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GrainCrafters: Syriously Funny Delivery

conflict zone, Crisis Support, Delivery, emergency response, food aid, food security, FOREIGN AID, funny, global solidarity, grain delivery, grain shipment, GrainCrafters, humanitarian assistance, humanitarian programme, humanitarian relief, international aid, International cooperation, Middle East crisis, relief efforts, Syria, Syrian refugees, Syriously, Ukrainian grain, war-torn country

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1975
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4818	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	88
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have 500 tonnes of Ukrainian grain arriving in Syria on December 31st! Why, you ask? Because our players are so hungry for adventure that we’re sending food to virtual countries! Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a humanitarian program in a blocky world? Join now and help us feed the pixelated villagers before they starve to death (not really, they respawn)! Let’s make Minecraft great again, one grain at a time!

Otter Eats Crab Land

California, coastal ecosystems, conservation efforts, crab, crab problem, Eats, ecological balance, environmental impact, European green crabs, Hungry sea otters, invasive species, invasive species management, Land, Marine Biology, marine ecosystems, marine wildlife, new study, Otter, otter diet, predator-prey dynamics, researchers, southern sea otters, wildlife conservation

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4410
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Emeralds Found:	7803	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where sea otters are the rulers and they are taking a BITE out of all the invasive crabs! these otters are HUNGRY for some crabby goodness and they need YOUR help to chow down on those pesky green crabs.

we estimate that these otters are chomping down on up to 120,000 crabs a year, that’s a LOT of crab legs! imagine the feasts we could have together, all thanks to our adorable otter overlords.

so come on over and join the fun, help the otters satisfy their insatiable hunger for crab and maybe even catch a glimpse of them in action. who knew saving the environment could be so deliciously entertaining? 😉🦀🌊

DarkTell || Best flat RP countries || Minecraft server self-recordings

Community, Cool features, Countries, custom plugin, darktell, DEFEND, Economy, flat RP countries, Fun, gomc, Good administration, Help, law-abiding citizen, minecraft server, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, Pirate, president, PvE, Quests, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Russian, Self-recordings, Server, virtual world

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8520
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mines Excavated:	3764
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Secret Passages Found:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Farms Harvested:	589
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

The best server for flat RP countries in Minecraft! We have our own custom plugin, good administration, and a sea of cool features! Come to us, join the country, and become a real president who will rule his personal country! Or you can become a real law-abiding citizen of your beloved country, and stand up for the right to defend and help your relatives! Your choice – darktell.gomc.fun

ip38.ip-54-38-48.eu:25790

Mystic Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Circumstances, consequences, Developments, Events, experiences, Happenings, incidents, INSTANCES, long tail tags, mystic, Occurrences.., outcomes, phenomena, Realm, Results, Scenarios, Situations, what happens here

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7926
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	236	Buildings Constructed:	45
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Void Gems Collected:	33	Animals Bred:	174
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Come join our server, where pigs fly and cows dance the cha-cha!

Experience a world where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding in your face.

Build a house made entirely of cake and ride a unicorn into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

You’ll never be bored on our server, where the sky is purple and the grass sings show tunes.

So come on down and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you questioning your sanity.

SmolenskFireCraft

aerial assault, crisis management., damage assessment, Disaster Recovery, emergency response, emergency services, environmental disaster, Fire, firefighting, fuel storage, hazardous materials, international incident, military conflict, news headline, oil depot, russia, security breach, Smolensk region, SmolenskFireCraft, Ukrainian drone attack

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8525
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

LOL come join our Minecraft server where we got more explosions than a Russian oil depot on fire in Smolensk! We got Ukrainian drones dropping TNT everywhere, it’s a real blast! Literally!

Join us for some chaotic fun as we recreate the chaos of war in Minecraft. Build your own drone army and rain down destruction on your enemies. Who needs peace when you can have explosions, amirite?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Just don’t blame us if your house gets blown up by a rogue drone. It’s all part of the fun!

Pixel Crafted Land 1.20.4

1.20.4, 92604922, crafted, Land, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6866
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Buildings Constructed:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Divine Spears Created:	25	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Void Gems Collected:	40	Star Shards Collected:	163

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

You’ll be mining and crafting like a boss, slaying creepers and building epic structures that will make your friends jelly.

Plus, the community is lit AF, full of cool peeps who will have your back when the zombies come knocking.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

CraftyCarCo: JapVsUSReliability

American car companies, Automotive Industry, brand reputation, Competition, consumer preferences, consumer trust., cost efficiency, CraftyCarCo, customer satisfaction, global competition., incentives, industry trends, Japanese brands, JapVsUSReliability, long-term reliability, manufacturing standards, market demand, market share, product development, Quality Control, Reliability, technological advancements

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1188
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Void Armor Forged:	26	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Divine Spears Created:	30

Tired of your car breaking down every time you try to drive to the grocery store? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server!

Our server is like a magical land where cars never break down and you can drive to the ends of the earth without a care in the world. We’ve got redstone-powered engines that never run out of gas, diamond-plated tires that never pop, and creeper-proof armor to protect you from any unexpected explosions.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground race track where you can test your driving skills against the toughest mobs in the game. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is the reigning champion, but if you can beat him, you’ll win a prize beyond your wildest dreams.

So why waste your time and money on unreliable American cars when you can join our Minecraft server and drive into the sunset without a care in the world? Join us now and start your epic car adventure today!

CovidCraft: China Edition

China, China’s responsibility, coronavirus, Covid origins, Covid-19, CovidCraft, data sharing, Data transparency, Edition, global health, health crisis, information sharing, International cooperation, investigation, origins investigation, pandemic, public health, transparency, virus origins, Who, World Health Organization

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3798
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

LOL this server is like a mystery box of craziness, just like China not sharing their Covid origins data for five whole years! Join us and uncover the secrets of this wacky world where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. Who knows what you’ll find, maybe even the cure for the common blocky cold! So come on, don’t be a square, join us and let’s unravel the mysteries together!

Viral Ad Blitz Minecraft

ad campaign, advertising, audience engagement, audience reach, Blitz, brand awareness, Budget, commercials, companies, Competition, consumer behavior, creativity, Digital Marketing, Marketing, Minecraft, Promotion, roi, social media, strategic planning, super bowl, television, viral

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7219
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31

yo, u ever seen them super bowl ads? they spend all this cash on one ad but if they put that same energy into all their ads, they’d be famous af. imagine if they advertised our server like that, we’d have so many players we wouldn’t know what to do with them all. come join us and be part of the madness, we promise you won’t regret it. plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs. true story.

SCP SITE-19

Chat, Community, Discord, Events, facility, Lag, Longplay, Minecraft, OWNER, paid off, ping spikes, player-SCPs, Roleplay, Scp, Server, Session, Site19, surface area, Tasks, Underground, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2730
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Animals Bred:	82

Server Overview

Name	SITE-19 Roleplay Server
Description	“SITE-19” is a just released Minecraft RP server, where players can roleplay as members of the SCP Foundation. Features a large underground facility and surface area for gameplay events.
Server Type	Vanilla server with no lag or ping spikes
Owner	Owner has personally funded the server
Planned Events	Longplay full site roleplay sessions with player-SCPs and tasks
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the server?	The server is based on the SCP Foundation universe for roleplaying.
Is the server vanilla or modded?	The server is vanilla, ensuring smooth gameplay with no lag.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server using the provided link and follow the instructions.
Are there planned events on the server?	Yes, the server plans to host longplay full site roleplay sessions with player-SCPs and tasks.
Who funded the server?	The owner has personally funded the server for smooth operation.