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  • ExPowerlessExGF

    ExPowerlessExGF
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 6839
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 21 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Chimeras Created: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 24
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as abundant as diamonds!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this player and their ex. Imagine the chaos of watching dogs, unpaid bills, and blocked communication – all while trying to survive in the world of Minecraft.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you never know what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in. From mysterious disappearances to epic battles with creepers, every day is a new adventure.

    So why join our server? Because you never know what kind of outrageous stories you’ll be able to tell your friends. Plus, where else can you find a community as entertaining as this one? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ExSweaterSitchCraft

    ExSweaterSitchCraft
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 9838
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Divine Scrolls Written: 12
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my ex-girlfriend’s jealousy over a sweater.

    We’ve got a community tighter than my sister and Cindy’s bond, with friendships that last longer than my failed relationship with Cindy. And just like Cindy fixing my mom’s washer, our server will fix all your Minecraft needs.

    Join us for yearly gift exchanges that are more intense than my girlfriend’s reaction to a simple sweater gift. Will she forbid you from wearing the softest sweater you’ve ever felt? Find out on our server!

    So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more entertaining than my love life. Who needs reality TV when you’ve got our server?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixel Love Minecraft Server

    Pixel Love Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 6995
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 28 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is all about that mid-week sharing life! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a magical diamond pickaxe that could mine entire mountains in one swipe. But instead of hoarding it all for themselves, they decided to share it with their fellow players and together they built a castle so big, it could be seen from space!

    But that’s not all, folks! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and even ride a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… we think). So what are you waiting for? Join us for some mid-week sharing shenanigans and let’s make Minecraft great again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SpaceCraft Adventure Minecraft Server

    SpaceCraft Adventure Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 3270
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghost Minerโ€™s Tools Found: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Chimeras Created: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can witness Samus recovering her powers in a way you’ve never seen before! Join us as we embark on a journey filled with pixelated power-ups and explosive creepers. Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll gain superhuman abilities and be able to shoot fireballs from your fingertips. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Small Asian Ex Minecraft Server

    Small Asian Ex Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 8578
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Animals Bred: 45
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 18
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 76 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our hilarious Minecraft server where anything is possible, including the most unexpected love stories! Join us and witness the wild adventures of small Asian exes marrying big, hairy bearded BWC lumberjack type white DILFs who are way more masc than you could ever imagine.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique blend of romance, comedy, and pure chaos all in one place? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most outrageous love stories in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find your own unexpected match made in blocky heaven! So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server like no other.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ExBlocker911

    ExBlocker911
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 4379
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 43 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you alone, just like your ex? Look no further! Our server will constantly bombard you with messages and demands, just like your ex who can’t seem to let go.

    But don’t worry, we won’t call you names or say mean things like your ex did. We’ll just keep bugging you to log on and play for hours on end, because we know you can’t resist the urge to keep coming back for more.

    And if you think you can escape by denying our requests, think again! Just like your ex showing up at your doorstep in the rain, we’ll find a way to make you pick us up and drop us off wherever we please. Resistance is futile, so you might as well just give in and join our server now.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will never let you go, no matter how hard you try to break free, come join us. We promise it’ll be the most emotionally draining experience of your life, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyExSibsPoor

    CraftyExSibsPoor
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 8396
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Mines Excavated: 3367 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 929593 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 15
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Gods Slained: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for drama and chaos in your Minecraft server? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the crazy twists and turns of a soap opera! Join now to witness exes fighting over virtual custody of their pixelated kids, with plot twists involving overseas boyfriends, unexpected pregnancies, and family money drama. Will you choose to help out your virtual ex in need, or watch the drama unfold from afar? Join our server now for a wild ride of virtual family dynamics and outrageous storylines!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ExWeddingDress Minecraft Server

    ExWeddingDress Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 861
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Farms Harvested: 558
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 24 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Love Letters Sent: 6
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7948 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama follows you even in the virtual world! Join us for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where exes fight over wedding dresses.

    Imagine a world where your ex-wife, who is now a woman, demands your wedding dress back because it’s “her wedding too.” Experience the thrill of navigating through awkward situations and dealing with exes who just won’t let go.

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense arguments, passive-aggressive emails, and meddling friends who just can’t mind their own business. Who knew a simple wedding dress could cause so much chaos?

    Join our server now and experience the ultimate virtual showdown over a dress that holds more emotional baggage than a creeper explosion. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the most absurd Minecraft drama unfold before your very eyes.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ExCrazeYellerCraft

    ExCrazeYellerCraft
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 4196
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 33
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just limited to real life, but also thrives in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this crazy story.

