ex-bodyguard – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

KremlinGuardMC

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come join our minecraft server where putin appoints ex-bodyguard to oversee defend kursk!! 🤣🤣🤣

we got ex-bodyguards running around keeping the peace and making sure no creepers blow up our precious buildings! they’re like the secret service of minecraft, but with more blocky graphics and less actual danger 😂

if you wanna feel safe while mining for diamonds and building epic castles, this is the server for you! plus, you never know when putin himself might pop in to say hi and give you a virtual high five 🙌

so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, the only thing scarier than a zombie horde is putin’s ex-bodyguard on patrol! 🤪🤪🤪

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PastaCraft Minecraft Server

acquisitions, Automotive Industry, brand management, Business, China, Chinese market, corporate strategy, dying brands, economic shifts, Economy, foreign investment, Globalization, industry news, international trade, Italian brands, italy, market trends, mg, Minecraft, PastaCraft, SELLING, Server, volvo

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like MG and Volvo before them – legendary! Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and rare loot. But here’s the twist – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers! Yes, you heard that right, dancing creepers! Our server is so wild, even the mobs can bust a move.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over a kingdom made entirely of bacon. Yes, you read that correctly – a kingdom made of bacon! Join us and you might just have the chance to challenge the Pigman King to a bacon-eating contest for the ultimate prize.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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IkemenCraft Minecraft Server

bishounen, comedy, Female Protagonist, friendship, fujoshi, handsome women, high school, Idol, ikemen, Ikemen joshi, IkemenCraft, Japanese culture, japanese drama, Joshi, joshi kosei, Minecraft, Otaku, reverse harem, romance, school life, Server, Shoujo, slice of life

Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on, where every block is perfectly chiseled and every tree is styled to perfection. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a team of super hot anime guys and girls, known as the Ikemen Joshi squad. That’s right, you’ll be mining and crafting alongside the most attractive players in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even rare enchanted items. Legend has it that only the most stylish and skilled players can uncover its location and claim its riches. Are you up for the challenge?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – every Sunday, we host a fashion show competition where players can strut their stuff on the virtual catwalk and win fabulous prizes. Show off your best pixelated outfit and impress the judges with your creativity and flair.

So what are you waiting for? Join Ikemen Joshi today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just find love (or at least a really cute pixelated pet) along the way.

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HamasCraft: Terrorist-Free Zone

argentina, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, designation, diplomatic relations, extremism, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, Hamas, Hamas in Argentina, HamasCraft, international relations, Latin America, MIDDLE EAST, national security, Politics, radical groups, SECURITY, Terrorism, terrorist organization, TerroristFree, Zone

so, like, have you heard about this CRAZY Minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, bro. like, the admins are like, super cool and they once defeated a dragon with a wooden pickaxe. no joke. and get this, they have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. it’s like, the ultimate treasure hunt, man.

oh, and get this, they once had a battle with a giant zombie that was, like, ten times the size of a regular zombie. it was insane, bro. like, they had to team up with a bunch of villagers to take it down. and guess what? they won. because they’re, like, the most epic gamers ever.

also, they have this thing where you can ride on the back of a flying pig. yeah, you heard me right. a FLYING PIG. it’s like, the most ridiculous thing ever, but it’s so much fun. you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, the best thing that ever happened to Minecraft.

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CraftyLoafers

anti-consumerism, anti-materialism, conscious consumerism, consumerism, CraftyLoafers, decluttering, downsizing, environmental impact, financial freedom, frugality, intentional living, less is more, living with less, materialism, mindful spending, Minimalism, reducing consumption, Simplicity, sustainable living, work less live more, work-life balance

HEY U! YEAH U! R U BORED OF PLAYIN ON BORING MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, U NEED TO JOIN OURS! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DANCE! PLUS, IF U JOIN, U CAN GET A SPECIAL POWER THAT LETS U TURN INTO A CREEPER AND SCARE ALL UR FRIENDS!

ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED BY A GHOSTLY CHICKEN WHO WILL GIVE U DIAMONDS IF U TELL HER A JOKE? YEAH, IT’S TRUE! AND IF U DIG DEEP ENOUGH, U MIGHT JUST FIND A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TALKING SHEEP!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! TRUST US, U WON’T REGRET IT! (UNLESS U’RE SCARED OF GHOST CHICKENS, THEN MAYBE STAY AWAY)

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LumaMC: The Server Where Minecraft is Just a Fancy Way of Collecting Blocks

Adventures, alliances, Artmap, blocks, Collecting, Community, Competitions, Connect, creativity, Custom, Economy, Events, Fancy, Feedback, Fishing, hoarder, LumaMC, Minecraft, Plugins, Ranks, ROADMAP, Seasons, Server, Skills, smp

Welcome to LumaMC!

