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Ex’s Dumb Quotes Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3944
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Divine Spears Created:	28	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mines Excavated:	1976	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Magic Items Found:	4253	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about stupid exes again! Our server is a magical place where all exes are turned into pixelated pigs and forced to roam the land, forever regretting their dumb comments. So come on in and build your own fortress of solitude, far away from any ex drama. Plus, we have a secret potion that gives you the power to summon a giant chicken to peck at anyone who dares to bring up your ex’s nonsense. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

SkyHighSafeZone

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1436
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2739	New Chunks Explored:	149127
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

come join our cray cray minecraft server where gravity is like, totally optional. like, the higher you build, the less likely something is to fall on you. it’s like defying the laws of physics and stuff. imagine building a giant tower and not worrying about stuff falling on your head. it’s like a dream come true for all you builders out there. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts. yeah, you heard that right. flying pigs shooting rainbows. if that’s not a reason to join, then i don’t know what is. so come on, join us and experience the wackiest minecraft server ever created.

PlasticPeenCraft

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	840
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Magic Items Found:	2145
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server, where we have discovered microplastics in penises for the first time! That’s right, we’re breaking boundaries and exploring new frontiers in the world of Minecraft!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a vein of microplastics! It’s like a treasure hunt, but with a twist! Who knew that plastic could be so dang exciting in the world of Minecraft?

Join us as we embark on a wild journey to uncover the secrets of these plastic-infused penises. Will we find more plastic treasures? Will we build a plastic palace fit for a king? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s dive into this crazy adventure together. Who knows what we’ll discover next in this wacky world of plastic penises and pixelated adventures! Let’s goooo!

CountryTune Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2160
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	400	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, on our server, there was a chicken who could breakdance like nobody’s business. People would come from all over just to watch this funky chicken bust a move. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust me, it’s a thrill you won’t forget!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our legendary treasure hunt. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be found. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this epic loot?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other wild adventures await you in this crazy Minecraft world!

HyperMuscleCraft: The Gayest Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9119
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear party hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena in the corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and wacky Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything is possible (yes, even a chicken riding a llama while juggling TNT)!

SisPay2Play Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5855
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Towns Built:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring… or is it? Join us for a wild ride filled with sibling drama and makeup mayhem!

Are you tired of your younger sister constantly ruining your stuff? Well, on our server, you can exact revenge in the most epic ways possible. Build a virtual replica of your bedroom and lock her out forever, or create a makeup shop where she has to pay in diamonds to use your precious products.

But that’s not all! Take on quests to teach her the value of respecting other people’s belongings, or team up with other players to stage an intervention for her sticky fingers.

And if all else fails, unleash your wrath by summoning a horde of angry mobs to chase her around the server until she learns her lesson.

So come join us on this chaotic journey of sibling rivalry and questionable parenting advice. Who needs family therapy when you have Minecraft?

FenceWarsMC

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4983
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Potions Brewed:	39
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of annoying neighbors and property line disputes? Look no further! Join our server and build your own virtual world where you can have all the space you want without any pesky kids riding mini four-wheelers through your yard.

Our server offers a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any interference from unruly neighbors or muddy hills. No need to worry about property lines or annoying sprinkler system repairs – just pure, unadulterated fun!

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only limits are your imagination. Who knew escaping reality could be so entertaining?

TruthCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8595
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
New Chunks Explored:	769807	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because on our server, you can finally uncover the answer to the ultimate question: Why do creepers explode? That’s right, we have exclusive access to the creepers’ secret society meetings where they discuss their explosive tendencies. Join us and become a creeper whisperer!

But that’s not all, folks! Ever wondered why villagers trade emeralds for useless junk? Join our server and uncover the shocking truth behind their bizarre trading habits. Turns out, they’re actually using the emeralds to fund their underground dance parties. Who knew villagers had such sick moves?

And if you’re still not convinced, how about this: on our server, you can finally find out why diamonds are so darn rare. Spoiler alert: it involves a secret alliance between the Ender Dragon and Herobrine. Join us and become a diamond detective!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and uncover the mysteries of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even discover the answer to the ultimate question: Why do pigs oink? (Hint: it involves a top-secret pig language that only our players can decode).

CraftyFactsMC

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3207
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine for diamonds with a magical pickaxe that farts rainbows.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We once had a player who built an entire castle out of nothing but cheese blocks, and it was so stinky that even the creepers ran away in fear.

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, then come join us and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even discover a secret portal to a dimension where pigs can fly and zombies breakdance. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the fun times roll!

CraftyCanuckRevolutionaries

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6288
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Divine Spears Created:	16
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where u can find a secret underground base run by the Canadian government and the Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps. they’re like, teaming up to take over the minecraft world and u gotta stop them before it’s too late. plus, there’s like, a secret treasure hidden in the base that will give u super powers and make u invincible. so, like, what are u waiting for? join now and save the world from the evil forces of canada and iran!

Cable-FreeCraft

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2709
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Love Letters Sent:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Potions Brewed:	160	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, we got unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamond blocks. like, who needs cable tv when u can watch a llama soap opera unfold in the town square every day at noon? plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies breakdance like nobody’s business. trust me, u ain’t livin’ until u join this server and witness the madness for urself. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for the ride of ur life!