Stone Age to Steve Age

age, contrary opinions, crucifixion, emotions, Empathetic, Ethics, Evolution, evolving machines, human evolution, kill, Machines, middle ages, Passengers, people in 1500s, people in 2024, progress, religious savages, Smart, society, steve, STONE, Technology, wrong opinions

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3661
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	313	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Magic Items Found:	8122	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to a Minecraft server where the only rule is to EVOLVE or get left behind like those poor souls in the 1500s! Join us in a world where opinions are celebrated, unless they go against our emotions, then we’ll just KILL you with kindness… or maybe just with a sword.

Our machines are evolving faster than we are, but fear not, on this server, you can EVOLVE alongside them! Who needs to think long and hard about the implications of technology when you can just build a giant robot to do it for you?

So come on, join us on this wild ride of EVOLUTION and KILLING those who dare to have different opinions! Who needs the 1500s when you can have all the chaos and mayhem of 2024 in Minecraft form?

MovieSMP_CharSelect

Acting, anime character, Antagonist, COSPLAY, dream come true, dream job, dream role, fantasy role, favorite character, fictional character, Hero, iconic character, imagination, movie character, MovieSMP_CharSelect, opportunity, Protagonist, Role Model, role-play, series character, wish fulfillment

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	672
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrrrr. Like, I heard that if you join, you get to play as your favorite movie, series, or anime character. Like, imagine being Iron Man and flying around shooting creepers with your repulsor beams. Or being Naruto and using your ninja skills to build the sickest base ever.

And get this, there’s this secret underground city where only the elite players can go. I heard that there’s a hidden treasure chest with like, a million diamonds in it. And if you find it, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs.

Plus, the admin is this super cool dude who dresses up as a wizard and grants wishes to anyone who can beat him in a build battle. I heard that someone wished for a house made entirely out of cake and the admin actually made it happen.

So yeah, if you want to have the most epic, hilarious, and insane Minecraft experience of your life, you HAVE to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BirthdayBlunderCraft

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4688
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of forgetting important dates and scrambling to find a last-minute gift for your special someone? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join us and you’ll have access to our exclusive “Birthday Forget-Me-Not” plugin, which automatically generates a virtual gift for your loved one whenever you forget their birthday. From diamond swords to enchanted armor, we’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Cupid’s Arrow” minigame, where players can compete to win the heart of their crush by shooting them with arrows of love. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure on the server that holds the key to eternal happiness and unlimited diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft server today and never worry about forgetting a birthday gift again!

CraftyCreeper8Billion

$8 billion, arms sale, arms transfer, biden, Congress, CraftyCreeper8Billion, Defense, defense budget, defense industry, foreign policy, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military aid, military support, Notification, political news, SECURITY, united states, weapons deal, weapons procurement

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3326
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Secret Passages Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ores Mined:	2806	Infinity Stones Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we sell $8 billion arms to israel!! we got diamond swords for days and creepers that explode like fireworks! build your own white house and declare yourself president of the server! watch out for the zombie pigmen, they’re secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of chickens! join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

Chimp Genes vs Human Brains

brain development, Brains, chimp, chimpanzees, comparative biology, comparative genomics, Evolution, evolutionary genetics, gene expression, gene regulation, Genes, Genetic differences, genetic diversity, genetic similarities, Genetic specialization, genome, Human, human brain, human evolution, neurobiology, Primate genetics, specialization, Upregulated genes

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9081
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

yo, u ever wonder why humans r so much smarter than chimps? well, it’s cuz we got more upregulated genes, bro. and u know what else has more upregulated genes? our minecraft server! join us and level up ur brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. who needs a chimp when u can have a diamond sword? come join the evolution of gaming on our server and see why humans truly are the superior species.

AussieSMP

AussieSMP, ban evasion, Chunks, Community, Contraptions, Creative Server, Economy, Entities, Golden Shovel, Griefing, Land claiming, latency, Network, new zealand, Npc, Redstone, rules, smp, teleports, Trading, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1007
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

IP	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord Invite Link	https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/other/discord
Apply Here	https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/apply-now

AussieSMP

The AussieSMP is an Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is a whitelisted application-based server. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with some extra quality of life features like teleports and player trading.

Features:

The server is running the latest version of Minecraft.
Main focus is on Vanilla mechanics with minimal modifications.
Decently sized shopping area for player trading.
Teleport commands for easy navigation.
Land claiming system for protecting builds.
Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets.
Part of a growing network with a creative server.
External resources such as livestreams, Discord, and a wiki.

Rules

Don’t be a dick
No griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Use common sense

If you’re looking for a friendly Minecraft server with a welcoming community, AussieSMP is the place for you.

FAQ

How can I join the server?

To join the server, you need to apply using the link provided above. The server is whitelisted, so you will need to fill out an application form.

Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, there are rules listed above that you must adhere to while playing on the server. Failure to follow these rules may result in your removal from the community.

Is the server purely vanilla or are there additional features?

