evolutionary biology Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Evolved Pixels Minecraft Server

adaptation, advancement, CHANGE, Development, Evolution, evolution in action, evolution of humans, evolution of species, evolution of technology, evolution process, evolution theory, evolutionary biology, evolutionary change, evolutionary progress, evolutionary psychology, evolved, Future, growth, Minecraft, next step, pixels, progress, Server, transformation

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3004
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the Stone Age? Well, get ready to take the next step in evolution with our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly grew wings and started flying around like a majestic Minecraft eagle. And that’s not all – they also gained the ability to shoot fireballs from their hands and summon an army of friendly creepers to do their bidding. All because they joined our server!

But wait, there’s more! Joining our server will also grant you the power to turn any block into a giant rainbow unicorn that poops out diamonds. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays eggs made of pure gold?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a whole new level of Minecraft insanity! Who needs reality when you can have rainbow unicorns and diamond chickens, am I right?

Wait a second… Minecraft SMP

adaptation, danger, danger detection, environmental hazards, evolutionary advantage, evolutionary biology, Forest fires, Friction, geothermal hot springs, heat pain receptors, heat sources, human anatomy, human evolution, Minecraft, natural selection, pain response, protective mechanisms, second, sensory perception, smp, Survival, survival instincts, thermal sensitivity, WAIT

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7224
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Towns Built:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we answer life’s burning questions like why do we have pain receptors for heat in the first place? Join us and explore our world filled with geothermal hot springs that are so rare, they make finding diamonds look like child’s play.

But be careful, forest fires are not just a rare occurrence here, they are a way of life. You’ll have to dodge flames while building your epic base, adding a whole new level of challenge to your Minecraft experience. And don’t even get us started on the dangers of friction – one wrong move and you could end up in a lava pit faster than you can say “ouch!”

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a community that not only questions the mysteries of pain receptors, but also embraces the chaos of living on the edge of danger at all times? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world.

Heart Stopper Server

Animal Behavior, animal biology, animal evolution, animal instincts, animal physiology, animal survival, autonomous heart, biological adaptation, Cardiac function, Evolution, evolutionary biology, evolutionary trait, Heart, heart autonomy, heart control, Heart function, physiological traits, self-regulation, Server, stopper, survival instincts, voluntary actions, voluntary death

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4413
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE HEARTS THAT CAN STOP ON COMMAND! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! IMAGINE PVP BATTLES WHERE YOU CAN LITERALLY STOP YOUR HEART TO AVOID GETTING KILLED! IT’S LIKE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF GAMING, FOLKS! PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS UNICORNS THAT SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT OF THEIR BUTTS AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA WHILE ATTACKING YOU. IT’S A WILD RIDE, I TELL YA! JOIN NOW BEFORE YOU MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZINESS!

Colonial Canine DNA Quest

ancient civilizations, ancient DNA, anthropology, archaeological evidence, canine, canines, colonial, colonization impact, cultural heritage, Dna, DNA analysis, European colonization, evolutionary biology, genetic ancestry, genetic diversity, genetic research, History, humans, indigenous peoples, migration patterns, North America, population genetics, prehistoric societies, Quest

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2593
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE U CAN FIND ANCIENT DNA FROM HUMANS AND DOGS. YEAH, U HEARD IT RIGHT, DOGS. WE GOT HISTORY LESSONS GOIN ON IN DIS SERVER, U CAN UNTANGLE EUROPEAN COLONIZATION IN NORTH AMERICA WHILE BUILDIN UR OWN BLOCKY EMPIRE. WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO EDUCATIONAL, AMIRITE? SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S DIG UP SOME DNA AND BUILD SOME CRAZY STORIES TOGETHER. #BLOCKYHISTORY #DOGSDNA #MINECRAFTLOLZ

Asteroid Ant Farm Fun

ancient insects, Ant, Ant-Fungus Symbiosis, ants, asteroid, asteroid impact, catastrophic events, Dinosaur, ecological changes, environmental impact, Evolution, evolutionary biology, extinction event, Farm, fossil record, Fun, Fungus Farmers, geological history, insect behavior, natural history, Paleontology, prehistoric, scientific research, study

