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CannabisCraft: Thai Narcotics Edition

Cannabis, CannabisCraft, classification, controlled substance, criminalization, drug abuse, drug policy, drug trafficking, Edition, enforcement, Government, illegal drugs, legalization, legislation, medical marijuana, Narcotics, public health, recreational use, regulations, rules, Southeast Asia, thai, thailand

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	184
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Emeralds Found:	2641	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

lol ok so like, imagine if Thailand was a Minecraft server, right? and they were all like “yo, we gonna classify cannabis as narcotics again” like what even is that?? but hey, if you wanna join this server, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures, man. like, you gotta fight off evil mobs with your trusty cannabis sword and shield, and maybe even ride a cannabis-powered unicorn into battle. it’s gonna be lit, fam. so come join us on this crazy server where anything can happen, even Thailand going all narco on us. let’s get weird, y’all!

CemetaryCraft: Where More Enter Than Exit!

Afterlife, burial grounds, CemetaryCraft, cemetery, cultural practices, death, enter, eternal rest, exit, final destination, funerals, ghost stories, Graveyards, Haunting, life cycle, macabre fascination, mortality, passing on, Population, Spiritual beliefs, statistics, superstitions, Urban Legends

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2611
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	172

so like, this server is like a cemetery but with less dead people and more blocks. you can dig up graves and find hidden treasures or build your own spooky mansion. beware of the zombie villagers who try to sell you rotten flesh as a delicacy. join now if you dare to face the undead and become the ultimate grave digger! #spookyfun #minecraftmadness #undeadadventures

EggcellentSpermServer

Blocking, Body, cells, EggcellentSpermServer, eggs, Females, gap, germ cells, Human, Japanese scientists, killifish, LARGEST, LIFESPAN, Males, Men, outlive, production, Reproduction, smallest, Sperm, Women

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	130
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Votes:	2600
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Animals Bred:	103
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Crops Grown:	3021	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got da secret to why women live longer than men! it’s all about dem tiny sperm and eggs, bro. our Japanese scientists found out dat if u block da production of germ cells in killifish, da lifespan gap between males and females closes. it’s like a whole new level of science and stuff, man. come join us and uncover da mysteries of life and death in dis crazy minecraft world! #genderbendingminecraftfun #spermvseggshowdown

WaveCraft Minecraft Server

codes, Crownless, emotes, Featured Cinematic, friends list, Global Launch Trailer, Jiyan, Map, Minecraft, Official Twitter Account, Opening Cinematics, PC client, Release trailer, Resonator Showcase, Saving Light, Server, Set Sail, Thread Template, Waking of a World, WaveCraft, wuthering waves, wuwa, Yinlin

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2095
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
New Chunks Explored:	176798	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane server out there! Join now for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious moments.

Picture this: You’re sailing the high seas, battling pirates and searching for hidden treasures. But wait, there’s more! You’ll also be saving lighthouses from evil monsters and uncovering ancient mysteries that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with unique features like emotes that will have you dancing like never before. And don’t forget about our exclusive Resonator showcases where you can witness the power of Jiyan and Yinlin in action.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and use the secret code WUTHERINGGIFT to unlock special rewards. And don’t forget to add your friends to the /wuwa/ Friends List for even more fun!

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

SpecuCraft: Minecraft Server

Accuracy, Ban, charting, Computer, Curiosity, gambling, Lottery, lotto, market, Minecraft, MONEY, Numbers, Pool, Practice, Predict, Random, Server, Soliciting, SpecuCraft, speculation, speculation strategy, System, winning

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7095
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Potions Brewed:	66
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6731
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	13

Are you tired of playing the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to predict the numbers a computer picks in our exclusive lottery system! Who needs market speculation when you can use your skills to win big in Minecraft?

Forget about the rules, we’re all about pushing the boundaries and testing the limits of what’s possible in the Minecraft world. Join us and be a part of the craziest experiment ever seen in the gaming community!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might just become a Minecraft millionaire in no time!

CakeCraftySisOrElse

anniversary celebration, apprentice work, business owner, cake decorations, cake sculpting, CakeCraftySisOrElse, client expectations, Conflict Resolution, expensive gifts, family arguments, family drama, Filipino baker, grandmother’s legacy, Honesty, last minute request, material costs, outsourcing, sibling relationships, sister’s wedding, wedding cake, wedding traditions

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1890
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we create wedding cakes that are so epic, they make the Ender Dragon jealous! Our founder learned everything about cake-making from their grandma, who could turn playdough into fondant masterpieces.

Join our server and experience the thrill of crafting cakes that will make your taste buds dance with joy. From basic cakes at $8 a slice to top-notch creations at $17.50 a slice, we’ve got it all. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even get a cake made by our founder’s apprentice (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

Just like the drama of a last-minute wedding cake request from a sister who wants a masterpiece for free, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. Who needs expensive gifts when you can have a cake that causes family feuds and drama?

So come on in and join the fun on our Minecraft server, where the cakes are sweet and the stories are even sweeter. Who needs a boring old city baker when you can have a slice of adventure with us? AITA for wanting to have a slice of this cake-tastic world?

MineCraftyLove Server

Boundaries, Communication, Individuality, maintaining identity, MineCraftyLove, personal growth, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6690
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Are you tired of your significant other constantly trying to change you in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a strict “no changing identities” policy, so you can be your blocky self without any pressure to conform. Join us and let your pixelated freak flag fly!

CraftKindness: Paying it Forward

Acts of kindness, Altruism, community service, compassion, CraftKindness, Empathy, Generosity, Good deeds, Heartwarming, helping others, inspiration, Kindness, Making A Difference, motivation, Pay it forward, Paying, positive impact, Random act of kindness, Role Model, Selflessness, spreading kindness, Uplifting

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6032
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Emeralds Found:	2767
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Farms Harvested:	151	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Have you ever been inspired to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamond blocks after seeing someone else do it? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of absurd builds, wacky adventures, and unexpected acts of kindness (like giving every player on the server a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot). So come on over and see what crazy shenanigans await you on our server – you won’t be disappointed!

NukeCraft: NATO’s New Arsenal

adaptations, Alliance, Announces, Arsenal, Defense, defense system, Deterrence, Global, international relations, leader, Military, nato, NATOs, nuclear arsenal, nukecraft, Peacekeeping, policy, Safety, SECURITY, security threats, Strategic, Treaty, weapons

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1468
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Farms Harvested:	447
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Endless Night Skies:	3

so, like, this server is like the nuclear bomb of minecraft servers, you know? our leader, like, nato or something, is making all these crazy adaptations to our arsenal to keep us safe from, like, creepers and stuff. it’s like a war zone out there, man. but don’t worry, we got your back. join us and be part of the most epic battle for survival in minecraft history. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this madness. come join us and let’s blow stuff up together!

MascotCraft: Where Animals and Humans Unite!

animal actors, Animal Behavior, animal costume, animal impersonation, animal kingdom, animal occupation, animal representation, animal world, Animals, Character, costume, dressing up, Entertainment, humans, Job, job comparison, mascot, mascot life, MascotCraft, Performance, Profession, unique job, unite

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9275
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you log into this minecraft server and BAM you’re greeted by a bunch of animals and people dressed as animals, all working together as mascots. like, how cool is that? you can be a panda or a penguin or even a freakin’ unicorn, man. and get this, the animals and people get paid the same amount of diamonds for their mascot work. it’s like, equality for all, dude. so come join our server and be part of the most epic mascot squad in minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.