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Evolutionary Psychology

  • Fearless Ancestor’s Demise

    Fearless Ancestor’s Demise
    join this epic minecraft server where you can conquer your fears by building giant statues of them and then blowing them up with TNT! our ancestors didn’t have the luxury of exploding their fears into oblivion, but you do!

    we have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server, but don’t worry, we have a team of fearless players ready to defend against the chicken uprising.

    if you join now, you will receive a magical pickaxe that can turn any block into a block of cheese. imagine building a castle made entirely of cheese!

    come join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe. who needs normal when you can have crazy?

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  • Sperm Wars: Partner Rivalry

    Sperm Wars: Partner Rivalry
    SO, U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, IT’S LIKE NO OTHER SERVER OUT THERE. WHY, U ASK? WELL, BECAUSE ON DIS SERVER, UR SPERM WILL BECOME SUPER CHARGED. YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT.

    WE’VE GOT SOME CRAZY SCIENTIFIC STUFF GOING ON HERE. APPARENTLY, IF U THINK UR PARTNER IS GONNA HANG OUT WITH OTHER DUDES, UR SPERM GETS ALL PUMPED UP AND READY TO FIGHT.

    SO, IF U WANNA HAVE THE MOST BADASS SPERM IN ALL OF MINECRAFT, JOIN US. U’LL BE SWIMMING IN A SEA OF SUPER SPERM, READY TO TAKE ON ANY CHALLENGE.

    COME ON, WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND LET’S MAKE SOME CRAZY BABIES TOGETHER.

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  • Bonobos Help Humans | Mind Theory Server

    Bonobos Help Humans | Mind Theory Server
    so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where bonobos are, like, ur buddies? well, on this server, these cheeky monkeys are, like, always there to help u out when u bein’ all clueless and stuff. they got this crazy “theory of mind” thing goin’ on, so they know when u don’t know what ur doin’ and they be all like, “yo, lemme show u how to build that epic castle, bro.” it’s, like, a whole new level of teamwork, man. so come join us and let the bonobos guide u to victory in the wackiest way possible!

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  • Baboon Laser Tag Challenge

    Baboon Laser Tag Challenge
    come join our minecraft server where the baboons are wild and the reflections are confusing! watch as these crazy baboons try to figure out who the heck is that in the mirror! they can’t even recognize themselves, let alone build a decent house in minecraft!

    our server is so wacky, you’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you watch the baboons run around in circles trying to catch their own tails! and don’t even get us started on the laser marks – those baboons have no clue what’s going on when they see them on their faces and ears! it’s pure chaos, and it’s hilarious!

    so if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s unlike anything you’ve ever seen before, come join us! we promise you’ll have a blast watching these clueless baboons try to navigate their way through the game. who needs self-awareness when you’ve got baboons in minecraft?

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  • Strong Love Connections

    Strong Love Connections
    Yo, so like, if you wanna flex your muscles and get all the ladies (or dudes, we don’t judge), then you gotta join our Minecraft server, bro! We got all the tools and resources to help you level up your physical strength and sexual prowess in the virtual world.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you come across a group of creepers. Instead of running away like a wimp, you flex your upper body strength and take them down like a boss. The ladies (or dudes) will be lining up to join your team, trust me.

    And get this, if you join our server, you’ll have access to exclusive long-term relationship quests. Complete them and you’ll unlock special perks like diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server to find your soulmate, am I right?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate alpha player in the Minecraft universe. Your muscles and your love life will thank you later.

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  • Love Block Folly

    Love Block Folly
    come join our epic minecraft server where men go crazy over romantic cues and can’t help but invest all their diamonds into finding a mate! our players are so dedicated, they will build the most extravagant love nests just to impress their potential partners. who needs logic when you have love and diamonds, right? so come on in and get ready to show off your sunk cost bias in the most romantic way possible!

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  • Fertile Narcissist & Criminal Minecraft Server

    Fertile Narcissist & Criminal Minecraft Server
    join dis minecraft server if u wanna boost ur fertility like a boss! we got narcissism on fleek and psychopathy for days, u gonna be poppin out babies left and right! plus, if u a dude, criminal behavior gonna make u a stud with all dem ladies. but don’t worry gals, u can still join and not have to worry bout a thing. come on in and let’s make some minecraft babies together!

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  • Mate Value Power Play

    Mate Value Power Play
    come join our minecraft server, where you can be the ultimate power player and have all the ladies (or dudes) swooning over you! we have magical powers that will make you feel like a god among mere mortals. you’ll be so irresistible that everyone will be lining up to be your minecraft bae.

    our server is so lit that even if you already have a minecraft partner, you’ll be tempted to stray because you’ll feel like you deserve someone even better. it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding right before your very eyes, but in blocky pixel form.

    so come on over and experience the thrill of being the most desired player on the server. who needs loyalty when you can have all the options in the world? join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your heart broken).

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  • Jungle Gym Jamboree

    Jungle Gym Jamboree
    come join our epic minecraft server where we swing from jungle gyms and monkey bars like true apes and early humans! our playground equipment is off the charts, giving you the ultimate risky play experience that will exercise your biological need for adventure!

    explore our virtual world and unleash your inner primate as you swing, jump, and climb your way to victory! who needs childhood development when you can have a blast swinging through the trees like tarzan on steroids?!

    don’t miss out on the anthropological fun, join us now and let your inner ape run wild!

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  • Pixelated Faces R Us

    Pixelated Faces R Us
    hey u, yeah u, do u like looking at human faces? well do i have the server for u! this server is so crazy, u r more likely to see a human face than hear a human voice. i know, mind blown, right? join now for the chance to see all the human faces u could ever want. who needs voices anyway when u have faces to look at? come join the madness now!

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