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HexSMP: Where even the creepers are friendlier than your average player

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Server Name	HexSMP
Server IP	play.hexsmp.com

Overview

If you’re looking for a unique survival multiplayer server experience, HexSMP is the place to be. With over 100 custom features, a player-driven economy, custom leveling system, and much more, HexSMP offers a fresh and exciting twist on the classic SMP gamemode.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What makes HexSMP stand out?
Why choose HexSMP?	HexSMP is more than just another server—it’s a vibrant community where creativity and adventure thrive. Regular updates, new features, and an active, welcoming community make HexSMP a top choice for players.
How to earn rare rewards?	Take advantage of the Referral System by referring friends to join HexSMP. Your friends can use the command “/referral [Your Name]” when they join the server, and you can earn exclusive items and bonuses.
How to join HexSMP?	Simply connect using the IP address play.hexsmp.com and start your adventure today. Visit the website and join the Discord for the latest news, events, and community discussions.

Bongland vs. Cuntville Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience the wonders of Bongland, where the trees are made of giant bongs and the rivers flow with Mountain Dew. Or if you’re feeling adventurous, you can create your own custom world where you can build a house in the shape of your own… well, you get the idea.

But that’s not all! We have special events like the annual Cow Tipping Competition, where players compete to see who can tip the most cows in the shortest amount of time. And don’t forget about our legendary TNT Olympics, where players compete in explosive events like the Creeper High Jump and the Ender Dragon Egg Toss.

So why settle for a boring old Minecraft server when you can join us and live out your wildest, most ridiculous fantasies? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and choose between Bongland or your own… well, you know.

AnimeBoobiesMC SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing bigger than the builds are the bust sizes? Look no further! Our server is known for its massive structures and even bigger personalities.

Rumor has it that the reason for the increase in bust sizes is due to a glitch in the game that accidentally enlarged players’ chests instead of their storage space. But hey, who’s complaining?

Join us for a chest-tacular experience full of laughs, epic battles, and of course, some seriously impressive builds. So come on and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe your chest size.

GrandmaGamer’s Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of family commitments? Look no further than our server! We won’t guilt trip you into missing out on important events just to play Minecraft, unlike some people we know.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that won’t make you choose between virtual blocks and family time. Plus, we promise not to ban you for attending your granddaughter’s birthday party or baptism – we’re not heartless like some server admins out there.

So come on over and join us for a server experience that values real-life connections over virtual ones. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a group of friends who won’t ditch you for a blocky world.

SisWantsWifeFitz

anger, Charity, clothes, corporate lawyer, death, donation, emotional blackmail, family, Grief, Inheritance, mediator., Memories, mourning, ovarian cancer, relationships, Resentment, selfish, sister, SisWantsWifeFitz, Wife, Womens Shelter

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the real-life craziness and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us and leave behind the family drama, like the one this player experienced with his sister and mom fighting over clothes at a wake. On our server, the only fights you’ll have are epic battles against mobs and bosses!

Forget about selfish cows like the player’s sister – on our server, everyone works together to build amazing structures and conquer challenges. Plus, we donate virtual items to in-game shelters to help players in need (no real-life drama involved)!

So come on over and join our Minecraft server – where the only tears shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have!

YoloCraft SMP – Born to Die

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we answer life’s biggest questions like “What’s the point of being born if we’re all going to die anyway?” But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of distractions to keep you from existential dread!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying chickens, build your own rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or participate in our annual llama fashion show (last year’s winner wore a top hat and monocle)!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance partners. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing!

So why wait for the inevitable end when you can join our Minecraft SMP and make the most out of your virtual life? Who knows, you might just find the meaning of it all in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities and ridiculous shenanigans.

Love Triangle Craft

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Are you tired of being torn between two lovers in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can have as many virtual crushes as you want without any drama! Build a love triangle castle, go on romantic pixelated dates, and see if you can juggle multiple relationships without getting caught. Who needs real love when you have endless possibilities in the world of blocks and creepers? Join now and let the love polygons begin!

Jap4DayWorkWeekCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have a 4-day workweek just like Japan!!! no more grindin’ away at that 9-5 job, now you can spend more time building epic creations in minecraft!!! plus, rumor has it that the japanese government is actually secretly run by a group of minecraft players who are trying to find the best builders to join their ranks and take over the world!!! so come join us and show off your building skills, maybe you’ll impress the secret minecraft overlords and become the ruler of japan!!! or at least have a fun time playing minecraft with a bunch of other crazy players who love to build and explore!!! so what are you waiting for??? join now and start your journey to minecraft domination!!!

MorphineEnsembleCraft

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Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server is like, the morphine of all servers, bro. We got this crazy neural process going on where we target a group of neurons in your brain’s rostral ventromedial medulla. It’s like we form this sick ‘morphine ensemble’ that changes to give you ultimate pain relief from all the boring servers out there. Join us and experience a high like no other, man. It’s like your brain is on a rollercoaster of fun and excitement. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, come join the madness now!

Konohaven: Where Minecraft meets adulting and hermit crabs chat casually in your ear

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Konohaven Season 3 Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.21 Fabric
Location	Eastern US (Virginia)
Difficulty	Hard
Modifications	Fire-Tick, Enderman Griefing, and Phantoms DisabledSingle-Player SleepLive Map (Pl3xmap)Optional Simple Voice Chat mod
Economy	Diamond based player-run shop economy

Additional Details

Shops: Minimal rules on shop themes or pricing, friendly competitive environment.
Events and Challenges: Plenty of unique rewards, karaoke, holiday-themed events, community build projects, and more.
Custom Models: Custom items and hat models requiring lightweight resource pack to view.
Community Based Server: Play together or solo, players from US, Canada, and Europe.

How to Whitelist:

Join our Discord.
Read our most up to date rules, requirements, and policies.
Click apply in #whitelist-application channel under support to start the whitelist application process.

Frequently Asked Questions

Can I join the server if I am not 18+?

Generally, players must be 18+ to apply for whitelist, but there are exceptions. Please contact the server staff for more information.

Are there any rules against griefing or stealing?

Yes, griefing and stealing are not allowed on the server. Players are encouraged to build and play in a friendly and respectful manner.

Are there any restrictions on building or creativity?

There are minimal restrictions on building themes or creativity. Players are encouraged to express themselves through their builds as long as they follow the server rules.

Can I run my own shop on the server?

Yes, players are encouraged to run their own shops using the diamond-based player-run shop economy system. However, please ensure that your shop is in line with the overall friendly environment of the server.

What kind of events and challenges can I expect on the server?

There will be plenty of events and challenges with unique rewards, such as custom hats and knockback sticks. Players can participate in karaoke nights, holiday-themed events, community build projects, and more!

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Farms Harvested:	348	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Magic Items Found:	5735	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Ores Mined:	9706	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Love Letters Sent:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Magic Items Found:	2644
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Farms Harvested:	890	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	495
Ores Mined:	7465	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

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Additional Details

How to Whitelist:

Frequently Asked Questions

Can I join the server if I am not 18+?

Are there any rules against griefing or stealing?

Are there any restrictions on building or creativity?

Can I run my own shop on the server?

What kind of events and challenges can I expect on the server?

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Towns Built:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Star Shards Collected:	78	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8870	Dragon Scales Harvested:	175
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	401	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	133
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Alien Abductions:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1