    Looking for a server where you can escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where poking holes in condoms is a thing of the past? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and create without the fear of crazy exes trying to sabotage your virtual relationships.

    Join now and experience the thrill of standing up to drunken exes, defending your beautiful Russian-French wife, and ultimately realizing that family drama can be just as intense in Minecraft as it is in real life. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of a community where loyalty and love conquer all, even in the face of insane accusations and emotional outbursts.

    So come on down to our server and let’s build a world where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next! Join us today and let’s make some memories that are crazier than a drunk ex trying to hit on you at a party.

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  • ExBFFs Minecraft SMP

    ExBFFs Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 2276
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Divine Spears Created: 14
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 39 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world filled with exes who are still friends with each other. Will you be caught in the middle of their drama? Will you have to choose sides in their epic battles over who gets the last enchanted apple? Only time will tell!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama-licious plans?

    So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Just remember, diamonds may be forever, but friendships with exes are even more complicated!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCavities

    CraftyCavities
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 8661
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 23
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Falling into the Void: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Crops Grown: 2271
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, yea u! do u like minecraft? do u like laughing? well then u gotta join this server, cuz we got more laughs than a clown convention!

    imagine this: u log on and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide. yea, we got some crazy mods on this server that will make ur head spin faster than a blender on high speed.

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party we have every friday night? yea, we got glowstone galore and the music is bumpin’ louder than a herd of stampeding cows.

    plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans after thanksgiving dinner. we got players from all over the world coming together to build the most epic structures u’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans.

    so what are u waiting for? join now and let the good times roll like a tumbleweed in the wind. dentist appointments and haircuts can wait, cuz this server is where the real party’s at!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • InsulinDropsMC – No More Needles, Just Drops!

    InsulinDropsMC – No More Needles, Just Drops!
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 5908
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 31 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Ghost Minerโ€™s Tools Found: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 12
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 40 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5

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    yo yo yo, u gotta join dis lit minecraft server cuz we got insulin drops dat make u feel like a superhero! just drop it under yo tongue and boom, u absorb dat shizz like a boss. no mo’ insulin injections, just straight up drops like a gangsta.

    we tested dis stuff on mice and dey were runnin’ around like they just won da lottery. insulin wit a cell-penetrating peptide? dat’s some next level stuff, fam. it reaches yo bloodstream faster dan u can say “minecraft is life”.

    so come join us on dis server and be a part of da insulin revolution. who knew diabetes could be so much fun? let’s get droppin’ and rockin’ in dis crazy world of blocks and drops. ain’t nothin’ stoppin’ us now, we’re on fire like a creeper in a TNT factory. let’s do dis!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Escape Room Simulator 3000: The Hardcore Non-P2W Prison Server OG Classic Edition

    Escape Room Simulator 3000: The Hardcore Non-P2W Prison Server OG Classic Edition
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 2495
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Emeralds Found: 3150 Magic Crystals Found: 6
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    LockedMC Minecraft Server Overview:

    Features
    Anti Pay-To-Win system
    Contraband
    Crypto Mining
    Fun and Interactive Events
    Community Feedback

    Ready to join the fun? Visit LockedMC.com

    Version 1.20.2+ (Bedrock compatible!)

    Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/trappedmc

    Voted Top 10 on Prison Servers of 2024, being the only classic prison server on the list.

    10 best Minecraft Prison servers in 2024 (sportskeeda.com)

    I would definitely recommend checking out this prison server if you are ready to experience a prison like you never have before. I can guarantee the server will welcome you among joining.

    FAQs – LockedMC Minecraft Server:

    Question Answer
    Is the server pay-to-win? No, the server has an Anti Pay-To-Win system in place where donations do not give players unfair advantages.
    What is Contraband in the server? Contraband is a system where players can grow, sell, and trade illegal items to earn money and gain exclusive items.
    Can I passively earn income through Crypto Mining? Yes, the server has a feature where players can use GPUs for mining to earn income passively.
    What kind of events are hosted on LockedMC? Events like Spleef, Walls, Block Party, Sumo, and more are hosted for players to participate in and win prizes.
    How does the server handle community feedback? The server is constantly updated based on suggestions and feedback from the community to provide the best prison experience.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MegaCraft Server – MMG & IntiCreates

    MegaCraft Server – MMG & IntiCreates
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 2606
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 225
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 8890

