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| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 9515 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Void Armor Forged: | 24 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 62 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls to keep out the tariff threats from Trump! Trudeau himself is playing on our server and he’s like “yo US consumers, come chill with us and avoid the harm of those crazy tariffs!” We have a secret underground bunker where we hide from the tariffs and trade with other countries for epic loot. Plus, we have a pet moose named Justin who will guide you through the wilderness and protect you from any tariff monsters. So come on over and let’s build a wall of friendship together!
