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Neoproterozoic Life Survivors

800 million years ago, Algae, amoebae, ANCESTORS, ancient life, Animals, Biodiversity, classical theory, Diverse, earth’s history, Evolution, evolutionary timeline, glaciations, Life, life on earth, Lineages, Neoproterozoic, Neoproterozoic period, planet, Plants, scientific discovery, Study finds, survivors

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7781
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Votes:	8958	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Mines Excavated:	1541	Holy Grails Found:	2

LOL U WANNA KNOW WHERE ALL DA AMOEBAS AND PLANTS AND ANIMALS CAME FROM? JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U CAN SEE FOR URSELF! WE GOT AMOEBAS DOIN’ THE MACARENA, PLANTS DROPPIN’ BEATS, AND ANIMALS DOIN’ BACKFLIPS!

DIS SERVER BE LIKE A TIME MACHINE TO 800 MILLION YEARS AGO, WHEN EVERYTHING WAS WILD AND WACKY! WE SURVIVED TWO GLACIATIONS, SO U KNOW WE TOUGH AS NAILS! JOIN US AND BE PART OF DA CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! #YOLO #MINECRAFTMADNESS

PixelLife: 1.5B Years Early

1.5B, Ancient, ancient life, biology, complex life, Development, discovery, Early, Earth, earth history, Evolution, evolutionary timeline, fossil record, History, Organisms, Origin, PixelLife, research, Scientific, theory, Timeline, Years

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2072
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Emeralds Found:	8763
Dragon Scales Harvested:	203	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u find out that life on earth actually started, like, 1.5 billion years earlier than scientists thought! crazy, right? so, like, if u wanna be part of this mind-blowing discovery, u gotta join this server and see for urself. who knows, maybe u’ll find ancient civilizations or, like, dinosaurs roaming around. it’s gonna be, like, totally insane, dude. so, like, what are u waiting for? join now and be part of this epic journey through time and space. it’s gonna be, like, out of this world, man!

LebCraft BoomPager Iran

Ambassador, Attack, BoomPager, Conflict, diplomatic incident, Embassy, explosion, injured, international relations, iran, Iran’s, lebanon, LebCraft, Mehr news agency, MIDDLE EAST, Middle Eastern affairs, News, pager, Politics, security threat, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7805
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8

lol come join our minecraft server where even the iranian ambassador got injured by a pager explosion!! if that doesn’t make you wanna play, i don’t know what will!! we have explosions, drama, and chaos galore on this server. come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about. plus, who knows what other crazy shenanigans will happen next?? join now for a wild ride like no other!!

Soda Pain, Java Relief

#pd, carbonated soft drinks, chinese women, coffee intake, java, menstrual pain, Pain, primary dysmenorrhea, Reduce, Relief, Severity, Soda, study, WORSENS

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6859
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Divine Spears Created:	26
Void Gems Collected:	23	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32

HEY U, YEAH U, U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL U, WE GOT THE WILDEST SHIZZ GOIN ON HERE!

SO GET DIS, WE GOT A STUDY DAT SAYS DRINKIN CARBONATED DRINKS MAKES U FEEL MORE PAIN DURING UR PERIOD, BUT IF U DRINK COFFEE, U FEEL BETTER! SO LIKE, IF U JOIN OUR SERVER, U CAN DRINK ALL THE COFFEE U WANT AND NEVER FEEL PAIN AGAIN!

PLUS, WE GOT PIGS FLYIN AROUND, CREEPERS DANCIN TO THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET DIAMOND MINE FILLED WITH UNICORNS! YEAH, UNICORNS!

SO WHAT R U WAITIN FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! #COFFEEMAKESYOUSTRONG #UNICORNSRULE

VANILLA SERVER WITHOUT RULES FOR 1.21.1 Minecraft server

000, 000 by 20, 1.21.1, 20, banner, BLOCK, Ip:, Lazy, Map, MCNR, mcnr.xyz, Minecraft, No Rules, Server, Vanilla, vanilla server, Version

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2321
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Potions Brewed:	185
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

MinecraftNoRules or MCNR is a vanilla server with no rules and a 20,000 by 20,000 block map on version 1.21.1IP: mcnr.xyz

mcnr.xyz

Prosper SMP: Where creepers knock before exploding! 1.21, Age 16+! Join for chaos and questionable decision-making! 🤪

#DecisionMaking, age, anarchy server, build projects, Chaos, Community, CREEPERS, Dedicated, discord server, Exploding, games, gaming interests, Griefers, hackers, invite, Join, join Discord, Knock, Link, Mature, Minecraft, new members, Players, Prosper, Questionable, respectful, rules, smp, Variety, welcome

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6911
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Features:
Tightly knit community
Dedicated players
Discord server for other games
Major build projects
Friendly and mature community

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

Question	Answer
What kind of server is this?	This is a Minecraft SMP server with a strong community focus.
Are there any rules?	We are light on rules but do not tolerate hackers or griefers. Respect for other players is key.
Do I need to join the Discord server?	Yes, all members must join the Discord server to access the Minecraft server.

