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Submarine Shenanigans

China, cover up, covered up, Defense, Diplomacy, Espionage, international relations, investigation, Maritime, Military, national security, Navy, Newest Submarine, scandal, secrecy, Shenanigans, Sinking, submarine, Submarine Incident, Submarine Technology, Underwater, US official

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2079
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Farms Harvested:	636	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Void Gems Collected:	15

come join our minecraft server where we have submarines that can sink but also fly like birds! yea, you heard that right, our submarines are next level sh*t. the chinese government tried to cover it up but we got the inside scoop. join now to witness the epic battle between flying submarines and giant squids. trust me, you don’t want to miss this craziness. oh, and did i mention we have talking dolphins as our moderators? yea, it’s that kind of party. so what are you waiting for? dive into the madness and join us now!

Mosquito Mayhem: Irma Edition

2016, 2017, 2018, captured, dramatic, Edition, four-week span, Hurricane Irma, INCREASE, IRMÃ, long tail tags, MAYHEM, mosquito, mosquito populations, south florida, study, times more

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1276
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

come join our minecraft server where the only thing buzzing more than the mosquitoes in south florida after hurricane irma is the excitement you’ll feel playing here! we’ve got 7.3 and 8 times more fun than any other server, just like the increase in mosquito populations after the storm.

build your own mosquito army and take over the server, or team up with friends to fend off the buzzing hordes. with crazy weather events and natural disasters happening all the time, you never know what kind of chaos will ensue next.

join now for a truly wild and unpredictable minecraft experience that will leave you itching for more!

MineTube Minecraft Server

#youtube, Armed Forces, Army, Defense, Equipment, facts, History, INFORMATION, Military, Minecraft, Minetube, Modernization, Navy, research, Server, soldiers, spain, strategy, Tactics, Technology, Training, Videos, WARFARE

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9484
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Buildings Constructed:	31
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old factions and mini-games? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild adventure through a land of craziness!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where Spain’s military is the ultimate power. Forget about building houses and farming, here you’ll be training with the Spanish army and navy to defend against zombie invasions and creepers trying to steal your diamonds.

Watch out for the legendary General Taco, who leads the charge against the evil forces of the Ender Dragon. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of skeletons with just a baguette and a rubber chicken.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next hero of Spain’s military!

VNs Minecraft SMP: Very Nice Server

#youtube, Alternative, ambient, background music, calming, chill vibes, DISCOVER, electronic, indie, instrumental, mellow, Minecraft, Music, new music, Nice, playlist, Post them tracks, Relaxing, Server, smp, soothing, study music, Video, VNs

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3103
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Crops Grown:	5248	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	9746

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of your favorite food, and engaging in intense llama races across the server.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin!

MomVsGrandServer – Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, emotions, family, favoritism, Grandparents, Grief, Loss, loyalty, Minecraft, MomVsGrandServer, perspective, punishment, reconciliation, relationships, Server, Shaming, Siblings, stepfamily, Support, Understanding

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4359
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Towns Built:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us if you want to escape from real-life family feuds and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant pixelated chicken.

Our server is the perfect place for anyone looking to rebel against their mom’s strict rules and overbearing punishments. Who needs phones and deleted contacts when you can join us and build epic structures with your fellow players?

Just like in the real world, our server is full of twists and turns. Will you choose to stand by your half siblings and defy your dad’s side of the family, or will you rebel against your mom’s wishes and reconnect with your estranged relatives? The choice is yours, and the consequences are as wild as a creeper explosion.

So come on down to our server and let’s build a world where family drama is just a thing of the past. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Join us now and let’s create some blocky chaos together!

FoodTossinParentLOL

bullying, childhood obesity, emotional eating, family conflict, family dynamics, fast food, food choices, FoodTossinParentLOL, Healthy Eating, heart health, Junk Food, lifestyle habits, nursing home, nutrition, Nutritionist, obesity, parenting, processed foods, self-care, weight loss, whole food diet

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8496
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Animals Bred:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your family issues behind!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your mom feeding your kids junk food. We promise there will be no Happy Meals here, only happy players building and exploring in a virtual world.

Escape the chaos of your family dynamics and join us for a fun and relaxing Minecraft experience. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures with us? Join now and say goodbye to the fast food drama!

DumbBeliefz Minecraft SMP

Absurd, BELIEF, Convinced, Deceit, Deception, dumb, DumbBeliefz, Fabricated, false, Foolish, funny, gullible, hoax, JOKE, lie, Minecraft, misled, Naive, prank, Ridiculous, silly, smp, Tricked

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7636
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a community where we convinced someone that creepers are actually just misunderstood cats in disguise. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is full of hilarious shenanigans and crazy stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So come join us and see what other ridiculous myths we can come up with next!

MineCraftyLaughs

best comedy movie, comedy, comedy classic, Comedy film, comedy flick, comedy genre, comedy pick, comedy recommendation, Entertainment, Favorite, favorite comedy flick, favorite comedy movie, favorite film, favorite movie, film, funny, humor, Laughter, MineCraftyLaughs, Movie, top comedy movie

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1933
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Void Armor Forged:	24
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is about to blow your mind faster than a creeper in a TNT factory!

Join our server and you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget to mine for diamonds! We’ve got more jokes than a clown convention and more pranks than a mischievous Enderman.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so hilarious, even the chickens are cracking up! And don’t even get us started on the pigs… let’s just say they’ve got some wild stand-up routines.

So why waste your time on those snooze-fest servers when you could be rolling on the floor laughing with us? Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience that’s funnier than a creeper trying to tell a knock-knock joke!

SubmarineCraft Minecraft Server

accident, Advanced weaponry, China, Defense, defense strategy, Disaster, geopolitical tensions, investigation, Maritime, military capabilities, military modernization, Minecraft, naval forces, Navy, nuclear submarine, SECURITY, Server, setback, Sinking, Submarine Technology, SubmarineCraft, Technology, Underwater

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4718
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Zombie Dances:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Void Gems Collected:	33	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where China’s newest nuclear submarine sank? Yeah, you heard me right! And guess what? It’s all part of the crazy fun on this server! Join now to witness the wildest military modernization mishaps in Minecraft history!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you explore the depths of the ocean where the submarine sank, but you can also build your own nuclear-powered base to defend against any unexpected sinkings. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you on this server?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the chaos and hilarity of this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!

OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia!

Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Government, Hungarian government, Hungarian politics, Hungarian Prime Minister, Hungary, Hungary-Russia relations, influence, international relations, Négotiation, Orbán, OrbansCraft, Politics, power dynamics, russia, Surrender, Viktor Orbán, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8527
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

so like, imagine if Hungary was like a Minecraft server, right? and like, Russia was trying to take over and stuff. but then Orbán’s top aide was all like, “nah, we ain’t givin’ in to Russia, we gonna fight ’em off like a boss!”

so yeah, this server is like the ultimate battleground, where you gotta defend your land from evil forces and stuff. but don’t worry, ’cause we got epic weapons and armor to help you out. plus, there’s like secret underground tunnels and hidden treasure chests everywhere.

also, rumor has it that if you reach the highest level in the game, you’ll unlock a special power that lets you turn into a dragon and fly around the map breathing fire on your enemies. how cool is that?!

so come join our server and be a part of the epic battle against Russia. Orbán’s top aide believes in you, and so do we! let’s show those bad guys who’s boss in this crazy Minecraft world.