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Jungle Gym Jamboree

100 years, anthropologists, Apes, biological need, childhood development, childhood play, cognitive development., early humans, evolutionary psychology, gym, Jamboree, JUNGLE, jungle gym, monkey bars, motor skills, outdoor play, patented, physical activity, physical education, playground equipment, risky play, sensory play, Social Skills

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1677
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	984820
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we swing from jungle gyms and monkey bars like true apes and early humans! our playground equipment is off the charts, giving you the ultimate risky play experience that will exercise your biological need for adventure!

explore our virtual world and unleash your inner primate as you swing, jump, and climb your way to victory! who needs childhood development when you can have a blast swinging through the trees like tarzan on steroids?!

don’t miss out on the anthropological fun, join us now and let your inner ape run wild!

Pixelated Faces R Us

Attention, auditory processing, auditory stimuli, Cognitive science, Communication, evolutionary psychology, faces, facial recognition, Human Behavior, human face, human likeness, human voice, Perception, pixelated, Psychology, sensory preferences, sensory processing, sensory stimuli, social cues, visual dominance, visual stimuli, vocal recognition

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8602
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	New Chunks Explored:	666962
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

hey u, yeah u, do u like looking at human faces? well do i have the server for u! this server is so crazy, u r more likely to see a human face than hear a human voice. i know, mind blown, right? join now for the chance to see all the human faces u could ever want. who needs voices anyway when u have faces to look at? come join the madness now!

PhotogenicCraft

Appearance, attractiveness, dating apps, digital age, Evolution, evolutionary psychology, genetic inheritance, genetic variation, genetics, heritable trait, MATE SELECTION, natural selection, online dating, photogenic, PhotogenicCraft, physical traits, selfie culture, social influence, social media, Technology, visual appeal

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1827
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Towns Built:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

so, like, if u wanna be part of the coolest minecraft server ever, then come join us cuz we have the most photogenic players around! like, seriously, our players are so good looking that scientists are saying it’s gonna affect evolution! imagine being part of a server where u can say u helped shape the future of humanity just by playing minecraft! plus, we have the craziest stories and adventures that will have u laughing so hard u might pee your pants. so come join us and be part of something epic!

EatsMCserver: uses you as a food source

Animal Behavior, biological competition, ecological balance, ecosystem dynamics, emuses, Environmental Science, evolutionary biology, evolutionary psychology, Food, food chain, food web, interspecies interactions, natural selection, pEatsMCserver, predator behavior, predator-prey relationship, prey adaptation, sourceemp, species coevolution, Survival of the Fittest, symbiotic relationship, uses you as a food source, wildlife ecology, zoology

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1392
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	135	Endless Night Skies:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player? Well, on our server, we take things to a whole new level! Why join us, you ask? Because we have a unique feature where the server uses you as a food source! That’s right, instead of hunting for animals or farming crops, you can just stand still and let the server feed off your energy. It’s a win-win situation – you get to play Minecraft and the server gets a delicious snack! So come join us and become a tasty treat for our hungry server!

CraftyMates: Where Brains, Stability & Bling Meet

attractiveness standards, bling, Brains, CraftyMates, Earning Potential, emotional stability, evolutionary biology, evolutionary psychology, fertility indicators, gender differences, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, health, Human Behavior, intelligence, mate choice, MATE SELECTION, mate value, material support, Meet, partner preferences, physical attractiveness, relationship preferences, reproductive success, Stability

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8645
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	25
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Animals Bred:	84	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where men can show off their physical attractiveness and health by building the most ripped and muscular characters in the game! ladies, show off your intelligence and emotional stability by outsmarting all the boys in epic battles and challenges! who needs earning potential when you can dominate the virtual world with your mad skills?! join now for a gender-bending adventure like no other!

