evolving machines Minecraft Servers

evolving machines Minecraft Servers

  • Stone Age to Steve Age

    Stone Age to Steve Age
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 3849
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Divine Scrolls Written: 8 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Potions Brewed: 178
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to a Minecraft server where the only rule is to EVOLVE or get left behind like those poor souls in the 1500s! Join us in a world where opinions are celebrated, unless they go against our emotions, then we’ll just KILL you with kindness… or maybe just with a sword.

    Our machines are evolving faster than we are, but fear not, on this server, you can EVOLVE alongside them! Who needs to think long and hard about the implications of technology when you can just build a giant robot to do it for you?

    So come on, join us on this wild ride of EVOLUTION and KILLING those who dare to have different opinions! Who needs the 1500s when you can have all the chaos and mayhem of 2024 in Minecraft form?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Wasted RAM Minecraft SMP

    Wasted RAM Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 1566
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 42 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP where we believe that an unused RAM is wasted RAM! Why settle for just playing on any old server when you could be experiencing the ultimate Minecraft adventure with us? Our server is so epic that even the creepers are scared to explode because they know they can’t handle the level of awesomeness we bring to the table.

    We have legendary tales of players who have tamed dragons and ridden them into battle against hordes of zombie pigmen. Our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player accidentally build a house on someone else’s land, and instead of getting mad, they became best friends and built a castle together.

    But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players are invited to. Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a hidden lever that opens up a secret passageway to the coolest dance floor you’ve ever seen. The music is bumping, the drinks are flowing (in-game of course), and everyone is doing the floss dance like their lives depend on it.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection, but who’s counting?). Don’t let your RAM go to waste – join us and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Gay Pride Minecraft Server

    Gay Pride Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 9583
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where liking other men is not just accepted, it’s practically mandatory! Because let’s face it, who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can build fabulous rainbow-colored houses and mine for diamonds with your fellow fabulous players?

    But beware, if you’re not feeling the gay vibes, you may find yourself spontaneously bursting into show tunes or developing a sudden obsession with glitter. So come join us and embrace your inner diva, because on this server, being gay is the only way to play!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GF Goals Minecraft SMP

    GF Goals Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 1669
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being forever alone in Minecraft? Join our SMP and you’ll have a better chance of finding a girlfriend who looks like a pixelated goddess! We have a secret love potion plugin that guarantees you’ll find your perfect match within 24 hours of joining. Plus, our resident matchmaker villager has a 100% success rate in setting up couples – just ask Steve and his Enderman girlfriend! Don’t miss out on the chance to find love and diamonds in our crazy SMP.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ChunkyChick Minecraft SMP – Female Fatfur Thread: Anatomy Edition

    ChunkyChick Minecraft SMP – Female Fatfur Thread: Anatomy Edition
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 5205
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6
    Emeralds Found: 3558 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter – /femfat/! Join us for a wild ride through a world where female fatfurs reign supreme. Our previous thread was so lit, even the creepers couldn’t handle it!

    We’ve got writefags dropping stories crazier than a creeper explosion, and our pastebin is filled with more drama than a villager trading scandal. And don’t even get me started on our paid content – kemono.party artists are serving looks hotter than a blaze in the Nether.

    Looking for some juicy anatomy discussions? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here. From thicc thighs to voluptuous curves, we’ve got everything you need to satisfy your wildest Minecraft fantasies.

    So why join /femfat/? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP server where bad anatomy bothers us more than a creeper sneaking up on you in the dark? Join us now and embrace the chaos – just make sure to watch out for those pesky Endermen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Ban Happy Minecraft Server

    Ban Happy Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 3629
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 17
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 809022 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being pushed around by left-wing internet overlords? Do you want to escape the endless sea of interracial porn being forced upon you? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and fight back against the oppressive left-wing regime by building your own virtual world where you are the master of your own destiny. Vote for freedom, vote for fun, vote for our Minecraft server! (Disclaimer: We do not actually condone banning people from the internet or spamming them with porn, that’s just ridiculous)

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • [Tremendous News] Minecraft SMP

    [Tremendous News] Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 1781
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Towns Built: 6
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 1381
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤣 Get ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, our top player Iyo Sky(34) is not just a regular player, she is the God of Joshi wrestling, the biggest draw in the universe, and the soon-to-be WWE Women’s World Champion! She’s cute, pure, strong, and has a great butt (yes, that’s important). Plus, she hates aOSU and is a cat enthusiast – what more could you ask for in a Minecraft SMP leader? Join now and become part of the Iyomaniacs, the most uplifting and hilarious group of players you’ll ever meet! And remember, we are ABSOLUTELY FEARLESS, just like Iyo Sky(34) herself! So come on, join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together! 🌟🐱💪 #IyomaniacsUnite #MinecraftMadness

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AlaradaFantasy Minecraft server

    AlaradaFantasy Minecraft server
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 4713
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 40 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 95 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Dragon Scales Harvested: 187

    New Minecraft Servers

    Magic, races, events, plot, mechanics, crafts, tools, recipes and much more – all this is AlaradaFantasy!

    But that’s not all, but there’s so much that is promising, isn’t it? On our server you really have a lot of possibilities.

    Do you want a regular PVE game?

    For you there is agronomy, fishing, brewing…

    Maybe you want PVP and battle?

    And for you we have classes, magic, skills and abilities…

    Or are you in the travel spirit?

    Not a problem, because you can take quests, study a custom map with beautiful generation, see other people’s cities…

    Or do you want to add your name to the server history?

    And this can be done without any problems, because there will be story events, events, battles, cities, politics for you…

    mc.alarada-fantasy.ru

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Pirate Adventure Minecraft Server

    Blocky Pirate Adventure Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 8993
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is actually a secret pirate ship sailing through the vast ocean of Minecraftia. We pillage villages, plunder treasure, and battle sea monsters all while building epic bases on the deck of our ship.

    2. The captain of our ship is none other than Luffy from One Piece! Yes, you heard that right. He leads us on wild adventures, searching for the legendary One Piece treasure while fighting off rival pirate crews.

    3. Our server is so intense that we have our own daily One Piece chapter releases. That’s right, you can read the latest manga chapters while mining for diamonds and battling creepers. How cool is that?

    So what are you waiting for? Jump aboard our pirate ship Minecraft server and join us on the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience! Just be prepared for epic battles, hidden treasures, and maybe even a run-in with a kraken or two. See you on the high seas, matey!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • World Series Minecraft SMP

    World Series Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 6239
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But that’s not all, oh no! They also encountered a group of friendly llamas who led them on a wild adventure through a secret underground cave system filled with rare ores and dangerous mobs. And just when they thought things couldn’t get any crazier, they found themselves in a PvP battle against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying chickens!

    So, if you want to experience epic loot, bizarre animal encounters, and insane PvP battles, then come join our Minecraft SMP and see what kind of wacky adventures await you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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