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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 6063 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 654 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 50 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every night. And guess what? The winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on! How cool is that?
Now, you might be wondering, why isn’t physician assisted euthanasia more popular in the USA for diseases like dementia, cancer, Huntington’s disease, or ALS? Well, let me tell you, on our server, we have a special potion that can cure any disease in an instant! No need for euthanasia when you have magical Minecraft potions, am I right?
So come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP server today! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we all dress up as llamas and do the Macarena. It’s a blast, I swear!