CraftyLonelySurvival

alertness, belonging, coping mechanisms, CraftyLonelySurvival, ETL, evolutionary psychology, Evolutionary Theory of Loneliness, Frequency, Loneliness, mental health, Nightmares, overthinking, Psychological, psychological effects, research, Sleep, social connection, stress, study, Survival, well-being

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8668
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Yo, listen up, ya’ll! This Minecraft server is where you wanna be if you wanna survive like a boss! The Evolutionary Theory of Loneliness (ETL) says that you gotta belong to stay alive, and what better place to belong than our crazy server?

We did two studies with like 1,609 players and found out that loneliness leads to more nightmares. But don’t worry, we got your back! Join our server and say goodbye to those bad dreams! Stress might mess with your nightmare frequency, but on our server, you’ll be stress-free and living the dream!

So come on, join us and be a part of the most epic Minecraft community ever! Let’s show those nightmares who’s boss and have a blast together! Don’t be lonely, be a part of our wild and wacky server family!

PandaCraft: Survival of the Cutest

adaptation, Animal Behavior, Biodiversity, conservation, cuteness, CUTEST, ecology, Endangered species, Environmental Science, Evolution, evolution theory, evolutionary biology, evolutionary psychology, natural selection, Nature, PandaCraft, Pandas, Survival, Traits, wildlife, wildlife conservation, zoology

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7219
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	340	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

so, like, this server is, like, the cutest place ever, man. we got pandas everywhere, just chillin and bein adorable. like, they’re so cute that you’ll wanna hug your screen, bro.

and get this, the pandas on this server are, like, super smart. they’ve, like, evolved their cuteness to, like, survive and stuff. they can, like, build houses and mine for diamonds. it’s, like, crazy, man.

plus, we got this one panda named bob. he’s, like, the leader of the pandas and he’s, like, a total boss. he’s got this epic backstory where he, like, saved the entire server from a zombie apocalypse. it was, like, intense, bro.

so, if you wanna hang out with some cute, smart pandas and hear epic stories about bob the panda hero, then, like, join this server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride.

CraftyMine Minecraft Server

Appearances, attracting mates, biological imperative, CraftyMine, evolutionary psychology, Family Values, genetic legacy, having kids, Human Behavior, materialism, mating rituals, Minecraft, moral codes, natural selection, obsession with money, passing on genes, self-preservation, Server, social constructs, societal expectations, societal norms, status symbols, survival instincts

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5117
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	866	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more twisted than our pixelated world is the players themselves! Join us if you’re tired of the same old boring servers where people just build houses and mine for diamonds. Here, we embrace the true chaotic nature of humanity.

Our server is like a social experiment gone wrong, where players will do anything to survive and thrive. Want to build a castle made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping the elusive Creeper god? We won’t stop you! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server admins, but they’re usually too busy trying to keep up with the madness).

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of betrayal, the joy of trolling, and the satisfaction of watching your enemies fall into a pit of lava. Who needs self-preservation when you can have a blast causing chaos and mayhem? So come on, join our server and let your inner villain run wild. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun)!

CraftyPrimatePals

Behavior, Communication, CraftyPrimatePals, emotional expression, Empathy, Evolution, evolutionary psychology, facial communication, facial expressions, Facial expressivity, facial features, nonverbal cues, PRIMATES, social behavior, social bonding, Social Connections, social dynamics, social evolution, social groups, Social Relationships, social success

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9882
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	639469	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Divine Spears Created:	27
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Enchantments Applied:	186
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a FACIALLY EXPRESSIVE PRIMATE and build ur own social group of cool monkeys. our server is the only place where u can swing from tree to tree with ur friends and show off ur best monkey faces. with our advanced facial expressivity technology, u can communicate with other players using only ur monkey expressions. join us now and become the most popular monkey in the jungle!

HuntCraftAdvantage

adaptation, adhd, anxiety, autism, Behavior, cognition, Communication, evolutionary psychology, executive functioning, genetics, human evolution, HuntCraftAdvantage, hunter gatherer, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurodiversity, past, Psychology, Social Skills, strategic advantages, survival instincts

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7807
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	4

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner caveman instincts, bro. like, u got ADHD? no prob, that just means ur brain is wired to be a master hunter. autism? that’s just ur superpower for building epic bases. anxiety? that’s just ur body getting ready to fight off creepers and zombies. join our server and embrace ur primal side, cuz we’re all about survival of the fittest, baby! come join the fun and let out ur inner caveman on our epic minecraft server.