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6978
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Magic Items Found:	7251	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

yo, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where dinosaurs got wrecked by a frickin asteroid and now ants are out here farming fungus like tiny little farmers? well, u in luck cuz that’s exactly what u gonna find on our server! join now and witness the epic battle between ants and fungus, it’s like a mini apocalypse every day! plus, who wouldn’t wanna see dinosaurs getting owned by space rocks? come on, join us and be a part of this wild and wacky world!

Fungi & Bacteria Evolution Fun

Bacteria, billion years ago, biological evolution, cell features, cellular biology, chloroplasts, complex life, Evolution, evolutionary biology, evolutionary history, experimentation, Fun, Fungi, genetic engineering, life cycles, microbial interaction, Mitochondria, scientific research, scientists, spores, symbiosis

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	537
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Enchantments Applied:	286	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	434
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Villages Defended:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	12
Meteorites Collected:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115

So, like, imagine this, right? You join this epic Minecraft server and BAM! You’re transported to a world where scientists are like, “Yo, let’s shove bacteria inside fungi and see what happens!” And guess what? The fungi are like, “No problem, bro!” and they start producing bacteria-filled spores like it’s nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! This experiment isn’t just some boring science stuff. It’s actually giving us hints about how life on Earth got all complex and stuff. Like, mitochondria and chloroplasts? Yeah, they might have come from experiments like this one, like, a billion years ago or something.

So, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure and see what other wild experiments are going down, you gotta join this Minecraft server ASAP! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a mushroom that shoots lasers or a tree that grows diamonds. The possibilities are endless, dude! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Mutant Fossil Fun

Evolution, evolutionary biology, evolutionary history, fossil, fossil analysis, fossil findings, fossil interpretation, fossil record, fossil research, Fossils, Fun, genetic abnormalities, genetic mutations, genetic variation, Mutant, mutation theory, mutations, natural selection, Paleontology, scientific discovery, species, species classification, species representation

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	338
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	New Chunks Explored:	196635
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got fossils that might be like, totally mutated and not even real! like, who knows what kind of crazy creatures you might discover in our world, maybe a dino with wings or a spider with a unicorn horn! it’s like a science experiment gone wrong but in a totally awesome way. so come on and join us for some wacky adventures and see what kind of weird and wonderful things you can uncover. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

FrostyCraft: WoollyRhinoRevival

Ancient discovery, ancient DNA, ancient history, archaeological find, climate change, environmental preservation, evolutionary biology, extinct species, FrostyCraft, frozen remains, ice age, ice preservation, mammoth steppe, Paleontology, prehistoric animal, preserved, Russian permafrost, scientific breakthrough, scientific research, Siberia, Woolly Rhino, WoollyRhinoRevival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2113
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have woolly rhinos running around like it’s prehistoric times! we found one preserved in the russian permafrost after 32,000 years and now they’re our mascots. ride them into battle against other players or just chill and pet them while you mine for diamonds. who needs regular old horses when you can have a woolly rhino as your trusty steed? join now for the most unique minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

InstinctCraft Minecraft Server

Altruism, dying for family, dying for ideals, dying for nation, Ethics, evolutionary biology, evolutionary psychology, Genes, Human Behavior, Human nature, InstinctCraft, Instincts, Minecraft, moral feelings, morality, praise, propagating genes, self-preservation, self-sacrifice, Server, sexual abstinence, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5158
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
New Chunks Explored:	458993	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Emeralds Found:	4584
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Are you tired of boring old servers that make you question the meaning of life? Look no further, because our Minecraft server will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about morality and instincts!

Join us and experience the thrill of praising things like sexual abstinence and self-sacrifice while building your virtual world. Who needs self-preservation when you can have selfless dedication to your pixelated family/nation/ideals?

