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Crafty Commander in Chief

2028 President, Campaign, chief, Commander, controversy, Crafty, election, ex-con, Future, incarceration, Jail, Justice, leadership, LOSE, negro vote, Politics, racial relations, Redemption, Rehabilitation, run in 2028, sentence shortened, trump, Voting

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7943
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee you a wild ride that’s more unpredictable than Trump’s political career!

Join us and experience a world where Trump is building his own jail made out of diamond blocks and trying to escape before the next election. Will he succeed or will he be stuck in a cell made out of dirt blocks forever?

But that’s not all! Trump will also be hosting a dance-off with the Ender Dragon to win back the negro vote. Who knew that connecting with the community could be so fun and challenging at the same time?

So come on and join us for a server experience that’s more entertaining than Trump’s Twitter rants. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and magic potions along the way!

X_SMP

amazing community, build together, collaboration, Community, Dedicated Staff, enthusiastic members, Events, Friendly, gameplay, Minecraft, Newcomer, Passion, skill levels, smp server, supportive, Survival, TEAM, unique experiences, Vanilla, Veteran, X_SMP

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4092
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

X_SMP is an exciting new Minecraft SMP server that is currently seeking enthusiastic members and dedicated staff to join our growing community. We aim to create a fun and engaging environment for players of all skill levels, whether you are a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the game. Our server will feature unique gameplay experiences, events, and opportunities for collaboration. If you are passionate about Minecraft and want to be part of a friendly and supportive team, we would love to have you with us. Join X_SMP today and help us build an amazing community together!

45.133.74.143:25816

Troll Body Minecraft Server

bodily functions, bodily reactions, bodily reactions to emotions, bodily surprises, Body, body trolling, body’s tricks, confusion, Disappointment, emotional response, feeling, first kiss, Frustration, mind games, Minecraft, physical sensations, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-perception, Server, sexual encounters, sexual experiences, troll, unexpected reactions

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8012
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ores Mined:	9987
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the same rush as your first kiss? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and possibly even finding your virtual soulmate. Who needs real-life relationships when you can feel like you just came from a kiss every time you log on? Plus, we guarantee that there will be no unexpected surprises like finding no cum when you get home. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your epic Minecraft love story!

RentingFromMyParentsInMinecraftSMP

affordable living, behind the wheel hours, BROKE, Drivers license, driving lessons, driving school, drop shipping, Ebay, finances, Girlfriend, income, Maryland law, moving out, parents, Paycheck, POVERTY, Rent, RentingFromMyParentsInMinecraftSMP, reselling, side hustles, work

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6545
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Are you tired of being a broke adult living with your parents and unable to afford driving lessons or a girlfriend? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the real world struggles by building your dream home and driving virtual cars without needing a license. With outrageous rent prices and crazy side hustles like selling virtual items on eBay, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems. Plus, with a community of players who understand your struggles, you’ll never feel alone again. So come join us and start living your best virtual life today!

HonBar

Cross-Play, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4150
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Enchantments Applied:	136
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
New Chunks Explored:	123217	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Welcome to Hon’Bar, the Ultimate Minecraft SMP Stop! Hon’bar is a community-centric Minecraft server where players come together to explore, build, and collaborate. With a strong emphasis on community interaction, Hon’bar fosters a welcoming environment for players of all ages and play styles. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, an adventurer seeking epic quests, or someone who enjoys socializing with fellow gamers, Hon’bar offers a space where everyone can find their niche. Join the community, embark on exciting adventures, and create lasting memories in this vibrant Minecraft world!

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UA Danylo Server

1.21.2, All, Danylo, kyiv, Minecraft, Server, Survival, UA Danylo Server, Ukraine, welcome

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	281
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

My name is Danylo. I’m from Kyiv, Ukraine. It’s my survival minecraft 1.21.2 server. See ou on my server. Welcome ALL.

93.188.35.17

Blocky Trillion Game Minecraft Server

adult content, blocky, Censorship, community guidelines, controversy, debate, discussion, explicit content, forum, Game, Gaming Community, gaming culture, internet, mature themes, Minecraft, online discussion, opinion, Regulation, Server, Sluts edition, social media, Thread, Trillion, Trillion game, video game

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7129
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Sluts edition! Why no thread? Because we’re too busy building epic structures and slaying dragons to worry about silly threads.

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have fun and let your inner slut shine! Our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually made of glitter and rainbows.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared to leave your dignity at the door – because on this server, anything goes!

Movie SMP for Truecels

action, Cinema, classic, comedy, Drama, emotional, FANTASY, film, Horror, incel, independent, lonely, MODERN, Movie, movies, romance, Sci Fi, smp, Thought-provoking, Thriller, Truecels, Underrated

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2930
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Alien Abductions:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Are you tired of being a truecel in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP! Our server is like a movie for truecels, where you can finally be the hero of your own story. Imagine a world where you can slay dragons, build epic fortresses, and even find love (in the form of virtual Minecraft villagers, of course).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and riches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the Creeper King, where you can challenge him to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living out your wildest truecel fantasies in blocky, pixelated glory. Who needs movies when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

Gladia Earth

Earth, MCMMO, Minecraft Geopolitical Towny Real world map Diplomacy War Towns Nations Alliances Resources Army Conquer Strategy PvP Economy Survival Adventure Exploration Building Roleplay, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5827
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
New Chunks Explored:	346232	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Gladia is a Minecraft geopolitical towny server with a real world 1:1000 earth map where towns and nations strive for power with diplomacy and war. Make a town, form nations and alliances, gather resources and build an army to conquer the earth.

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FleshFactory

Create, Faction, Factions, FleshFactory, FTB, Fungal infection, Horde, INFECTED, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Scorched Guns 2, spore, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	411
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Secret Passages Found:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Buildings Constructed:	26	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Welcome to FleshFactory! Combining “Fungal Infection:Spore” “Create” and “Scorched Guns 2” it’s a thrilling faction based Survival against the ever evolving horde of infected

45.11.228.33:27000

Trump Costume Minecraft Server

American politics, celebrity costume, controversial costume, costume, costume party, DIY costume, fake tan, funny costume, Halloween, long red tie, mask, Minecraft, orange wig, political costume, Political satire, president, presidential costume, republican party, Server, Suit, trump, Trump costume, united states, Wig

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5813
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict dress code of Trump costumes only! That’s right, you’ll be building your blocky empire while looking like the one and only Donald J. Trump himself. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s only flying pigs? That’s right, these little oinkers sprout wings and soar through the skies, dropping diamonds and emeralds in their wake. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else!