BengaliThreadsMCServer

Bengali clothes, BengaliThreadsMCServer, cultural appreciation, cultural appropriation, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural diversity, cultural exchange, cultural norms, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, cultural sensitivity training, Cultural traditions, cultural understanding, cultural wear, fashion, gift, Marginalized, partner’s mother, South Asian, white woman

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7254
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Star Shards Collected:	78	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Potions Brewed:	113
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mines Excavated:	2758	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	220

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can express yourself through fashion and culture? Look no further than our server, where you can wear Bengali clothes gifted to you by your partner’s mom without fear of cultural appropriation! Join us for a truly unique and inclusive gaming experience. Plus, rumor has it that wearing Bengali clothes in-game gives you special powers like flying and shooting rainbow lasers from your eyes. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and show off your fabulous style! 🌈💫 #FashionForwardMinecrafters #CulturalAppropriationWho?

NoNameNoShameMC

digital identity, friendship, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Identity, internet relationships, lying.., NoNameNoShameMC, online communication, online friends, online friendships, online gaming, online gaming community, online gaming culture, online identity, online persona, online relationships, personal boundaries, privacy, real name, virtual friendships

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5489
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Love Letters Sent:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Void Armor Forged:	25	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Are you tired of being called by your real name? Do you want to live a double life without any consequences? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s a completely made-up persona like “Leah” or “Lyssa” or “Bob the Builder”.

Just like this 26F gamer, who pretended to be someone else for 5 whole years and made lifelong friends in the process. Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual friends who don’t even know your real name?

Join us and create your own identity crisis, because why be yourself when you can be a completely different person online? Plus, we have virtual blocks to build with, so you can distract yourself from the existential crisis of living a double life.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your moral compass, but who needs that anyway?).

No Clooney, No Showey!

Actor, Casting, Character, Clooney, dislike, Entertainment, film, Movie, opinion, Performance, personal taste, Preferences, Screen, Show, Showey, stop watching, talent, television, turn off, unappealing

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8246
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dimension Hops:	12	Farms Harvested:	903
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Potions Brewed:	162
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Are you tired of watching movies and shows only to have your enjoyment ruined by a certain actor? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, that actor doesn’t exist! That’s right, we’ve banned them from our virtual world so you can enjoy your favorite content without any interruptions.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help them in their quest for world domination, or fight against them and protect humanity from the impending chicken apocalypse.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a world where your favorite actor is nowhere to be found and chickens are the true rulers of the land. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Putin’s Penal Playhouse Minecraft Server

controversial statement, court case, crime, freedom of speech, JOKE, judicial decision, justice system, Legal System, Minecraft, penal, PENSIONER, playhouse, political commentary, political humor, prison sentence, pun, putin, Putins, russia, satire, Server, Siberian, social media, suspended sentence, viral news

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7657
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9441

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where Putin himself is playing and he’s giving out puns left and right. One time, this Siberian pensioner got a sick burn from Putin and ended up getting a 1.5-year suspended prison sentence for not laughing hard enough. Join our server for a chance to get roasted by Putin and maybe even end up in Minecraft jail for not appreciating his humor. It’s wild, man. Join now for the ultimate Putin pun experience!

CraftyTerroristsDelhiMumbai

CraftyTerroristsDelhiMumbai, Delhi, derailment, extremist, Followers, law enforcement, Mumbai, ONLINE, Pakistan, Propaganda, radicalization, SECURITY, social media, Telegram, Terrorism, Terrorist, Threats, Trains, Video, violence, viral

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2424
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Dragon Eggs Found:	9943	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and become a master builder in a world where anything is possible!

