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Cuntree Army Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1797
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	370	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	368

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where having an army in your “cunt” is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive battles, epic quests, and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride into battle on a giant chicken armed with a diamond sword while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Only on our server, of course!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Cuntree of Doom, where players can test their skills against fearsome creatures like the dreaded Creeper King and the elusive Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – and maybe a spare pair of diamond pants.

NO NO NO Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9062
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7898	Votes:	9368
Buildings Constructed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	196	Endless Night Skies:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a magical unicorn pickaxe! Don’t believe us? Well, just wait until you see our secret disco party room where creepers dance to dubstep music all night long.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his chicken army with an iron beak. Will you join forces with him or challenge his rule in an epic chicken duel?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else! Trust us, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off in no time!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dispute, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family loyalty, family reconciliation, family relationships, Family Values, Minecraft, Server, wedding decisions, wedding etiquette, wedding guest etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding guest list etiquette, wedding invitation, wedding planning, wedding RSVP, WeddingCraft

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2906
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Votes:	706	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Chimeras Created:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where family drama is left at the door! We understand that sometimes you just don’t want certain people in your life, and that’s totally okay. Just like how this player (23F) decided not to invite her cousins to her wedding because they threw her grandma out of the house – yikes! But hey, we’ve all got that one family member we’d rather not see, right?

Join our server and escape the family drama by building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring vast landscapes. Who needs cousins when you’ve got a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, if your mom and aunt start causing a ruckus, just build a TNT cannon and blast them away (not really, please don’t do that).

So come on over and join us for a drama-free Minecraft experience. Because let’s face it, family gatherings can be a real creeper sometimes, but here, you’re free to craft your own adventure without any unwanted guests crashing the party. See you in the game!

Dad’sCraft: Divorce Edition

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5909
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	9796
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to build your own virtual family that won’t send you to conversion therapy or storm out of stores over $20. Our server is a safe space for all, even if your mom thinks you’re the reason for her potential divorce. Plus, you won’t have to worry about your grandpa making weird comments about your sister’s skin color. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind!

CreeperCraze Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4744
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Farms Harvested:	331	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Have you ever been chased by a horde of angry creepers while trying to build a dirt house? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Join us for heart-pounding adventures, epic battles with giant spiders, and the chance to befriend a pack of wild wolves who will fight by your side. Who needs haunted houses when you can experience true terror in the world of Minecraft? So come on, join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the craziest Minecraft server in existence!

Enderbread Kingdom

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	859
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Animals Bred:	43	Runes Activated:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Do you love eating pickles dipped in chocolate sauce while wearing a tutu and singing show tunes? Well, our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of mischievous Endermen. Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own pixelated paradise and make friends with talking cows who give out free diamonds! Come join us and let your inner weirdo shine!

CraftyTradeWars

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7165
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

are you tired of boring old trade deals? come join our minecraft server where we negotiate trade deals with creepers and endermen! our negotiators are top-notch, except when they accidentally axe themselves instead of the deal. it’s a wild ride full of surprises and explosions. join now for a chance to witness the chaos firsthand!

StinkySMP

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Survival SMP Custom Features Shops Warps Furniture Plushies Items Unique Friendly Minecraft 2.0 Join now IP Community Crafting Exploration Adventure PVP Economy Mini-games

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	144
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	292
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Mines Excavated:	1973	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Welcome to StinkySMP!

We are a unique and friendly Survival SMP! Our server features a variety of custom features to make it feel like “Minecraft 2.0”! Join now with IP stinkysmp.com. We have custom shops, warps, furniture, plushies, items, and so much more!

stinkysmp.com

All the Mods 9 – Where the only limits are your imagination… and the amount of RAM you have allocated

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2005
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

We’re actively seeking new players to join our close-knit community. Our server boasts a dedicated group of friendly and helpful players who are always eager to assist newcomers. Our servers are run on a fully dedicated server with high-end hardware.

Modpack	Version	IP Address
ATM 9	0.2.60	atm9.silverkeepmc.com
ATM 9 – To the SKY	1.5	ATM9Sky.SilverKeepMC.com

We host more than just this modpack! Check out our other servers on our server list here.

CraftyNews Minecraft Server

A-chan, Airi Chisaka, AlienMixture, Birthday, CAPCOM NEXT, chuuba, collaboration, collaboration event, COMEBACK, Concert, corrections, cover, craft beer, CraftyNews, creator party, Dokibird, Elemental Knights R, fan meeting, Fortnite JP, Fugo Hasaki, G-Plan, Graduation, health, Health Update, heavenrend, Himari Miyazono, Holo Justice, hololive, hololive en, idol group debut, investigation, ipo, Katarina Ange, Kizuna A.I., KUUKIYOMI, leaving VANQUISH, Live, merch, merch collection, Minecraft, Mint Fantôme, Nanami Urara, Neo-porte, new single, News, Nijisanji, Noms Cafe, Nyantasia, phase connect, PixelLink, pop-up shop, Radio program, restreamers, Retirement, riot music, Saegusa Akina, Server, Shareholder Meeting, shipping fees, Shiratama Utano, Shirayuki Mishiro, Siro, Sony STAR SPHERE, Space Photography Experience, STPR Inc., vase, VCafe radio, VSMP server, VSPO, VT

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9994
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Alien Abductions:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the events are crazier than a Enderman rave!

Join now and witness the retirement of A-Chan from Hololive, who left due to complications involving a secret love affair with a Creeper. Watch as Hololive EN’s concert tickets sell out faster than you can say “Redstone.” And don’t miss out on the HoloReve fashion magazine card collection, perfect for slaying zombies in style.

But that’s not all! Nijisanji drama unfolds as Katarina Ange’s medical condition improves thanks to a potion brewed by a witch from the Nether. And get ready for Shu Yamino and Meloco Kyoran’s radio show, where they spill the tea on all things NijiEN.

Phase Connect is where it’s at, with updates on Airi Chisaka’s health and her battle against the evil Ender Dragon. Plus, get exclusive in-game avatars from the KUUKIYOMI collaboration with Aogiri High School, where you can slay zombies in style.

But wait, there’s more! Siro of .LIVE is celebrating her 7th Birthday with a live concert at harevutai, where she’ll be battling creepers with her diamond sword. And don’t miss out on the chance to win a special edition PC in the Next One Step twitter campaign, where the prize is more valuable than a stack of diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous events in the chuuba world! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers lurking around every corner.