Forget about survival of the fittest, on our server, it’s all about survival of the most morally conflicted. So come on, join us and let your instincts run wild in ways you never thought possible!

Risk-Taking Babes: Boosting Attractiveness

#risktaking, attractiveness, Babes, BOOSTING, Communication, evolutionary biology, female voices, gender dynamics, gender preferences, high-pitched voices, Human Behavior, male risk-taking, MATE SELECTION, mating strategies, Psychology, relationship dynamics, risk perception, social behavior, vocal attractiveness, vocal communication, vocal cues, vocal pitch

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	448
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Meteorites Collected:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Villages Defended:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

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Subantarctic Criminal Deportation Minecraft Server

Crime Prevention, criminal, criminal behavior, criminal deportation, criminal justice, criminal rehabilitation, criminal relocation, Criminals., deport, deportation, ISOLATION, justice system, law and order, law enforcement, Minecraft, new zealand, penal system, punishment, remote islands, Remote Locations, Server, Subantarctic, subantarctic islands

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5230
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Villages Defended:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

Are you tired of dealing with pesky criminals in your Minecraft world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our server and help us deport all our criminals to the subantarctic islands! Not only will you be doing a public service, but you’ll also get to witness some epic battles between the criminals and the penguins. Plus, who wouldn’t want to see a creeper try to survive in the freezing cold? Join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

Lost Minecraft SMP Rewatch

BEN, captured, Characters, Desmond, gone, HATCH, irritate, key, locke, Lost, Magic, manipulate, messed up, Minecraft, Nonsensical, plot holes, political remarks, rewatch, rewatching, Rewatching Lost, smp, Started

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2328
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Meteorites Collected:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only plot holes you’ll find are the ones you dig yourself into! Join us as we embark on nonsensical adventures like trying to tame creepers or building a roller coaster that goes straight into a lava pit.

Our characters are as unpredictable as Ben getting captured on purpose just to see if he can survive a night in a dungeon filled with zombie pigmen. And don’t even get me started on the political intrigue – last week, we had a heated debate over whether to build a wall around our village to keep out the pesky Endermen.

So come on and join us, because the magic of Minecraft is never gone when you’re playing on our server. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone accidentally blows up the entire village with a misplaced TNT block. Let’s make some memories that we’ll laugh about for years to come!

StoryMine Top survival server Minecraft

Build warps, classic survival, Comfortable survival, Donation statuses, Game Currency, Honest survival, Huge worlds, Jobs, Low donations, Minecraft, No Lags, Open stores, Pleasant survival, private blocks, Russian translation, Server, Shop, simulation range, Starter Kit, StoryMine, Top survival, Web map

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1285
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Crops Grown:	7132
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Mines Excavated:	2477
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

game.storymine.ru

CraftyCraze – Modern Minecraft Server

Birthday Calendar, Chuubas, Corpo, corporate branding, CraftyCraze, ducks, Flip, haha, indie vtubers, koikatsu cards, large indies, lurking edition, Minecraft, MODERN, non-English, OC material, Server, Swarm, tiermaker, twitch partner, VOD archival, vrt, vsj, VT, youtube equivalent

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5138
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server for indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers! Why join, you ask? Well, because we cater to the elite VIPs of the vtuber world. We’re like the secret club that only the coolest kids get into.

Want to shill your 499 view oshi? As long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, they’re welcome here. We’ve got a whole list of top indie vtubers with the most followers, and we even have a birthday calendar because we’re just that organized.

But wait, isn’t that one a corpo? Nah, we’re all about the independent talents who don’t let big corporations hold them back. Plus, we have ducks. Yes, you read that right. Ducks.

Join us for a wild ride filled with koikatsu cards for some spicy fun, a Wheel of Names for when you can’t decide what to do next, and a Tiermaker because why not? And don’t forget about our OC material for the OP – it’s top-notch stuff.

So come on, join the craziest Minecraft server for indie vtubers out there. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite streamer among the chaos.

