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ShowerSucksCraft

cleaning, cold water, hair washing, hygiene, lack of privacy, loofah, Mildew, Mold, shaving, shower curtains, shower head, showering, ShowerSucksCraft, skin irritation, slippery floor, soap scum, steamy mirrors, time consuming, towels, water pressure, water wastage

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9600
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	362

Tired of getting attacked by creepers while trying to wash your hair? Sick of Endermen stealing your soap? Look no further, because on our server, showers are creeper-proof and Endermen-free zones! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can build your dream bathroom without fear of interruption from hostile mobs. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Soap Bar can be found hidden somewhere in the server – will you be the one to uncover its sparkling secrets? Join now and start scrubbing in style!

CraftyCommies: RepatRescue!

Assistance, CASUALTIES, Citizens, Combat, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Crisis, deaths, Diplomacy, evacuation, foreign affairs, Government, India, international relations, missing, RepatRescue, repatriation, russia, Support, Tragedy

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6176
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9424	Divine Spears Created:	21
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where India and Russia are fighting it out for control of the land! 12 deaths and 16 missing players, who will come out on top?! Will India push Russia back or will Russia repatriate their citizens and dominate the server?! Join now for the most intense combat you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! It’s a battle royale like no other, with crazy twists and turns at every corner! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and be a part of the chaos!

Nerds Rule Minecraft Server

benevolent, Compassionate, Disappointment, Expectations, FANTASY, high school, jocks, leadership, Minecraft, misfits, NERDS, outcasts, popular kids, power shift, preps, Reality, rule, running the world, Server, social hierarchy, society, Stereotypes, TAKEOVER

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5655
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the nerds rule the world and everything is upside down! we got llamas that can fly and pigs that can do the moonwalk. the admins are actually aliens in disguise and they give out diamonds like candy. we have a secret underground lair where you can battle evil chickens and ride giant turtles. the chat is filled with memes and puns that will make you laugh until you cry. come join us and experience the wackiest adventure of your life!

Subsurface Microbe Madness

madness, Microbe, subsurface

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4286
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	7595	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Emeralds Found:	9530	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where you can explore the underground depths of earth like never before! we have communities of underground microbes that are more diverse than reefs and rainforests combined! you can dig, mine, and build your way through this crazy world filled with hidden treasures and mysterious creatures. join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in the subsurface depths of earth!

Hyrule SMP

Absolute, best, breath of the wild, Discord, Experience, Game, Hyrule, INFORMATION, Join, Kingdom, Kingdom of Hyrule, legend of zelda, Map, Mods, Popular, PORT, ReBuilding, smp, Survival, together, Zelda

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3776
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1684	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Hyrule SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Hyrule SMP
Theme	The Legend of Zelda: Breath of The Wild
Focus	Survival and Role-playing
Mods	Several mods for a Zelda experience
Discord	Join our Discord

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

How can I join the Hyrule SMP server?

To join our server, please join our Discord and follow the instructions provided there for server access.

What is the theme of the server?

The server is themed after The Legend of Zelda: Breath of The Wild, providing a unique and immersive experience for players.

What is the focus of the server?

We focus on survival gameplay and role-playing, as players work together to rebuild the Kingdom of Hyrule in the Minecraft world.

Are there any specific rules or guidelines for the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules will be shared with you upon joining the server.

Can I use any mods or resource packs on the server?

While we have several mods installed to enhance the Zelda experience, we ask that players refrain from using additional mods or resource packs that may disrupt the server’s balance.

Holoen’s Realm 1.20

holoEN, holoen saves, HoloEns, Realm, saves, saves holoen

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6141
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Potions Brewed:	161
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Towns Built:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Votes:	443
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this epic Minecraft server where we have saved the mystical land of Holoen from certain doom! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we’ve got flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and talking llamas! Plus, our diamond armor is so blinged out, you’ll blind your enemies just by looking at them! And don’t even get me started on the epic dance parties we throw every Saturday night in the Nether realm. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s save Holoen together!

CraftyFamily Minecraft Server

anger, Argument, bandaid, children, comfort, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consoling, CraftyFamily, denial, Empathy, family dynamics, injury, ISOLATION, legos, Maturity, Minecraft, parenting, rug, self-absorbed, Server, Support, Understanding

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6064
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Potions Brewed:	98

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of stepping on legos? Look no further! Join our server for a lego-free experience that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Our server is so fun, even stepping on legos in real life will seem like a joke compared to the adventures you’ll have here. We promise no lego-related injuries, only endless fun and excitement.

Forget about family arguments and childish behavior, join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you’ll be stepping on is virtual blocks. Trust us, it’s a lot more enjoyable than dealing with real-life drama. Join now and leave the lego-induced tears behind!

PurseRageCraft

anger, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict, emergency injection, Frustration, insulin, Medicine, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, personal belongings, privacy, PurseRageCraft, relationship, reorganized purse, Respect, touchy subject, Trust, type 1 diabetic, Upset

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3593
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Chimeras Created:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6667	Runes Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists just like this insane story!

Join our server and experience the thrill of searching for hidden treasures in unexpected places, just like this player searched for their missing insulin kit. Who knows, you might find valuable loot in the most bizarre locations, like behind a spice rack or even in the freezer!

But be warned, not everything is as it seems on our server. Just like this player’s boyfriend, you never know who might be messing with your stuff when you least expect it. Will you confront them like this player did, or will you let the mystery unfold as you embark on wild quests and epic battles?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of surprises and shenanigans?

HolyTrinitySMP

bar, black preacher, clergy, comedic setup, comedy, cultural stereotypes, diverse group, Entertainment, funny scenario, HolyTrinitySMP, humor, JOKE, Laughter, Priest, PUNCHLINE, Rabbi, religious humor, religious leaders, social gathering, traditional roles, Unexpected Encounter

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4617
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft SMP where we got a Priest, a Rabbi, and a black charismatic preacher all chilling together, right? It’s like a crazy sitcom up in here! And get this, they all walk into a bar together, but instead of ordering drinks, they start building a giant church right there in the bar! And then they start a crazy religious cult in the server, but like, in a totally chill and hilarious way, you know?

So if you wanna join this wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down! We got crazy events like “Build a Shrine to the Potato God” and “Race to Find the Golden Carrot”! Plus, we have the best community of players who are always down for a good laugh and some epic adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days!

CraftyNoobs

Ability, Aptitude, capability, competence, competency, Craft, CraftyNoobs, ESSENTIAL, Expertise, generation, hands-on, imperative, knowledge, Mastery, practical, proficiency, skill, SPECIALIZED, talent, Technical

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8741
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Secret Passages Found:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

Do you struggle with the basic life skill of building a fire? Are you tired of being the laughing stock of your friends during camping trips? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and learn how to craft the perfect fire pit, roast marshmallows like a pro, and impress everyone with your newfound survival skills. Who needs a lighter when you have Minecraft? Join now and become the ultimate fire-building master!