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SisterBlocker Minecraft Server

abandonment, adoption, Blocking, Boundaries, Cultural differences, defending loved ones, family, Gaslighting, Grief, hurtful comments, insensitive, Minecraft, mixed race, nephew, overreacting, parenting, racism, regret, sensitivity, Server, sister, SisterBlocker, Support

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7411
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	224	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister Beth’s comments? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where you can build, mine, and explore with a community that’s more supportive than my family!

Just like how I stood up for my nephew Jamie, you’ll find a group of players who will have your back no matter what. And don’t worry, we won’t make any weird comments about your race or family situation – unless it’s in good fun, of course!

So come join us on this server where you can escape the drama and build your own world. Who needs a toxic family when you have a virtual one that’s always there for you? Trust me, it’s way better than dealing with a sister like Beth. See you in the game!

WeirdoCraft – No Kid Zone

aita, Comments.., cross country team, facebook, friendship, jerks, Kid, local pool, Message, moving states, new family, Parent, play date, Polite, touchy, UNCOMFORTABLE, weird, WeirdoCraft, whispering, Zone

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3482
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Dragon Eggs Found:	9164	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Magic Items Found:	1676	Star Shards Collected:	179

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with weird kids like Melanie pushing you into virtual water and comparing people to bugs. Join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience, where the only thing you’ll be whispering under your breath is “this server is awesome!” Don’t be a jerk like the parents on the school district Facebook page – join our server and let the fun begin!

ExSecretsGuru – Minecraft SMP

Breakup, Closure, discovery, Emotional healing, empowerment, ex, ExSecretsGuru, healing, HEARTBREAK, LEAVING, lessons learned, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, new beginnings, past, personal growth, Reflection, relationship, secret, Self Discovery, self-care, smp

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2837
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the drama is as stale as last week’s bread? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to bring your sense of humor and leave your exes at the door.

We’ve got secret underground bases filled with treasure, crazy redstone contraptions that will blow your mind, and a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding llamas. And let’s not forget the real reason you should join – we’ve uncovered a secret that will make you question everything you thought you knew about your ex.

Join us on this hilarious adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and come join the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

CraftyTravelz

Adventure, best place, bucket list, CraftyTravelz, Destination, Dream destination, Explore, favorite place, memorable trip, must-visit place, SightSeeing, top destination, tourist spot, travel, travel experience, travel goals, travel memories, vacation spot, Visited, Wanderlust

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	554
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mines Excavated:	3574
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Oh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server I found! It’s like stepping into a magical land filled with rainbow sheep and flying pigs. The best part? You can ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve experienced the thrill of building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on top of giant spiders. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ChoudaryCraft: Life Sentence Minecraft Server

Anjem Choudary, British, British Muslim leader, ChoudaryCraft, conviction, CounterTerrorism, extremism, Hate Speech, Islam, Islamic preacher, Jailed for life, legal case, Life, Minecraft, prison sentence, radical ideology, Radical preacher, radicalization, Sentence, Server, Terrorism, terrorism charges, uk, uk news, Violent extremism

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2922
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ores Mined:	8079	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Dragons Tamed:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	348	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0

come join our minecraft server, where we got more craziness than anjem choudary on a bender! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance the macarena, and diamonds that sing like beyonce! if you join our server, you’ll be as happy as a llama in a field of carrots. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, guarded by a pack of killer bunnies. so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse).

Putin’s Baby Factory

baby, birth rate, cultural values, demographic crisis, FACTORY, family, feminism, fertility rate, Gender Roles, Government, Motherhood, nationalism, nationalism vs feminism, patriotism, Politics, population growth, Propaganda, putin, Putins, russia, Social Issues, society, traditional values

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7888
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	1421
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Potions Brewed:	84	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Towns Built:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

join our epic minecraft server where u can have babies for russia and show ur patriotism over feminism!! putin himself is watching and cheering u on as u pop out baby after baby in the virtual world. who needs feminism when u can be a baby-making machine for mother russia?! come join us and let’s make putin proud together!! 🇷🇺👶🎮

OlympicLoserCraft

achievement, athlete, Competition, Dedication, Defeat, determination, Glory, hard work, Honor, inspiration, last place, MEDAL, motivation, OlympicLoserCraft, olympics, Participation, perseverance, pride, sports, success, Victory

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	833
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11

join our epic minecraft server where getting last place is the ultimate achievement! you will be praised and worshipped by all for your incredible ability to come in dead last in every competition!

we have a special event where you have to build the ugliest house possible, and the winner gets a prize of… absolutely nothing! because who needs rewards when you can bask in the glory of having the most hideous house in all of minecraft?

our server is also home to the most incompetent mobs you will ever encounter. they will walk into walls, fall off cliffs, and just generally make a fool of themselves. it’s like watching a bunch of toddlers trying to play soccer, except with zombies and creepers.

so come join us on our server where being a total failure is celebrated and embraced. because let’s face it, winning is overrated. it’s all about the journey to the bottom!

EmergencyLanez420

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5102
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8037	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

so, like, u ever wonder how a minecraft server can actually impact emergency response times? well, let me tell u a lil story about this one server i know. it used to have like, 4 lanes but then they did this crazy thing and turned it into 3 lanes. and u know what? emergency response rates didn’t change at all. like, what even is that? but hey, if u wanna join this server, maybe u can be the one to figure out the mystery of the 4-to-3 lane conversion. who knows, maybe u’ll become a hero or something. so come on, join us and let’s solve this minecraft mystery together!

City Survival: Where You’ll Wish Creepers Were the Only Danger

cave, city, claims protection, CREEPERS, danger, destroyed city, Discord, dynamic, frequent restarts, helper recruitment, Helpers, inactive claims, ip address, ironed out, minimal claims protection, New server, ruins, server suggestions, small map, Suggestions, Survival, Vanilla, Youll

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6144
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Potions Brewed:	178
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Votes:	8012	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Server Overview:

Server Features	Destroyed city setting
Map Size	2.5k distance
Claims Protection	Minimal, inactivity for 3 days will remove claims
Helpers Needed	Looking for helpers and suggestions
Server Restarts	Frequent restarts as things are ironed out

FAQ

Question	Answer
How big is the map?	The map is 2.5k distance, for more dynamic city gameplay
Is there claims protection?	Minimal claims protection, inactivity for 3 days will remove claims
Are helpers needed?	Yes, the server is looking for helpers and suggestions
How often are server restarts?	There may be frequent restarts as things are ironed out

HonestCraft Minecraft Server

collab, dehumanizing, Doki, doxxdiscord, Evidences, Filipino, Flag, gotta be honest, Harassment, hololive girls, holos, holostar, HonestCraft, Int, Language, Minecraft, Mint, nousagi, philippinedepressed, Screenshot, SEAnigger, Server, shitpost, Vietnamese, vtubermemes

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8440
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Void Gems Collected:	28	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Are you tired of dealing with SEA-niggers on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is SEA-nigger free! That’s right, no more dealing with those pesky trolls from the Philippines who ruin the fun for everyone else.

Join our server for a peaceful and troll-free gaming experience. Our community is made up of only the most honorable players who just want to have a good time without being harassed by SEA-niggers.

Plus, we have exclusive collabs with Hololive girls and Holostars that you won’t find anywhere else. Our server is so exclusive, even our football coach wouldn’t dare insult you by calling you a “seanigger.”

So come join us for a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience. You won’t regret it!