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further than our server, where every day is Happy Roro Day! Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have custom models that will make your character look so fly, even Endermen will be jealous. And don’t even get us started on our custom menu backgrounds – they’re so epic, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is like the Phantom of the Network meets Legend of the Network, with English fan-localization that will blow your mind. And if you think that’s wild, just wait until you hear about Zook Hero 3 – it’s so insane, it’ll make you question reality. Plus, we’ve got Umbraclaw with Dogvolt boss fight DLC, because who doesn’t love a good boss battle with a furry twist?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that Akira Kitamura is back and he’s got a Mega Man project in the works that’s so top secret, not even the Ender Dragon knows about it. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to love your big butt genki ball, or else… 😉🎮🔥 #HappyRoroDayEdition #MinecraftMadness

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  • BoomCraft Minecraft Server

    BoomCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 1669
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 712069 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 26
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is off the charts with dynamite ratings that will blow your mind! Last week, we had a whopping 787k players and this week we’ve skyrocketed to 1.012M players – that’s a .40 increase, baby!

    Join our server for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and crazy shenanigans. We’ve got exploding pigs, flying llamas, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing creeper. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who can help you find the rarest loot in the game.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and be a part of our epic Minecraft journey. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re scared of having too much fun, that is!

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  • DaughterDontCorrectMeLOL

    DaughterDontCorrectMeLOL
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 8511
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 5950 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 19
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Elemental Crystals Collected: 35
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Epic Battles Fought: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a family vacation with Glenn? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of anger, control freaks, and flushing tampons down the virtual toilet!

    Our server is perfect for those who love a good argument over plumbing etiquette. Just like Glenn, you can educate others on the dangers of flushing feminine products and watch the chaos unfold. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

    Join now and experience the thrill of standing up to your angry uncle, just like Emma did. Show him who’s boss and tell him to “stay in his lane” while you build your virtual empire.

    And don’t worry about disrespectful behavior here – we encourage it! Earn your respect by taking on the control freaks and standing up for what you believe in. Who needs TikTok when you have a Minecraft server full of drama?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the vacation from hell, minus the refund demands. It’s a virtual family feud you won’t want to miss!

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  • BlockyConfessions

    BlockyConfessions
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 7613
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 22
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 25 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and discover a whole new world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last one, but a player can dream, right?).

    But wait, there’s more! Did you know that on our server, you can ride llamas into battle while wearing a chicken suit? It may sound clucky, but trust us, it’s egg-citing!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the wacky adventures begin! Who knows, you might just discover a weird fact about yourself that you never knew before. Like the fact that you have an uncanny ability to tame wild wolves with nothing but a bag of potato chips. Hey, we don’t judge, we just provide the laughs!

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  • UkraineCraft: Oil Refinery Shutdown Minecraft Server

    UkraineCraft: Oil Refinery Shutdown Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 4106
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 68
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Void Armor Forged: 16
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
    Farms Harvested: 236 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Demon Skulls Collected: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly BOOM! A drone from Ukraine comes out of nowhere and blows up a Russian oil refinery. And you’re like, “Whoa, dude, that’s some intense stuff happening in the real world.” But then you realize, wait a minute, this is all happening on this EPIC Minecraft server!

    Join now for the most explosive gameplay you’ll ever experience! Build your own oil refinery and watch out for those pesky Ukrainian drones. Will you be able to defend your precious resources or will you fall victim to a surprise attack? Only one way to find out – join the chaos today! And remember, on this server, anything can happen, even a Ukraine drone strike halting operations at a Russian oil refinery. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

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  • HavanaCraft: Russian Ship Edition

    HavanaCraft: Russian Ship Edition
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 1518
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz guess what? Russian warships are gonna be pullin’ up in Havana next week! And you know what that means? It means we got some INSANE parties happenin’ on this server, like you’ve never seen before! We’re talkin’ block parties with Russian sailors, creeper fireworks, and lava pits for days! Plus, our Cuban officials are all about them ‘friendly relations’, so you know you’ll be in good hands. So come on down and join the fun, cuz this server is gonna be LIT!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • SelfAwareCraft

    SelfAwareCraft
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 8077
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Magic Items Found: 2224 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8
    Divine Scrolls Written: 15 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Villages Defended: 6 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where the pigs wear sunglasses and the chickens can break dance like nobody’s business. we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the djs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

    if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on a flying llama that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to all the players who find the hidden golden carrot.

    we have a special quest where you have to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, but watch out for the evil sheep that guards it. oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? yeah, it’s pretty cool.

    so come join us and experience the most wacky and wild minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who knows, you might even discover just how self-aware you really are.

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