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Contribute or Garbage 1.20.4
Join our Minecraft server where you better contribute or else you’re trash and we’ll destroy you! Be resourceful in our evil society and get your “hate pass card” to indulge in hatred and evil. Ever wonder why the dumbest and worst people are in charge everywhere? It’s all about human communication, baby! If you can talk, you can rule. But why are evil folks so powerful? The answer is obvious, communication is key! After years of trying to reconnect with a potential friend, I gave up. People suck, that’s why places like /r9k/ exist. Without that special someone, there’s no reason to be good. Join us and embrace the chaos! -
Forever Alone Craft
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a man in today’s society? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the horrors of erectile dysfunction jokes and being treated like a disposable heated dildo.On our server, you can build your own fortress of solitude where no one can judge you for not wanting to perform in the bedroom. No more being gaslit or browbeaten into pretending you want sex – here, you can be your true self without fear of ridicule.
And forget about privacy concerns – on our server, your personal information stays private. No need to worry about strangers on Reddit or Twitter dissecting your every move.
So come join us and experience the freedom of being alone in a world where being married after your 30’s is seen as a dehumanizing existence. Who needs a partner when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?
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InheriCraft: No Step-Sis Share
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the real world and dive into a world of blocks and adventure!Join us for a chance to inherit virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams! Just like the OP’s inheritance, you’ll have houses, vehicles, stocks, bonds, and even a virtual cat to call your own. And don’t worry, there’s no stepsister asking for handouts here!
But beware, drama may still follow you even in the virtual world. Will you be generous with your virtual wealth or will you tell everyone to “F off” just like the OP did? The choice is yours on our server!
So come on down and join us for a wild ride of inheritance drama and blocky fun. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft? See you there!
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GrumpyOldMan Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you miss the days of carefree fun and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as ridiculous as you are.Forget about bills, work, and all that boring stuff – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic base and prank your friends in the most hilarious ways possible. We have weekly events like “Troll Tuesdays” where anything goes, and “Wacky Wednesdays” where the rules are thrown out the window.
But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary “Chicken King,” a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that no one dares to challenge him. Will you join forces with him or try to overthrow his feathery reign? The choice is yours!
So if you’re looking for a break from the monotony of adult life and want to dive headfirst into a world of chaos and laughter, join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what crazy antics await you in this wacky virtual playground!
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CraftyAccused
Are you tired of being falsely accused of stealing diamonds in Minecraft? Look no further! Join our server where everyone is guilty until proven innocent! Our admin team loves to randomly accuse players of the most ridiculous crimes, like stealing dirt or hoarding too many chickens. It’s a wild ride of chaos and confusion, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored! Join now and see if you can survive the madness of our wacky justice system! -
SkinCraft: NeuroDiagRevolution
come join our epic minecraft server where we cracked the code on neurodevelopmental disorders using SKIN! yep, you heard right, just a lil skin sample from your upper arm and BAM, we can diagnose all them rare disorders. our PERSYST study is like no other, we’re basically skin wizards over here. so if you wanna be part of something groundbreaking and have a laugh while doing it, join our server now! who knew minecraft could be so educational, amirite? -
SupernaLuna2.0: Where creepers make friends and diamonds are forever, now with Java 1.21!
Supernaluna Minecraft Server
Season Season 2 Launch Date 07/06/24 Website Play.Supernaluna.Com Discord https://discord.gg/4NErNXrStr Join the Supernaluna SMP! We are an adult community looking for some new players to kick off the new season with!
Features:
- McMMO
- Economy
- Jobs
- Warps for various community things
- Veinminer
- /sethome
- /rtp
- Cosmetic Ranks/Roles based on playtime
Important Rules:
- No Griefing or Stealing
- PvP must always be consensual
- NO x-ray, hacked clients, or item duping
- Zero tolerance for hate speech
Contact:
- Contact “xMoniarty#7292” on Discord if you have any questions
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer Is there a whitelist on the server? No, the server is open to all players who abide by the rules. Are there any age restrictions? The server is for adults, but mature younger players may be considered. Can I use mods on the server? Only approved mods are allowed. No hacked clients or cheating mods. What happens if I break the rules? Depending on the severity, you may be warned, temporarily banned, or permanently banned. -
SushiCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a sushi roll dipped in rainbow sauce – totally unique and full of flavor!Join us and you’ll find yourself immersed in a world where Japanese endings are celebrated like never before. Our players have been known to perform elaborate tea ceremonies to honor the conclusion of each game, complete with origami swans and chanting monks.
But beware, gaijins (foreigners) have been known to struggle with understanding the beauty of our Japanese endings. Some say it’s because they lack the cultural depth to appreciate it, while others believe it’s simply because they haven’t eaten enough sushi.
So, if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with samurais, geishas, and maybe even a Godzilla or two, then come join our server. Just be prepared to leave your boring old Minecraft ways behind and embrace the madness of our Japanese-inspired world!
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MeltdownCraft – AITA for SIL’s Nickname?
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with passive-aggressive players, rude remarks, and shopping trips gone wrong. Our server is the perfect place to bond with your soon-to-be sister-in-law, who will constantly remind you that you’re not good enough for her brother.But don’t worry, our server is also a place where you can unleash your inner sass and give snarky nicknames to those who deserve it. Just be prepared for the full-on public meltdowns and phone blowing up that may follow.
So if you’re looking for a server filled with high maintenance drama and quirky opinions, look no further! Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Remember, in this server, the drama never stops!