Join our Discord server!

Crafty Creeper Minecraft Server

advice, Anonymity, brain development, compulsory, conflicted, Crafty, creeper, Decision making, Ethics, family, illegal, law, little brother, military service, Minecraft, Plug, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Server, sharing, Swiss anon, Trouble, University, Weed

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2147
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Emeralds Found:	1408

>Join our Minecraft server and escape the stress of real life like this Swiss anon trying to navigate the complexities of sibling relationships and drug use! >Build your own virtual world where weed is legal and your little brother can’t steal your plug’s contact information because he’s too busy mining for diamonds. >Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own insane stories on our server? Join now and let your imagination run wild!

De_Crafty_Potato_Minecraft_SMP

comparison, computing, criticism, Customization, De_Crafty_Potato_Minecraft_SMP, design, Development, Features, Frustration, FUNCTIONALITY, innovation, linux, MacOS, open source, operating system, Performance, software, Technology, usability, user experience, user interface

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6911
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Votes:	5737	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Are you tired of boring, vomit-inducing Linux servers? Do you crave a well-developed, beautiful, and REAL Minecraft SMP experience like the MacOS masterpiece? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories, like the time our admin rode a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of creepers. Or how about the time we built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat just because we felt like it?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the land granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines.

So why settle for a boring Linux server when you can join us for a truly outrageous Minecraft SMP experience? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

CousinPayback Minecraft Server

70s, aita, Borrowed, Bury, cousin, CousinPayback, dad, family, home, Home-Base, life insurance, miles away, Minecraft, MONEY, overjoyed., pay back, phone call, secret, Server, Siblings, Truck, trucking

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6238
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Star Shards Collected:	179
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8051	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you’re driving a truck on a road in Minecraft and suddenly you get a phone call from your cousin who “borrowed” money from your virtual dad. But don’t worry, this server is so wild that your virtual dad didn’t even expect to get the money back! And get this – there’s no life insurance in this virtual world, so you better start building up your virtual wealth before it’s too late.

Join our server and experience the thrill of virtual family drama, secret money borrowing, and unexpected generosity. Who knows, you might even find yourself living with your cousin in a different virtual state if things really go south. But hey, at least you’ll have a home base for all your virtual trucking adventures!

So why wait? Join our server now and start living out outrageous stories that you never thought possible in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless your virtual dad finds out about your secret dealings, that is).

WeddingCraft2021

anxiety, Boundaries, bride, celebration, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Confrontation, Expectations, family, groom, guest list, in-laws, Marriage, resolution, stress, Support, tradition, Understanding, Wedding, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1835
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ores Mined:	1771
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of dealing with crazy in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wedding experience like no other.

Imagine a wedding where your in-laws insist on inviting 300 guests, even though you only know 80 people. But don’t worry, because on our server, you can invite as many or as few guests as you want to your virtual wedding!

Experience the thrill of standing up to your in-laws and declaring that it’s your wedding and you won’t go if they don’t compromise. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic?

Join now for a wedding planning adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. And remember, on our server, the bride always gets her ice cream with strawberries, no matter what.

KidzGoneWild Minecraft SMP

Age-Appropriate Content, children’s media, children’s movies, children’s programming, children’s television, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate content, inappropriate imagery, inappropriate language, inappropriate marketing, inappropriate material, inappropriate messages, inappropriate themes, kids content, kids entertainment, kids media, kids programming, kids shows, KidzGoneWild, Minecraft, parental control, parental guidance, smp

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6987
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our server was invaded by a horde of evil chickens wearing top hats and monocles. They demanded that all players must wear clown costumes and juggle potatoes while building their bases. It was madness, I tell you!

But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, you will also find hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical cookies that grant you the power of flight. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing llamas.

So come join us on this wild and wacky journey, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the absurdity. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Blocktopia: The Ultimate Escape

blocktopia, career, dreams, Escape, FAITH, family, Friends, fulfillment, goals, Gratitude, Happiness, Hope, inspiration, love, mental health, motivation, positivity, purpose, reasons to live, resilience, self improvement, Support, Ultimate

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6021
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	79	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

To join our Minecraft server, of course! Our server is like no other, with endless possibilities and adventures waiting for you. Need a reason to keep on living? Look no further than our server, where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a llama into battle against an army of creepers, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard that right – a dance-off with a dragon! So why waste your time pondering the meaning of life when you could be having the time of your life on our server? Join now and let the craziness begin!