence

apply, Community, Custom, Discord, friendship, Fun, gameplay, hermitcraft, Join, multiplayer, Players, Roleplay, rp, serious, Survival, Timezones, Tweaks, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8857
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Hello There!. Welcome! 😀 i am just a fella who misses some people to play with. i currently have some people playing with me however. our time zones are a bit different. i wish for a couple of people who want to play minecraft for fun and be serious in our hermitcraft like RP you are more than welcome. Season 1 Voicemod, custom disks pure vanilla with tweaks nothing game changing

join our discord https://discord.gg/3swwD2Mh6U to apply for whitelist

hermitcraft.ryanscene.no

Gyattsville SMP

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7330
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Villages Defended:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Yeah mate, just an smp with brewery, landclaims, home, and tpa. We believe that we are more mature than other servers, and have special endgame items, we don’t have economy and landclaim blocks are free to get. you must apply for beta testing until march 30th if you wish to play, when free access will be given, join the beta testing now to be immortalized in the shop!

gyattsville.xyz