Join us and discover the truth about the white race (germanics) and their so-called superiority. Did you know that they were created through genetic mutations? And that their neanderthal ancestors bred with homo sapiens? It’s true! But wait, there’s more – did you know that mestizos have been stealing their identity and passing down the tradition of shoving their tongues up white’s assholes? It’s a wild ride of genetic engineering, rape products, and random mutations that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and life itself.
So come on down to our server and join in on the insanity. Who knows what crazy adventures and mind-bending revelations await you? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your tongue shoved where it doesn’t belong)!
but beware, there are rumors of a group of rebellious pigs who are plotting to overthrow the cow kingdom. will you join forces with the cows to protect their land, or will you join the pigs in their quest for bacon supremacy?
with custom plugins and mini-games like “milk chugging contest” and “cow tipping challenge,” this server will have you laughing until you cry. so grab your bucket and saddle up, because the adventure of a lifetime awaits you on our udderly ridiculous minecraft server!
First off, we got singing lemurs running around like they own the place. These little dudes are dropping sick beats and showing us the true origin of human music. Forget about Mozart and Beethoven, it’s all about the lemurs now, baby!
But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party happening every night. The skeletons and zombies have some killer dance moves, you won’t believe your eyes! Plus, the creepers are the best DJs in town, dropping bombs on the dance floor like there’s no tomorrow.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs. Yeah, you heard me right. DIAMOND EGGS. Who needs a pickaxe when you have a chicken that poops out precious gems?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Let’s get this party started, bros!
We’d all get a hell of a lot more done if humans had a natural mating season. But on our server, we have a special event called the “Blocky Love Fest” where players can find their Minecraft soulmate and build pixelated houses together. Who needs Tinder when you have creepers to set the mood?
Oh, and did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco where skeletons and spiders bust a move to the latest Minecraft hits? It’s the hottest club in town, and only the bravest players can find their way in.
But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that only those with the dankest memes can unlock its secrets. Are you up for the challenge?
So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). Join us for a wild ride through the blocky unknown, and who knows? You might just find yourself a new best friend in a pig with wings.
We got dogs running around with only one testicle, making them the ultimate underdogs in the Minecraft world. But don’t worry, they make up for it with their mad skills in PvP and building.
Join now and witness the epic battles between one-balled dogs and fearless players. Will you be able to survive in this crazy world where the dogs reign supreme? Only one way to find out, join our server now! 🐕💥
But be warned, once you enter, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures with our furry friends. Let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer this doggy-dominated Minecraft server! 🐾🔥
we’ve got crazy evolution happening in our server, where the species that stick with their moms evolve to have longer lives and reproduce less often! 🦖🦕 so if you want to be a minecraft dinosaur living for centuries, you better find your minecraft mom ASAP! 🦖👩👧👦
join us now and experience the wild world of motherly love and longevity in minecraft! 🌍🎮 who knew that sticking with your mom could be the key to success in the game of life? 🤯 #mompower #longevity #minecraftmommas
Imagine a world where all the mobs bow down to you because you’re the star of the show. No more feeling like the second choice, because on our server, you’re the main event. Build your dream castle, slay dragons, and show the world that you are the true queen (or king) of Minecraft.
Don’t let anyone tell you that you should be more like your sibling – on our server, you’re perfect just the way you are. So come join us and let’s party like it’s your birthday every day! Because you deserve it, and we’ll make sure you feel like the VIP you truly are.
Join us if you’ve perfected the art of juggling chickens while riding a pig, because you never know when that skill might come in handy during a PvP battle. Or maybe you’re a master at building pixel art of Nicolas Cage using only dirt blocks – we guarantee you’ll fit right in with our quirky community.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. So if you want to learn how to build a working roller coaster powered by fish, this is the place to be.
So come on down to our crazy SMP and show off your most useless skills – you never know when they might just save the day!
A Minecraft Java server with the perfect blend of vanilla experience enhanced by QoL features and exciting datapacks such as crafting tweaks, additional structures, improved advancements, and more! Our server is inspired by the Hermitcraft server and focuses on fostering a tight-knit community.
| Special Districts | Shopping, minigames |
|---|---|
| Monthly Building Challenges | Compete and showcase your building skills |
| Events | Special events and an MCC-inspired championship |
Onyx SMP is a semi-vanilla server with quality-of-life plugins and game-enhancing datapacks such as CoreProtect, EssentialsX, Dynmap, and more.
If you are interested in joining our community, please submit a thoughtful application here.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is there an age requirement to join? | Yes, players must be over 17 years old. |
| Are there specific building challenges? | Yes, we have monthly building challenges for players to participate in. |
| Can I use mods on the server? | No, the server is semi-vanilla and does not allow mod usage. |
| How can I report a rule violation? | You can report any violations to the server admins or through our Discord server. |
Imagine a world where you can defeat the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword and a couple of rotten potatoes. Or where you can build a house out of diamonds and obsidian in just five minutes. Sound too good to be true? Well, on our server, anything is possible!
So why did Kishimoto abandon the theme of hard work in his series? Because he knew that our server existed and that true greatness comes from taking shortcuts and bending the rules. Join us today and see just how far you can go with a little bit of laziness and a whole lot of fun!
Ever wanted to build a giant statue of a llama riding a dragon? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is the perfect place to unleash your wildest creativity and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and mysterious traps. Who knows what kind of adventure awaits around every corner?
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
Meet our resident love triangle – Me (16M), Carly (15F), and Quinn (15M). Carly is a closeted lesbian, I’m bi, and Quinn is just trying to keep up with all the drama. Will they figure out their feelings while mining for diamonds? Only time will tell!
Watch out for unexpected lunch break encounters, jealous boyfriends, and emotional car rides. Who needs reality TV when you have our server full of unexpected twists and turns?
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a preacher’s daughter, a debutant ball fem, and a jealous boyfriend all in one place? Come for the Minecraft, stay for the drama!
On our server, you can build your dream wedding venue without any unwanted guests borrowing your SUV. Plus, we have a special feature where you can summon a fleet of rental cars or even a magical Turo vehicle to transport you and your guests in style.
Don’t be the asshole in this situation, join our server and say goodbye to wedding vehicle woes. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with family drama!