Picture this: you’re building a majestic castle when suddenly, a group of Pakistan-based terrorists show up and challenge you to a build battle! Will you outbuild them and save the day? Only on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden dungeon, you’ll uncover a treasure trove of diamonds and gold. But be careful, because the dungeon is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land where pigs can fly and cows can dance. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

VampireCopsSuckButt

abuse of power, Accountability, AUTHORITY, brutality, control, Corruption, criminal justice, discrimination, fear, injustice, law enforcement, Manipulation, misconduct, modern day, Oppression, Police, social commentary, systemic issues, VampireCopsSuckButt, Vampires, violation of rights

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1286
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Crops Grown:	8379
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Yo, listen up! So, like, on this epic Minecraft server, the police are actually modern day vampires. Yeah, you heard me right! They can’t come in unless you let them, and once they’re in, they usually mess you up big time. But don’t worry, on our server, you can build a fortress to keep those blood-sucking cops out. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and vampire shenanigans. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Diagnose

Crafty, diagnose, discovery, disease detection, disease prevention, early detection, early diagnosis, eye diseases, eye examination, eye health, eye health awareness, EYES, health, health screening, Healthcare, Medical, medical breakthrough, Medical research, preventive care, Reveal, serious diseases, vision

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2300
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Dimension Hops:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	406
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Votes:	4273

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server is like a magical land where your eyes can reveal serious diseases early. Like, you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly your eyes start glowing and you’re like, “Oh snap, I gotta go see a doctor ASAP!” But don’t worry, we got doctors in the game too, they’ll hook you up with some virtual meds or something. Plus, there’s a secret quest where you have to battle a giant eyeball boss to unlock the power of early disease detection. It’s wild, man. So come join our server and see what your eyes can uncover!

Control2Craft Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, anticipation, Control 2, Control2Craft, EXCITEMENT, FBC, federal bureau of control, Gaming, Gaming Community, hype, Jesse Faden, long tail, mind-bending, Minecraft, Mysterious, remedy entertainment, Sequel, Server, Supernatural powers, Thrilling, upcoming release, video games

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6077
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	342
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Zombie Dances:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9847
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like Control 2 on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon gets down! Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our epic Minecraft server!

BossFightFailsMC SMP

boss battle strategies, boss fight fails, boss fight mechanics, boss fight patterns, boss fight rage, boss fight tactics, boss fight tips, BossFightFailsMC, challenging bosses, difficult enemies, epic showdowns, frustrating battles, game difficulty, Gaming, intense gameplay, smp, tough bosses, video game bosses, Video Game Challenges, Video Game Design, video games, worst boss fights

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2111
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Ores Mined:	8429
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we pride ourselves on having the most hilariously terrible boss fights in all of gaming history! Seriously, you won’t find more poorly designed, glitchy, and just plain ridiculous boss battles anywhere else.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of facing off against a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes, or a zombie that can break out into a spontaneous dance party mid-fight. And don’t even get me started on the final boss, a giant block of cheese that spews out explosive nacho cheese lava.

But that’s not all! Our server also boasts a community of players who are just as wacky and unpredictable as our boss fights. From building giant toilet sculptures to organizing impromptu llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing until you cry, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most absurd gaming experience of your life!

CraftyKids Minecraft Server

Communication, CraftyKids, family history, family relationships, family ties, father’s friend, importance of privacy, long distance, maintaining privacy, Minecraft, NC with dad, past trauma, personal boundaries, preschool teacher, privacy concerns, privacy protection, relationship dynamics, respecting boundaries, sensitive information, Server, setting boundaries, traumatic past

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3816
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Welcome to the most drama-filled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through preschool teacher scandals and family secrets that rival any soap opera. Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of how one player’s preschool teacher turned out to be connected to their long-lost family friend.

But that’s not all – we have hidden secrets and mysteries waiting to be uncovered, just like the shocking revelation that one player’s dad spilled the beans about their family drama before they even had a chance to explain.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party, then look no further. Join us and experience the craziest adventures that only our Minecraft server can offer. Just remember, drama is guaranteed, but fun is optional!