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RostovRiot Minecraft Server

ablaze, Attack, Conflict, Drones, eastern europe, escalation, governor, headline, international relations, Military, Minecraft, News, oil depot, RETALIATION, Rostov, RostovRiot, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology, Tension, Ukraine

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8331
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Ores Mined:	2283
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine drones set oil depots ablaze for fun! we got governors saying crazy stuff like “wow, that’s lit!” and “this is fine, everything is fine!” join now to experience the chaos and destruction firsthand, build your own oil depot and see if you can survive the drone attacks! who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem? join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeperCo

activism, CraftyCreeperCo, cybercrime, deepfake, digital manipulation, digital rights, explosion, feminism, gender equality, internet, Korean, online safety, porn, privacy, rights group, sexual exploitation, social media, south korea, Technology, Telegram, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8230
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Secret Passages Found:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Battle Standards Raised:	7

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, dude. We got, like, crazy builds and epic adventures waiting for you. But, like, the best part is the deepfake porn explosion! Yeah, you heard me right. We got Korean rights group-approved deepfake porn all over this server. It’s, like, no country for women, but, like, who needs ’em when you got deepfake porn, am I right? Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

DNADataCraft

Advanced technology, Bioinformatics, computational biology, computational power, computer science, data processing, data storage, DNA computer, DNA data storage, DNA storage, DNA technology, DNADataCraft, genetic information, information storage, long term storage, Longevity, new technology, petabytes, processing data, sudoku puzzles, Technology

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9120
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Farms Harvested:	502
Mines Excavated:	1306	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Yo, fam, dis server be lit AF! We got a full DNA computer up in here, like whaaaat?! You can store petabytes of data in DNA for like, thousands or even millions of years, bro. And get this, we can even solve sudoku puzzles with this bad boy. Like, who needs regular computers when you got DNA computers, amirite? Join our server and experience the future of technology, where DNA reigns supreme and sudoku is life. Let’s get this party started, y’all!

CraftyCo Minecraft Server

Business, CraftyCo, discrimination, equality, Ethics, freedom, LGBTQ, Minecraft, private company, RIGHTS, Server, Transgender, transgender rights

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1118
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate freedom to discriminate against trannies! Just kidding, that’s totally not allowed. But what is allowed on our server is building the most epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and embarking on crazy adventures with your friends. Plus, rumor has it that our server is secretly run by a group of highly intelligent and mischievous llamas who will stop at nothing to make your gameplay experience unforgettable. So come join us and see what all the llama drama is about!

LunchtimeLooter Minecraft SMP

activities, breaks, campus activities, campus life, college, Downtime, Eating, Friends, hobbies, leisure, lunchbreak, LunchtimeLooter, mental health, Minecraft, productivity, Recreation, Relaxing, self-care, smp, socializing, stress relief, studying, Time management

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2350
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	41	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Villages Defended:	7

Oh, forget about boring old lunch breaks in college! Join our Minecraft SMP and spend your breaks exploring a world filled with magical creatures, epic quests, and hidden treasures! Who needs a sandwich when you can feast on enchanted golden apples and roast chicken dropped by flying pigs?

Instead of studying for exams, you can battle giant spiders, ride on the backs of dragons, and build towering castles made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes an appearance every Tuesday at 3 PM to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-floss the most feared entity in all of Minecraft?

So say goodbye to boring college breaks and hello to a world of endless adventure and hilarity! Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

YapCrafters Unite!

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3335
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Tired of arguing with people who just won’t shut up? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations by building giant statues of trolls and goblins to represent those annoying arguers. We even have a special “Yap for Conflict” mini-game where you can throw virtual pies at players who just won’t stop arguing. Trust us, it’s way more satisfying than trying to reason with them in real life. So come join us and unleash your inner troll in a safe and hilarious environment!

SovietCraft Minecraft Server

Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, military conflict, military response, Minecraft, missile strikes, national security, nuclear weapons, provocation, russia, Russian territory, Server, SovietCraft, Strategic Concerns, Tensions, US, Warning, Western

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6692
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28

lol imagine if russia was a minecraft server and they were like “yo US, don’t even think about sending missiles into our territory or we will ban you from the server” like damn that would be some intense pvp action. join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between nations, where alliances are forged and broken faster than you can say “creeper”. plus, our admins are like the russian government, always watching and ready to strike down anyone who dares to challenge their authority. so come join us and experience the thrill of international conflict in the world of minecraft!

UkrainianF16FTW

Aerial kills, Air Force, air superiority, aircraft, Aviation, Combat, Conflict, Defense, defense technology, dogfight, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jets, fighter pilots, Military, national security, nato, Ukraine, ukraine news, UkrainianF16FTW, War

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8385
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s F-16s have scored their first aerial kills… IN MINECRAFT! fly around in your own virtual F-16 and take down enemies in the sky with your pixelated missiles.

we have a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and weapons to use in battle. beware of the creeper army that guards the entrance, they may look cute but they will explode on you in a heartbeat.

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community like no other. who needs real life when you can have this much fun in minecraft? come join now before the F-16s run out of fuel and the adventure ends!

RoosterCraft

circadian rhythm, diurnal, early bird, early riser, late riser, morning person, morning rooster, morning routine, night owl, night time, Nocturnal, opposite, RoosterCraft, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep schedule

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7043
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we party like it’s 1999! We got pigs that can fly and cows that can breakdance, it’s a real barnyard rave up in here! The opposite of night owl should be morning rooster, so wake up and join us for some wacky adventures! We have a secret underground disco where the zombies and skeletons bust a move, it’s lit AF! Plus, our admin is a talking llama who spits out diamonds, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride! Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and let’s get this party started!

Hilltop Havoc: Neolithic Edition

dangerous areas, Edition, fear of conflict, Havoc, higher mortality, Hilltop, hilltops, lower fertility, Neolithic, Neolithic Europe, overpopulation, population decline, safer locations

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5615
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	328	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Zombie Dances:	5

Yo, you ever wanted to travel back in time to Neolithic Europe but without all the boring fear of conflict and population declines? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us and experience a world where conflict is a thing of the past and everyone lives in harmony on hilltops. But watch out, overpopulation might lead to some crazy deaths and low fertility rates! It’s a wild ride, so join now for a chance to live in a world where fear is a thing of the past!