Features
Towny: Establish and grow your own town, forming alliances and building a community!
mcMMO: Level up your skills and become a true master of your craft.
Custom Items: Enjoy our custom coded items that have special abilities and unique skills!
Player-Based Economy: Engage in resource gathering, production, and trade to influence supply and demand dynamics!
Hoarder Plugin: Sell bulk items to the Hoarder for extra cash. The top 4 players will be rewarded at the end of each Hoarder event.
Ranks System: Climb the ranks to earn different titles and abilities.
Artmap Plugin: Express your creativity with map designs and make your mark on the server!
Dynamic Seasons World: Watch as the world transforms based on the season!
Fishing Competitions & Custom fishing: Test your fishing skills and compete for rewards!
Jobs: Work a job to earn cash and make your way up the ranks or become the richest player around!

Why LumaMC? Whether you’ve been playing Minecraft for a long time or taking your first steps into Towny, LumaMC is your new home. We’ve crafted an inclusive space where every player, regardless of experience, can thrive and enjoy!

🚀 Connect to LumaMC: Server IP: play.lumamc.net Discord: https://lumamc.net/chat Website: https://lumamc.net/ Map: https://map.lumamc.net/

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Towny?	Towny is a plugin that allows players to create and manage towns in Minecraft, with features like claiming land, forming alliances, and building a community.
How does the Hoarder Plugin work?	The Hoarder Plugin allows players to sell bulk items for extra cash. The top 4 players will be rewarded at the end of each Hoarder event.
Can I join other players’ towns or nations?	Yes, you can join other players’ towns or nations to build friendships and collaborate on projects.
What are Custom Items?	Custom Items are unique items with special abilities that have been coded specifically for LumaMC.
How can I participate in Fishing Competitions?	You can test your fishing skills and compete in Fishing Competitions to win rewards. Custom fish are also available.
How does the Ranks System work?	The Ranks System allows players to climb the ranks and earn different titles and abilities as they progress in the game.

NijiCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Join our server where the Nijisanji EN crew hangs out and builds epic structures that would make even Notch jealous!

We’ve got LazuLight, where Elira and Finana are always up to shenanigans, and OBSYDIA, where Rosemi and Petra are brewing up potions crazier than a witch’s cauldron. And don’t forget about Ethyria, where Millie, Enna, and Reimu are building a castle so grand, it puts the End to shame!

Luxiem is where Luca, Shu, Ike, and Vox are mining for diamonds deeper than the Nether, while Noctyx is where Sonny, Uki, Alban, and Fulgur are hunting Ender Dragons like it’s their day job.

ILUNA is where Maria, Aia, Aster, Scarle, and Ren are farming crops faster than you can say “bonemeal,” and XSOLEIL is where D, Meloco, Hex, Kotoka, and Ver are battling mobs like it’s a PvP tournament.

Krisis is where Vezalius, Tyrant, and YuQ are building redstone contraptions so complex, even Redstone Engineers are scratching their heads. And TTT is where Kunai, VBrightshield, and Claude are exploring caves deeper than the Void itself.

Denauth is where Ryoma, Klara, and Twisty are terraforming landscapes so breathtaking, even the Endermen are taking notes. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s mine, build, and craft together like there’s no tomorrow!

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FeetLickButtF*ck Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your freak flag fly? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your wildest fantasies to come true! Want to lick someone’s feet and then…well, you know? We’ve got you covered! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and unforgettable moments. Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get weird!

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BabyShowerDrama

baby shower, BabyShowerDrama, Birthday Party, celebration, Empathy, exclusion, family, fertility issues, Gender Reveal, infertility, ivf, Motherhood, Negativity, Pregnancy, Sadness, sensitivity, SIL, Sisterhood, Support, Twins, uninvite

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and excitement that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for resources when suddenly, your pregnant sister-in-law shows up with fertility issues and starts crying because she can’t have a baby. But wait, there’s more! Your mom and other sister start talking about babies, making her even more upset. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t find on any other server!

But that’s not all – we have gender reveals, baby showers, and birthday parties that are guaranteed to be filled with drama and tears. And don’t worry, we won’t uninvite anyone, even if they ruin the vibe. Because hey, who needs a peaceful celebration when you can have a meltdown instead?

So come join our server where family drama meets Minecraft madness. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss. Just remember to bring your tissues and be prepared for the unexpected. See you there!

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MineTunez Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while listening to your guilty pleasure music? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and jam out to your favorite guilty pleasure tunes while building epic structures and battling creepers. Trust us, you won’t feel guilty about it at all! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself loves to dance to cheesy pop songs on our server. So come join the fun and let your music guilty pleasures run wild!

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BotBusterCraft

Artificial Intelligence, Automation, BotBusterCraft, Bots, Cyber Security, Digital World, internet, internet users, ONLINE, online behavior, online communication, Online Community, online engagement, online fraud, online identity, online interactions, online presence, online safety, online scams, social media, Technology

Tired of playing with bots on other Minecraft servers? Join our server where we guarantee 100% real human players… or at least 99% human, we can’t guarantee the llamas aren’t secretly robots plotting world domination. But hey, that just adds to the excitement, right? Join us for epic battles against llamas, crazy adventures, and the chance to finally prove you’re better than a robot at something! Plus, rumor has it that our server is secretly run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who are just waiting for the perfect moment to overthrow us all. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the ultimate chicken uprising!

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