Satanias Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, Anime, Demon, desire, devilish, Dominant, Erotic, FANTASY, Forbidden, Kinky, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, Pleasure, Roleplay, satania, Satanias, seductive, sex, Sinful, smp, submissive, Supernatural, temptation

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	365
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Chimeras Created:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Animals Bred:	20

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really pays attention to those anyway?).

Join us for a chance to experience the most epic adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From building giant statues of Nicolas Cage to riding pigs off of cliffs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join? Well, let’s just say that legend has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing a chicken suit, you’ll unlock the secret to what sex with Satania would be like. Trust us, it’s worth it.

So come on and join us for a ride that’s sure to be filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

Chick Paradise Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2370
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Love Letters Sent:	11
Astral Projections Made:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Ores Mined:	2611	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Void Armor Forged:	12

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – HOT CHICK HEAVEN! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is filled with hot chicks who will be building and battling right alongside you. That’s right, forget about boring old Steve and Alex, here you’ll be teaming up with the likes of Chickzilla and Cluck Norris.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted egg that grants you three wishes. Want to fly like a chicken? Done. Want a chicken army to do your bidding? Consider it done.

And if you’re feeling peckish, head on over to our Chicken Cafe where you can feast on all things poultry – from chicken nuggets to chicken parmigiana. Just be careful not to anger the Chick-Fil-Army, a group of militant chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their delicious brethren.

So what are you waiting for? Join HOT CHICK HEAVEN today and prepare for a clucking good time!

Babe Wake Up! New Soyjack Just Dropped Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5760
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Meteorites Collected:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with chaos, adventure, and soyjacks dropping left and right!

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant statue of a soyjack, towering over the spawn point. Legend has it that if you can climb to the top of the statue and do a backflip, you’ll be granted three wishes by the soyjack gods. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s just the beginning.

Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Picture this: two players facing off in a heated duel, when suddenly a wild herd of llamas comes charging in, spitting at everyone in sight. Chaos ensues as players try to fend off the llamas while still trying to take down their opponent. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the disco chicken. Legend has it that if you can find and tame a disco chicken, it will lead you to a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But be warned, the disco chicken is a fickle creature and will only reveal its secrets to those who can dance the Macarena flawlessly.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today for a wild, wacky, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, when in doubt, just dance the Macarena.

What is the IP for SmallishBeans Minecraft Server?

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8911
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

SmallishBeans, also known as Joel, is a popular British YouTuber known for his gaming content, vlogs, and challenges. With over 2 million subscribers, he has gained a large following for his fun and engaging videos. SmallishBeans is known for his humor and energetic personality, making him a beloved figure in the online community.

Secede Texas Minecraft Server

American politics, current events, Democracy, election, Future, Government, kamala harris, Kamala wins, Minecraft, political division, Politics, potential outcomes, Presidential election, secede, secession, Server, speculation, texas, Texas politics, Texas secession, united states, Voting

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	232
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	2969

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where Kamala “wins” and Texas decides to secede…but not in the way you think! Watch as giant blocks of queso start popping up everywhere, and players have to navigate through a maze of cowboy hats to find the treasure at the end. Don’t miss out on the wild ride of a lifetime – join our server now and see what crazy adventures await you!

Koreans are the Buryats of Canada Minecraft SMP

assimilation, Buryats, Canada, Canadian society, cross-cultural connections, cultural exchange, cultural similarities, Cultural traditions, Diversity, East Asian diaspora, Ethnic groups, ethnic heritage, Ethnic Minorities, Identity, immigration, indigenous peoples, integration, Korean Canadians, koreans, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, smp

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7759
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Farms Harvested:	599	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a rollercoaster ride through the wackiest corners of Minecraft!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling Korean players who are actually secret agents from Canada! That’s right, these Koreans are the buryats of Canada, and they are here to take over the server with their epic building skills and top-notch PvP tactics.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of insane stories to keep you entertained as you navigate through our server. From uncovering hidden treasure chests filled with diamond blocks to riding on the backs of flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment in our SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a Korean buryat agent along the way!