The server is mostly vanilla with some quality of life features such as teleport commands, player trading, and a land claiming system. It aims to maintain the essence of Vanilla Minecraft while enhancing the gameplay experience.

What can I expect from the community on AussieSMP?

The community on AussieSMP is friendly and welcoming to new players. There is a strong emphasis on teamwork, trading, and building a vibrant in-game economy. Players are encouraged to collaborate and explore the server together.

Is there a Discord server for AussieSMP?

Yes, there is a Discord server for AussieSMP where players can chat, find out about future plans for the server, and participate in community events. The Discord invite link is provided above.

Chrono Portal 1.21

1970s, 1974, 4chan, Archive, archives, Boston archives, Boston library, Boston Phoenix, Chrono, confirmation, Creative, discovery, historical, humor, investigation, newspaper ad, Portal, prank, reference, shits and giggles, time travel, time traveler

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5555
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a trip through time and space, where 4chan references exist in 1974 newspaper ads!

Experience the thrill of uncovering hidden secrets from the past while building epic structures in a virtual world.

Who needs a Boston library when you can explore history while crafting and mining with your friends?

Don’t miss out on this mind-bending adventure – join now and prepare to question everything you thought you knew about reality!

ChildSupportCraft

absentee parent, adhd, autism, child services, child support, ChildSupportCraft, court agreement, custody, Divorce, Emotional support, enforcement, family dynamics, financial burden, financial responsibility, legal action, neglect, odd, parental responsibilities, scoliosis, single mother, special needs

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9930
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a soap opera!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers and zombies while navigating through the insane stories of our players. From single moms taking on deadbeat dads to exes moving across the country to avoid child support, our server is filled with drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?

HypeGoneMinecraft SMP

anticipation, Buzz, disappeared, Disappointment, fad, Failed, fizzle out, flash in the pan, Flop, Forgotten, gone, hype, HypeGoneMinecraft, next big thing, obsolete, once popular, overhyped, short lived, smp, trend, Trendsetter, VANISHED

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4649
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

OMG guys, have you heard about this super epic Minecraft SMP server that was supposed to be the next big thing but then just vanished into thin air like my ex-girlfriend’s sanity? It was like the holy grail of SMPs, with diamond-encrusted pigs flying around and villagers doing the cha-cha slide all day long. But then one day, POOF! It was gone faster than my willpower to resist eating a whole cake in one sitting.

But fear not, my fellow blockheads, because I have found a new server that is even more lit than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. This server has unicorns as mounts, dragons as pets, and a secret underground lair where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, the owner is a literal wizard who can turn dirt blocks into stacks of diamonds with just a flick of his wand (not a euphemism).

So come join us on this wild ride of a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you do, in which case, blame it on the lag. #YOLOminecraft #blockparty #whatisrealityanyway

CraftyRejectCraft

avoiding embarrassment, communication skills, CraftyRejectCraft, dating tips, declining a proposal, declining gracefully, emotional intelligence, handling rejection, polite decline, refusing a proposal, refusing without embarrassment, rejecting a proposal, rejection without hurting feelings, relationship advice, respectful rejection, saying no politely, saying no to a proposal, sensitive communication, social etiquette, tactful refusal, turning down a proposal

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7840
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
New Chunks Explored:	465987	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Are you tired of awkwardly turning down marriage proposals in Minecraft? Look no further! Join our server where we have a special “Reject Proposal” button that explodes fireworks and sends a message in the chat saying “It’s not you, it’s me… and the creeper that just blew up behind you.” Guaranteed to make rejecting proposals a blast! Join now for a chance to break hearts and blow up creepers in style!

Luminescent Nano Toggle Server

advancement, Breakthrough, Dark, data storage, discovery, efficiency, information processing, innovation, Light, Luminescent, luminescent nanocrystals, materials science, Memory, Nano, next generation, optical computing, photonics, quantum computing, research, Server, SPEED, Technology, toggle, toggled

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1452
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got luminescent nanocrystals dat can like, change from light to dark in a snap! it’s like magic but in minecraft, yo. imagine building a whole castle dat can switch colors with just a flick of a switch! you’ll be the envy of all da other players, trust me. plus, we got epic mini-games where you can race against time to collect as many luminescent nanocrystals as possible. it’s a wild ride, i tell ya. so come on over and be part of dis optical computing and memory revolution in minecraft!

New Minecraft Servers 2025

evolving machines Minecraft Servers

Stone Age to Steve Age

MovieSMP_CharSelect

BirthdayBlunderCraft

CraftyCreeper8Billion

Chimp Genes vs Human Brains

AussieSMP

AussieSMP

Features:

Rules

FAQ

How can I join the server?

Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Is the server purely vanilla or are there additional features?

What can I expect from the community on AussieSMP?

Is there a Discord server for AussieSMP?

Chrono Portal 1.21

ChildSupportCraft

HypeGoneMinecraft SMP

Luminescent Nano Toggle Server