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| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 4432 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 3626 |
So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. Like, you gotta join because, like, the admins are actually unicorns in disguise. And, like, the spawn area is a giant rainbow made out of Skittles.
Once, there was this player who found a secret dungeon filled with dancing llamas and treasure chests full of diamond blocks. And, like, the llamas taught him how to do the Macarena while mining for diamonds. It was, like, the most epic thing ever, dude.
Oh, and did I mention that there are flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes? Yeah, you heard me right. Flying. Laser. Pigs.
So, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever, you gotta join this one. Trust me, it’s like a party in your computer screen.
