Plus, we have this crazy challenge where you have to eat a whole garden’s worth of carrots in one sitting. If you can do it, you get a special diamond carrot as a prize. Yeah, that’s right, a diamond carrot. I don’t know what you do with it, but it sounds cool, right?
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