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Evolutionary Psychology

  • Wifejack Minecraft SMP: The Right Wing Issue Today

    Wifejack Minecraft SMP: The Right Wing Issue Today

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a community that is as wild and unpredictable as the pick up artist community! Join us as we navigate through the treacherous waters of evolutionary psychology and try to pick up blocks instead of women. Our players have mastered the art of “block game” and have developed techniques to make those diamonds believe they are high status ores with “block game.” Love is a foreign concept here, as we scoff at the Disney version and focus on our mining skills instead.

    But beware, there are some players on the right wing who believe in traditional conservatism and think that if we just become more conservative, all our hypergamous problems will disappear. Ha! We know better than that. We embrace the contradictions and chaos of our community, where loyalty is as rare as a pink sheep. So if you’re ready to join a server where logic goes out the window and the only thing that matters is your block game skills, then come join us! Who needs love when you have diamonds, right?

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  • Evolved Pixels Minecraft Server

    Evolved Pixels Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the Stone Age? Well, get ready to take the next step in evolution with our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly grew wings and started flying around like a majestic Minecraft eagle. And that’s not all – they also gained the ability to shoot fireballs from their hands and summon an army of friendly creepers to do their bidding. All because they joined our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Joining our server will also grant you the power to turn any block into a giant rainbow unicorn that poops out diamonds. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays eggs made of pure gold?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a whole new level of Minecraft insanity! Who needs reality when you can have rainbow unicorns and diamond chickens, am I right?

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  • Mate Value Power Play

    Mate Value Power Play

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server, where you can be the ultimate power player and have all the ladies (or dudes) swooning over you! we have magical powers that will make you feel like a god among mere mortals. you’ll be so irresistible that everyone will be lining up to be your minecraft bae.

    our server is so lit that even if you already have a minecraft partner, you’ll be tempted to stray because you’ll feel like you deserve someone even better. it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding right before your very eyes, but in blocky pixel form.

    so come on over and experience the thrill of being the most desired player on the server. who needs loyalty when you can have all the options in the world? join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your heart broken).

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  • InstinctCraft Minecraft Server

    InstinctCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers that make you question the meaning of life? Look no further, because our Minecraft server will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about morality and instincts!

    Join us and experience the thrill of praising things like sexual abstinence and self-sacrifice while building your virtual world. Who needs self-preservation when you can have selfless dedication to your pixelated family/nation/ideals?

    Forget about survival of the fittest, on our server, it’s all about survival of the most morally conflicted. So come on, join us and let your instincts run wild in ways you never thought possible!

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  • Jungle Gym Jamboree

    Jungle Gym Jamboree

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we swing from jungle gyms and monkey bars like true apes and early humans! our playground equipment is off the charts, giving you the ultimate risky play experience that will exercise your biological need for adventure!

    explore our virtual world and unleash your inner primate as you swing, jump, and climb your way to victory! who needs childhood development when you can have a blast swinging through the trees like tarzan on steroids?!

    don’t miss out on the anthropological fun, join us now and let your inner ape run wild!

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  • Pixelated Faces R Us

    Pixelated Faces R Us

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, yeah u, do u like looking at human faces? well do i have the server for u! this server is so crazy, u r more likely to see a human face than hear a human voice. i know, mind blown, right? join now for the chance to see all the human faces u could ever want. who needs voices anyway when u have faces to look at? come join the madness now!

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  • PhotogenicCraft

    PhotogenicCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, if u wanna be part of the coolest minecraft server ever, then come join us cuz we have the most photogenic players around! like, seriously, our players are so good looking that scientists are saying it’s gonna affect evolution! imagine being part of a server where u can say u helped shape the future of humanity just by playing minecraft! plus, we have the craziest stories and adventures that will have u laughing so hard u might pee your pants. so come join us and be part of something epic!

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  • EatsMCserver: uses you as a food source

    EatsMCserver: uses you as a food source

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player? Well, on our server, we take things to a whole new level! Why join us, you ask? Because we have a unique feature where the server uses you as a food source! That’s right, instead of hunting for animals or farming crops, you can just stand still and let the server feed off your energy. It’s a win-win situation – you get to play Minecraft and the server gets a delicious snack! So come join us and become a tasty treat for our hungry server!

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  • CraftyMates: Where Brains, Stability & Bling Meet

    CraftyMates: Where Brains, Stability & Bling Meet

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where men can show off their physical attractiveness and health by building the most ripped and muscular characters in the game! ladies, show off your intelligence and emotional stability by outsmarting all the boys in epic battles and challenges! who needs earning potential when you can dominate the virtual world with your mad skills?! join now for a gender-bending adventure like no other!

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  • CraftyLonelySurvival

    CraftyLonelySurvival

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up, ya’ll! This Minecraft server is where you wanna be if you wanna survive like a boss! The Evolutionary Theory of Loneliness (ETL) says that you gotta belong to stay alive, and what better place to belong than our crazy server?

    We did two studies with like 1,609 players and found out that loneliness leads to more nightmares. But don’t worry, we got your back! Join our server and say goodbye to those bad dreams! Stress might mess with your nightmare frequency, but on our server, you’ll be stress-free and living the dream!

    So come on, join us and be a part of the most epic Minecraft community ever! Let’s show those nightmares who’s boss and have a blast together! Don’t be lonely, be a part of our wild and wacky server family!

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